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brassmonkey 09-02-2009 05:22 PM

id go midevil on his ass

sicone 09-02-2009 05:22 PM

The guy would be leaving wal mart in a ambulance, not a police car.

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268923)
Cue all the idiots who think they were bitten by a radio active spider but in reality would just end up getting slapped around themselves.

I suppose I could end up getting slapped around, but I'll take my chances... radio active spider bite or not


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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16268979)
I think the larger crime here is that they are wasting the time and resources to prosecute a man for slapping a child.

So its OK for a grown man to slap a 2 yr old child that is not his child? Hmmm... so is it also OK to slap some cripple in a wheel chair for taking up extra room in a isle at wal mart?

Pleasurepays 09-02-2009 05:23 PM

even worse is women in martial arts. only a very small % of men can actually man up and trade blows when its real. whatever that number is... women would only be a tiny % of those. but everyone wants to think they're Bruce Leroy when walking down a dark alley. i hate the fact that women take martial arts classes... not because of the .05% that can actually excel.. but because of the 99.95% that are just deluding themselves and building a false sense of security as they pretend the laws of physics no longer apply because they listened to some friendless jackoff teach Rex Kwon Do for 45 minutes a week.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-02-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16269137)
Ahhh Fuzebox. That guy's so much fun.

:thumbsup

Sly 09-02-2009 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16269184)
The guy would be leaving wal mart in a ambulance, not a police car.



I suppose I could end up getting slapped around, but I'll take my chances... radio active spider bite or not




So its OK for a grown man to slap a 2 yr old child that is not his child? Hmmm... so is it also OK to slap some cripple in a wheel chair for taking up extra room in a isle at wal mart?

LOL, I don't recall saying that at all.

However, if you ask a cripple in a wheelchair that is taking up too much space to politely scoot over and they refuse... flip the fucker over.

sicone 09-02-2009 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16269196)
However, if you ask a cripple in a wheelchair that is taking up too much space to politely scoot over and they refuse... flip the fucker over.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ya got me on that one

dyna mo 09-02-2009 05:27 PM

Ask him if he could babysit my other kids.

PurrrsianPussyKat 09-02-2009 05:31 PM

I hate people who take their screaming kids anywhere. Be a parent and learn to control your kid. If it won't do anything but scream when you take it out of the house. Leave it the fuck at home. That's why kids have 2 parents.

When my kids were small, we didn't go to movies with them, didn't go out to eat with them and if they were fussy, only one of us went to the store. Why people feel it's their right to force strangers to listen to their little brats have tantrums is beyond me. If I go out to dinner, I want to enjoy myself, not listen to your kid scream the whole time.

beemk 09-02-2009 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16269196)
LOL, I don't recall saying that at all.

However, if you ask a cripple in a wheelchair that is taking up too much space to politely scoot over and they refuse... flip the fucker over.

those damn cripples are always getting in the way!

Ayla_SquareTurtle 09-02-2009 05:32 PM

Seems to me that the average parent with a 2 year old is going to be more physically fit and definitely faster than the average 61 year old man.

Now it's possible that Gramps up there is in better shape than he looks, but I don't see stepping up to this asshole in a grocery store as being a particularly dangerous thing to do.

gwidomains 09-02-2009 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16268943)
i have fantasies about taking that kid behind you on the plane that screams for hours on end, and just flushing him/her down the airplane toliet.

but yes, that is retarded. it's also walmart.

It would be interesting to know what aisle this occured in. Imagine if it was in kitchenware ... could have gotten ugly quick.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-02-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16269159)
you slap the mother not the kid

bingo! as for what would happen to the guy......i would simply hire a guy to ass rape him while slapping him the entire time.

_Richard_ 09-02-2009 05:53 PM

i'd start with his legs and work my way up :(

themadwriter 09-02-2009 05:56 PM

i'd a beat him to sleep right where he stood if it were my kid!

[Labret] 09-02-2009 06:55 PM

I get the douche chills reading how many of you have children. I hope when the DSHS presents its case as to why your mongoloids should be removed from your custody that your GFY posts are presented as evidence.

For those of us who werent dumb enough to dump a load into some halfwit, this man is a hero. A man of action. I cannot count how many times in a day I want my fist to feel the soft spot of a child's skull.

Shut your fat little fucking retards up, don't make the rest of suffer because you are an idiot.

If anyone reads about a defense fund for this guy somewhere, let me know.

chodadog 09-02-2009 07:00 PM

No child aged 2 should be slapped across the face. A spank, maybe. But certainly not by some random fuckwit. I don't understand how a crying child can piss people off as much as it does. You don't know why the kid was crying. When I was a toddler, I would cry constantly because I had ear problems that took months to sort out. No amount of discipline was going to change that. Guy sounds like a real piece of shit.

Kard63 09-02-2009 07:02 PM

I think they only arrest people for that if you did it to a person of a different race...

[Labret] 09-02-2009 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 16269484)
When I was a toddler, I would cry constantly because I had ear problems that took months to sort out.

I guarantee you a quick trip to see good ol Doc Marten would sort your crybaby shit right out.

CC 09-02-2009 07:06 PM

If someone ever dared to touch my kid, I would kill them. Well, actually I would file a police report to get the criminal charge going, sue the living shit out of them in a civil court, and get my bodybuilder husband to beat the living shit out of them. Yup.

LexiLexxx 09-02-2009 07:06 PM

I have two boys myself, 4 and 2....when I get time alone to shop, I hate hearing other peoples kids cry! That gives me no reason to put my hands on them, I would have had a cow had someone slapped my child, I would also be going to jail. It's sad but true. Time for the old man to get a beat down, he wouldn't even know what hit him.

chodadog 09-02-2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by [Labret] (Post 16269495)
I guarantee you a quick trip to see good ol Doc Marten would sort your crybaby shit right out.

Maybe. But my father would have done a number on anybody who laid a hand on me. Good luck to 'em.

[Labret] 09-02-2009 07:28 PM

I wont argue that he didnt break the law or that he probably didnt deserve his old ass kicked, but that doesnt make what he did wrong. There is a reason its illegal to beat your own kids. Because if it werent illegal we would be beating them all day long. Beating children is natural. Imagine if it werent illegal to beat your girlfriend. Ahhh halcyon days. Some things are so good you have to make them a crime. If I rape and murder a Republican... did I really commit a crime?

CDSmith 09-02-2009 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 16269223)
Seems to me that the average parent with a 2 year old is going to be more physically fit and definitely faster than the average 61 year old man.

Now it's possible that Gramps up there is in better shape than he looks, but I don't see stepping up to this asshole in a grocery store as being a particularly dangerous thing to do.

Haven't you heard? 61 is the new 51.

There are guys still wrestling professionally that are in their 60's. That old guy could still pack a wallup on a small to medium sized woman I'd wager.

Your nut-kick plan sounds like the one to stick to just to be safe.

mikesinner 09-02-2009 07:54 PM

Bury him in a nice plot I got in the backyard.

MaDalton 09-02-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16269134)
True, but I'd say continually saving Fuzebox from Colombians does :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:helpme

Ayla_SquareTurtle 09-02-2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16269611)
Haven't you heard? 61 is the new 51.

There are guys still wrestling professionally that are in their 60's. That old guy could still pack a wallup on a small to medium sized woman I'd wager.

Your nut-kick plan sounds like the one to stick to just to be safe.

My dad is 61 and is extremely fit. People guess he is 45. He's well muscled, 6'3", and a guy his size could wipe the damn floor with me even if there were 5 of me.

So somehow this guy just doesn't intimidate me much.

Niktamer 09-02-2009 08:14 PM

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

gecko 09-02-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 16268887)
oh hell no! I would kick the shit out of that guy. I know crying kids are annoying but you dont touch someone else's child EVER.

My thoughts exactly

»Rob Content« 09-02-2009 08:20 PM

For those saying they would do this or that to the guy and he'd be beat down I have a bit of a problem with you being a parent. So your child was crying for god knows what reason, tired, being a brat, sick, autistic, other.

So, some random guy walks up and slaps your 2 year old, now before you check out your child or anything else you are fighting? So you want to teach your kids that violence is the answer? Leave the old fuck be, send him to jail and let nature take it's course. They do not take kindly to people who abuse kids in lock up.

riddler 09-02-2009 08:23 PM

in my head i would go to the sports aisle and get a metal bat..

in real life keep the fucker from leaving the store while i attend to my child and make sure the cops get him.

Furious_Male 09-02-2009 08:28 PM

Who the hell would worry about being "slapped around" by the guy. If a stranger puts his hand on your child in a menacing way I would expect most would retaliate aggressively in one way or another.

I imagine a woman may react a bit differently but when it comes to defending a child I can see some getting pretty crazy.

You don't touch someone elses kid.

MrMaxwell 09-02-2009 08:34 PM

Well.
If some random guy came up and hit Lita's daughter.. Fuck it, I'm going to get that motherfucker. Now if he would have hit the dumb bitch that let the baby scream on and fucking on, that'd be fine with me. I hate assholes who just let their babies make horrible noises from hell for hours at a time. Pieces of shit, they are the type who raise this new generation of whiny useless responsibilityless pieces of filth we all have to deal with.

twinkley 09-02-2009 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 16268988)
You would slap a 2 year old for crying?


Not slap, spank. Yes, I am one of those politically incorrect people who still thinks that spanking your kid is OK.

Slapping someone else's kid is wrong, duh. I also think its wrong to allow your 2 year old to throw a temper tantrum in public.

On a lighter note, I like Jayvis's idea!

-twinkley

dav3 09-02-2009 08:43 PM

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The mother said a stranger later identified as Stephens approached them and said, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."
this is where the fuckers problem would have started

Rochard 09-02-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16268923)
Cue all the idiots who think they were bitten by a radio active spider but in reality would just end up getting slapped around themselves.

Last idiot who pissed me off, I broke his jaw. Then I sued him.

CYF 09-02-2009 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 16269782)
Last idiot who pissed me off, I broke his jaw. Then I sued him.

You win? What's the story?

donteattuna 09-02-2009 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 16269196)
However, if you ask a cripple in a wheelchair that is taking up too much space to politely scoot over and they refuse... flip the fucker over.

dangit, like larry the cable guy would say, that's funny i don't care who you are.
those hoverrounds are heavier than they look though, especially with a lardass like myself on one!:costumed13

Iron Fist 09-02-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16269160)
i just said this to someone on iCQ...

this is absolutely true. i started training very hard. 3-4hrs a day, 5-6 days a week in Go Ju Ryu. i wanted to be Bruce Lee. i wanted to have the fastest guys come up to me and throw everything they had and be able to block it.... just like in a movie.

i got to that point. in fact, my biggest problem became that i was too comfortable with defense (which obviously won't win a fight)

the whole time i felt weird.

like something was wrong.

i became increasingly aware that someone was very wrong. felt wrong. i couldn't put my finger on it.

i was sparring with my friend who was a second degree black belt and won countless tournaments at full speed and power and he was coming at me with everything and i was calmly blocking everything he had with soft deflections (hence the "hard/soft" = "go/ju")

i realized at that moment that the reason i was calmly deflecting everything was that i had no real fear that he was going to actually connect and knock me out.

i realized at that moment what a huge, false sense of security i had and began to understand that it wasn't just kung fu and all the goofy shit that was mostly fake... but that as you said... anything that doesn't train with live full speed and full contact is basically fake.


thats why i got away from Shotokan and Go Ju and got into boxing and kick boxing. you know where you stand. you fuck up... you get stung hard. you get knocked out. you get used to hitting and getting hit. you get used to people jumping right up in your face and trying to knock you out. you don't get that with any other martial arts.

... and this guy above... who's going to use his "wrestling" because he doesn't believe in fighting.. uhm... yeah. seen many of those come and go. they are always the first pussies to quietly sulk out of the gym when things get real and someone actually hits them or when things don't go according to plan as happens with actual fights.

i'm always amazed that idiots can train to fight.. but then never fight or claim to be against fighting. or better yet go the kung fu route and start talking about how their techniques are just too dangerous for tournaments or whatever.

I swear you were going to go all Matrix on me there for a second.... phew. :thumbsup

donteattuna 09-02-2009 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 16269686)

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=2

ok, the last guy. wtf ?!

hmm, the only thing i can think of.
this looks like the kind of guy, who had this fat looser of a wife, who always nagged him that she "deserved implants", and for him to pay for 'em which he never did.
then later, after he catches her fking everyone else, he divorces her. but no, he doesn't try to make her jelous by buying a new car... he gets the implants himself!

GatorB 09-02-2009 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 16268887)
oh hell no! I would kick the shit out of that guy. I know crying kids are annoying but you dont touch someone else's child EVER.

Then tell your kids to shut their fucking mouths


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