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  • Di Vito
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    • Jun 2009
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    #1

    Wtf !!! What would you do?



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  • docputer
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    • Jun 2006
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    #2
    While I appreciate the mom's concern for her son's wellbeing, she could be fucking up his head for a long time. I would hire the kid a caregiver who might be open to providing this a part of his care.
    Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.

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    • pimpware
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      #3
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      • pimpware
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        #4
        Originally posted by docputer
        Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.
        You kidding right ?
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        • Di Vito
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          #5
          Originally posted by docputer
          Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.
          What !!!


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          • tranza
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            #6
            Please, tell me this is a joke...
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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
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              #7
              She should tell her husband, maybe he'll join in the fun.

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              • Jarmusch
                 
                • May 2003
                • 12479

                #8
                They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands

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                • Iron Fist
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                  • Dec 2006
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                  #9
                  I love Yahoo Answers... king of the fake questions.
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                  • GetSCORECash
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by docputer
                    Nurse aides in some situations provide this type of comfort for men with long term hospital stays. Usually under the guise of giving a bath or even a dr ordered prostate massage.
                    Where? I need one of those! I have a nurse aid come to my house each day, and that service isn't being provided.
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                    • Stephen McTowelie
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                      #11
                      Ahh gotta love Yahoo answers ! lol
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                      • Slick
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                        • Feb 2001
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                        #12
                        WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself. Can you imagine NEVER being able to masturbate ??

                        That'd be a tough situation to be in, not only for the mom, but for the kid. I could never in a million years picture my mom jacking me off.

                        I think that the good people over at the Fleshlight company should send that boy a Fleshlight with a vice to hold it down. That way, the mom could prepare the fleshlight, get it all lubed, leave the room, and let her son go to town. It'd also be less cleanup for her, since it's all contained in a nice plastic container, ha ha.

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                        • Wizzo
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SCORE-Cash
                          Where? I need one of those! I have a nurse aid come to my house each day, and that service isn't being provided.
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                          • Pixelbucks Eric
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by pimpware
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                            • madfuck
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                              #15
                              gotta be a fake question

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                              • Loki
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                                #16
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                                • Vicious_B
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                  They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands


                                  That is so wrong.
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                                  • camchoice
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                                    #18
                                    im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea
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                                    • Di Vito
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by camchoice
                                      im sure you could extend a fleshlight that can be handled by mouth, just an idea
                                      Think you could be right. It would be like giving yourself a blow job too if shaped right


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                                      • beerptrol
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                                        #20
                                        Has to be fake, well unless they live in Kentucky.......
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                                        • Di Vito
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by beerptrol
                                          Has to be fake, well unless they live in Kentucky.......
                                          It could well be but Mackenzie Phillips claims she had sex with her father and they both have (had) hands


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                                          • Di Vito
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                                            #22
                                            CHECK THIS 1 OUT THEN

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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by tranza
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                                              • 4pleasure
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Di Vito
                                                hahahaha lol!


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                                                • Vicious_B
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 4pleasure
                                                  hahahaha lol!
                                                  I am amazed that people answered that question like it was real.
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                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                    They can even take turns.. take a load off her hands
                                                    omg !!!!!!!


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                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                      #27
                                                      Not even gonna read t he answers

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                                                      • TheLegacy
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                                                        #28
                                                        Simple - have her hire a 18 yr old escort - if they can't afford it then find something else, but to have your mom do this? Definitely wrong if not freaking the kid out. I have heard of nurses who do this, but I would hate to think that a mom would have to do this or even consider doing it... but definitely a case for glory hole

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                                                        • michael.kickass
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                                                          #29
                                                          That is soooo fake.
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by camchoice
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                                                            • Cyber Fucker
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                                                              #31
                                                              Whatever she was thinking this is wrong!

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                                                              • Riffhard
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Slick
                                                                WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself.
                                                                Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?
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                                                                • After Shock Media
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Riffhard
                                                                  Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?
                                                                  if you can not come up with at least ways of the top of your head in less than a minute you have zero imagination.

                                                                  PS - they do have prosthetics to "fix" this problem.

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                                                                  • VisionFantasy
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • SilentKnight
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                      PS - they do have prosthetics to "fix" this problem.
                                                                      Yeah, but would you trust your winkie in the (sometimes unpredictable) grip of a prosthetic hand?

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                                                                      • Di Vito
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Riffhard
                                                                        Yeah? how would you go about doing that? Holding your breath for a really long time?

                                                                        LMAO


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                                                                        • Fleshlight Team
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Slick
                                                                          WOW, if I lost both of my arms at age 9, I think I would've just killed myself. Can you imagine NEVER being able to masturbate ??

                                                                          That'd be a tough situation to be in, not only for the mom, but for the kid. I could never in a million years picture my mom jacking me off.

                                                                          I think that the good people over at the Fleshlight company should send that boy a Fleshlight with a vice to hold it down. That way, the mom could prepare the fleshlight, get it all lubed, leave the room, and let her son go to town. It'd also be less cleanup for her, since it's all contained in a nice plastic container, ha ha.
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                                                                          • Cindyff
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Sounds like a bit of armless fun to me ?

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                                                                            • whiskey dick
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              he should just put it between his mattresses and go to town

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                omg, LOL

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                                                                                • DefaultMan
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Damn, get that kid a Fleshlight and put it between the mattress or something.
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                                                                                  • KingNigel
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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • WalkerTR
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      LMAO

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            It's probably unlawful to even talk about this shit.
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                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • CYF
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Fleshlight Team
                                                                                                He definitely needs a Fleshlight Motion-
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                                                                                                • DateDoc
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I was about to say this was posted about a year ago but this is that thread just bumped.

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                                                                                                  • SpicyM
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I dont think this could be a joke.. as joking about own child loosing arms would be really stupid..

                                                                                                    But I really believe the best solution would be a paid girl. It would be costly though.. Poor kid, this isnt life, this is just waiting for death!
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