I wouldn't bet against a deep purple belt under Robson Moura.

I think a few people have challenge me on this thread. I'll give them a chance to take some words back.

I've been rolling and sparring for the last six years going on seven Jan 2010.

I don't fuck around and take this shit seriously.

Yup you are the only one that takes action right? Hmm lets see 3 years ago I was pushing my daughter in her stroller at a 4th of july festival downtown. A guy shoving through the crowd that was about 6'2 and 190lbs or so knocked his hand into my daughters head by being a blundering idiot. His wrist was bent up behind his back thumb bent back to the back of his hand before he could get 2 steps past my daughters stroller. He apologized to me within 5 seconds, and then I made him apologize to my by then crying daughter before letting him go.

Believe it if you want because it happened, and your "bravado" and acting like you are king shit of the universe and the "ultimate fighter" gets just comically old.

But Im sure you'll retort with something stupid.

But to the original question. That guy would not of had a fun evening if he ever touched one of my children.

Hope he's rich and sue the shit out of him:2 cents:

a stranger slapping a 2yo in the face 4 times is no biggie? lol ... Its assault... and a bait for the parent to go to jail if he beats him up.. Of course he should be arrested..

You mean like this kid, right? :1orglaugh



Agreed on both counts.

you must be a vietnam vet... no doubt..

If a stranger slapped my kid they wouldnt live to see the light of the outside of the store or at least they would leave on a fucking stretcher.

Pure fantasy. You're so full of shit your eyeballs are floating in it. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WHAT PART OF LEAVING FAMILY OFF THE BOARDS ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?

I'm sure posting your antics including being a pimp, smoking weed and other general jackassery are well appreciated. You're your own worst enemy and you can't even see it. Hopefully DCFS is scanning your posts one day because you can't even take care of yourself never mind raise children.

There would be my mugshot next to his cause I would beat the fucking shit out of him.

Actually I would beat the shit out of that guy for even looking at my kids.

I would beat his ass good
 

That old dude can't fight - he wouldn't have done it if the kid was with his father. And all you selfish bastards who say "I'd flush the kid" etc. You were crying brats when you were kids, only difference, those kids will grow up, you didn't.

Strange man slapping several times a 2 year old ............ yeap, I concur with the statement above, that would be my reaction.

i would do alot of tiger uppercuts TIGER UPPERCUT TIGER UPPERCUT TIGER UPPERCUT

surprised no one has posted that video of the retarded guy kicking the toddler and getting knocked out by the dad yet

I'd fuck anyone up who laid a hand on my family, but I would hope be able to deal with my own child's tantrum or I'd leave the store. :2 cents:

Yep. I would have beat the shit out of him. He would have for sure gone to the hospital.

Oh shit, Labret is back and crying again. I guess we'll have to slap him. :winkwink:

bad parenting. if your child is screaming, leave the store.

so this guys disilpines someone else's rotthen kid since they don't feel the need to. he smacks the kids (oh boo hoo, its not like he punched it in the face, kids have fat cheeks) and the kid stops crying...

i think the guy is a hero.

when i was a little kid and i cried, my father told me that he'd give me something to cry about and that worked pretty well. i had the fear of my father in me in for years.

i was in doctors office the other day and some couple had a kid with them and the kid wouldnt fucking stay still it was crawling under my seat, his head hitting my ass from below the seat crawling all around behind the chairs in the office knocking shit over, jumping on the chairs, jumping off the chairs, etc.... it started playing with something, they take it away, it would scream and cry,... then start all over again.

i wont lie, I put my ipod on, turned up the metal and thought about kicking him... had to wait for wifey, so it was about an hour of this shit.

internet warriors unite.

Would impale this motherfucker

Not every time a child cries in public is it a tantrum. Not every parent that has a child cry in public is a horrible parent that doesn't care. Sometimes a 2 year old will cry.
That said I don't understand how this guy got 4 slaps in. If anyone had raised a hand to my child I would have gotten between them and my kid. Even if they had the ability to knock me on my ass I would still protect my child.

haha.. fuck you. you're a fucking dreamer just like every other fucking idiot that talks about "not fighting unless i have to... and if shit gets rough, i'll use my wrestling moves".

like i said... its always the biggest pussies that talk about "not fighting unless they have to" and they are the worst when it comes to being wrapped up in some retarded, friendless fantasy world living out their ninja dream with a tiny group of jerk offs paying their money to come into someones little strip mall shit hole to celebrate an even bigger jerk off, who's only there to satisfy his own egoistic needs by strutting around the room and pointing out his trophies on the wall because he "scored points" on someone, one time.

that's not opinion or a threat.. that's a simple fact.

imagine a boxer saying "i don't like to punch unless i have to"... he'd be the shittiest boxer ever. now imagine that same boxer hitting the pads and bag for 6 + years under someone's "expert tutelage" ... big fucking deal. he's still not a boxer until he gets in the ring and has a fight record and he is gonna get his ass beat the moment shit gets real. that pretty much sums up the vast majority of martial arts and people who make comments like you do about fighting.

Everyone in this thread needs a slap. Right now sit back in your chairs and give yourselves four good slaps across the chops. I just did 4 on myself, it's really not that bad.

Quite invigorating actually.

I bet your the type of guy when confronted would have a stupid smile across your face and crawl away.

Anyway, I don't fuck around.

This is where I train....
http://www.bullpenvaletudo.com/

Where do you want me to fold you into a pretzel?
Cage, ring, mat or pavement.

yeah... you don't fuck around. shut up pussy. you should go back to world of warcraft and worrying about how much Obama is going to fix every problem in your life.

you gonna fly to tampa? do you think i even care to fight you? do you think i care to prove anything?

you've gone full retard.

Thats some weak ass shit....


Im calling you out in front everybody and thats the best you can come back with...Warcraft and Obama...

There's a 'deep' purple belt now? lol

Don't get me wrong, I love Deep Purple. Great band, great tunes, but to get a belt named after you?... wow. :D

More than two stripes on a purple belt is considered deep purple...

Im about a year and half away from getting my brown...

yeah. i want to fight you. i have nothing better to do than spend my time caring about some jerkoff on GFY and his personal insecurities.

i spent more hours in the ring, boxing, kickboxing and training karate than you will for the rest of your life. i've been knocked out more times and knocked out more people than you ever will. i don't feel i need to prove anything. that desire to prove something and personal insecurity you have tend to fade pretty quickly when you actually man up and start fighting.

so take your veiled threats and fake invitations and shove them right up your ass.

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Bottom line is you're all fucking pussy fucks who would get laid the fuck out if you tried defending your child, then you would be the one crying because you fail so much at life not only because you can't shut your fucking goober up, you can't even defend the little fucker. Fuck off retards.

Sorry, we didn't use the belt system at the club I was involved with back in the 80's and 90's so forgive me not being up on all the pretty colors. :D We just did training. Kickboxing mostly (muay thai) but also a wide range of other styles, as no one "style" is going to be your end-all-be-all salvation in a tight situation. Neither is any colorful belt, stripes on it or not.


Anyway I'm with those saying they'd have taken their kid out of the store and home before anything stupid like this ever happened. Allowing your brat to wail on and on disrupting the day of everyone around you and then having to deal with someone who has finally had enough and walks up and slaps your kids and THEN having a big violent scene erupt in front of your kid seems like a pretty foolish thing to allow happen.

You guys saying you're trained and you'd do this or that to the guy do seem like you're awefully eager to use your mAd sKiLLz on some untrained idiot though. Some a little too eager. I predict asses will be kicked, and not the ones some might think.

If you are in Tampa....

I'll be there soon for a seminar with Robson Moura.

Tell the kid, "See? Thats what happens."

nah, I dont have a kid or a 61 yr old to look after.

cool.. you can stand up at the seminar and let even more people know that you challenged some guy on a porn forum to fight and he thought you were a total jackass, so by default, you are the toughest guy in the room and your training has really paid huge dividends.

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Are you again talking about my personal family life dick wad? Is me relating a story about something that happened to my daughter an open door for you to bring up shit that you know NOTHING about?

Do you think you are cool bringing up my children? And no I am absolutely NOT full of shit and if you had any fucking clue about me you would keep your yap shut. People who actually know me know, and you have no clue. Why would the dcfs be checking up on me again? Oh thats right you have no idea whats going on with my family life do you? So here is a suggestion for you to shut the fuck up.

Not sure how me talking about an event that happened means its ok for you to talk bullshit about me and my family. Thanks for continuing to show what a douche bag you are.

Im hoping you are a huge guy so that I can humiliate you.

yeah i will be very humiliated with a guy who wrestles or trains BJJ getting me in an arm bar or trying to butt fuck me as we roll around on a mat.

that's basically where my head is at - at this point in my life. i have no other things to worry about other than whether or not i have virtual respect in a virtual forum, from virtual friends... definitely couldn't imagine having to hang my head in shame to come back and admit that i was out-wrestled by a wrestler.


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whats with the video anyway? a failed comedian/ stoner/tv show host who is also an accomplished tai kwon do (?) fighter in his past decides to wrestle a guy from myspace?

are you on drugs son?

was that your Walmart plan? did i misunderstand? Were you were going to pull out a wrestling mat and put on head gear as you attempt to wrestle a psychopath who slaps someone else's two year old?

funny how my first thought would have been "maybe this guy has PST from combat experience... and maybe he's not only completely unhinged but an accomplished killer" and others instantly thought "oh yeah, i'd fuck this guy up in a second"

says quite a bit about everyone's life experience.

the first thing you learn when you actually have experience fighting.. is that other people know how to fight too and "fucking someone up" is a two way street.

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come on guys ...

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I would fuckin snap. I usually try to let shit go but in a situation like that, something would take over me.