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Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:23 PM

I think there is a corpse rotting in the printer next to me. Here's what happened:

The other night I was on the phone with a smart and beautiful woman in this industry (whom shall remain nameless to protect her anonymity) when my cat ran in and dropped a baby rat/really large mouse at my feet. It immediately bolted into the printer which was sitting on the floor at the time. The thing had no way out. The cat was on top of the printer and the dog was circling it. While still on the phone I decided the best option was to put the printer outside til dawn, in hopes the vermon would escape. Next day, I look in throught the tray and saw nothing. Now there is a smell eminating from it. WTF am I going to do? Where do I start?? I'm unbelievably skeeved out

rhon23 · 08-14-2009, 01:25 PM

toss the printer

421Fill · 08-14-2009, 01:25 PM

lol, I'd just throw it away and buy a new one.

Elli · 08-14-2009, 01:26 PM

Death is a stinky, stinky smell. Toss the printer and buy a new one.

MaDalton · 08-14-2009, 01:26 PM

and you call yourself a pussycat? should have played with it for a while and then eat it

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:28 PM

i would love to toss it but my daughter's dad gave it to her. This is my stick up his ass, ex husband we're talking about. Maybe I should let him deal with it but he's not rollin by here with her until Sunday.

Tom_PM · 08-14-2009, 01:29 PM

Yuck.. this is one time that the cost of ink is a plus.. it's probably cheaper to buy a new one then buy new ink anyway right? If inkjet then probably close..

The stink of death is not good, attracts bad things. I think I'd double bag it with gloves on and get it to the curb.

Sorry for the trauma, darn cats.

SiMpLe · 08-14-2009, 01:30 PM

LMAO - I can't even think of anything witty to post cuz I'm laughing so hard!! LOOOOOOOOL

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:32 PM

My friend reminded me that I did throw copius amounts of cheese in there so the nasty creature could fend for the night. This was before I decided to put it outside.

Tom_PM · 08-14-2009, 01:34 PM

Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

and you call yourself a pussycat? should have played with it for a while and then eat it

LOL, that is soooooooooooo gross

pornguy · 08-14-2009, 01:44 PM

Start at best buy..

but since I have no morals... Try printing something.

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o

I'm serious, this is my current fire to put out

rhon23 · 08-14-2009, 01:47 PM

Juli toss it. I have a printer come pick it up. It's just sitting in a box collecting dust at my house.

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:48 PM

I have news......I tried to post but GFY booted me and I couldn't get back on to report this so I went to Charles:

Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:41 PM):
there has been a new development and i cant get on gfy to reveal it
lol
it booted me off and now has a database error
WiredGuy ‎(1:41 PM):
I've been getting that all day too
What happened?
Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
i popped open the front of the printer and i see it in there
WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM):
Dead?
Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
dead or stinky sleeping

SiMpLe · 08-14-2009, 01:50 PM

This just keeps getting better LMAO

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:51 PM

WiredGuy just gave me a brilliant idea! Get the new hotties in the neighborhood to come over and rescue me. I should find a spider to kill while I'm at it. Would it be too obvious if I was dressed in lingerie when they arrived?? hehehe

The Adult Broker · 08-14-2009, 01:51 PM

Hey, 'Who Moved My Mouse? ' LOL

girlllll, classic.

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:53 PM

Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one

rhon23 · 08-14-2009, 01:53 PM

you crazy girl

Elli · 08-14-2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one

Ooo good thinking. I was all excited about the hotty rescue, too. Hrm.

MichaelP · 08-14-2009, 01:54 PM

ok Honey Calm donw...

1- Open MS Word

2- Type in Big Big Letters "GET OUT OF THERE OR WE'LL SPRAY YOU"

3- Print it ...

rhon23 · 08-14-2009, 01:56 PM

[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve
[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up
[01:52] RHO: to?
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out
[01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap
[01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl
[01:53] RHO: seriously

halfpint · 08-14-2009, 01:58 PM

Give it to a local charity and tell them it just needs a clean up ..but make sure you tell them it has full ink cartridges other wise they wont take it

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve
[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up
[01:52] RHO: to?
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out
[01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap
[01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl
[01:53] RHO: seriously

can't believe you posted that. wait. yes i can, lol. i am looking for some tongs now

SonOfaBeach · 08-14-2009, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM):
Dead?
Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
dead or stinky sleeping

Poor lil fella is probably just trying to sleep the whole ordeal off... and needs a bath...

If on the other hand he is dead - string 'im up and put him on display as a warning to others!!

Imortyl Pussycat · 08-14-2009, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

Hey, 'Who Moved My Mouse? ' LOL

girlllll, classic.

OMG! I just spit water all over my screen..bwuahahaha. I forgot that classic too, I even wrote it down. Where is that bottle of wine when you really need it?

08-14-2009, 01:23 PM	#1
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	I need SERIOUS moral support & advice right now.... I think there is a corpse rotting in the printer next to me. Here's what happened: The other night I was on the phone with a smart and beautiful woman in this industry (whom shall remain nameless to protect her anonymity) when my cat ran in and dropped a baby rat/really large mouse at my feet. It immediately bolted into the printer which was sitting on the floor at the time. The thing had no way out. The cat was on top of the printer and the dog was circling it. While still on the phone I decided the best option was to put the printer outside til dawn, in hopes the vermon would escape. Next day, I look in throught the tray and saw nothing. Now there is a smell eminating from it. WTF am I going to do? Where do I start?? I'm unbelievably skeeved out __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-14-2009, 01:25 PM	#3
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08-14-2009, 01:26 PM	#4
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08-14-2009, 01:28 PM	#6
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	i would love to toss it but my daughter's dad gave it to her. This is my stick up his ass, ex husband we're talking about. Maybe I should let him deal with it but he's not rollin by here with her until Sunday. __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-14-2009, 01:25 PM	#2
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,272	toss the printer

08-14-2009, 01:29 PM	#7
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Yuck.. this is one time that the cost of ink is a plus.. it's probably cheaper to buy a new one then buy new ink anyway right? If inkjet then probably close.. The stink of death is not good, attracts bad things. I think I'd double bag it with gloves on and get it to the curb. Sorry for the trauma, darn cats. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

08-14-2009, 01:30 PM	#8
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	LMAO - I can't even think of anything witty to post cuz I'm laughing so hard!! LOOOOOOOOL __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

08-14-2009, 01:32 PM	#9
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	My friend reminded me that I did throw copius amounts of cheese in there so the nasty creature could fend for the night. This was before I decided to put it outside. __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-14-2009, 01:34 PM	#10
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

08-14-2009, 01:44 PM	#12
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Start at best buy.. but since I have no morals... Try printing something. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

08-14-2009, 01:47 PM	#14
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,272	Juli toss it. I have a printer come pick it up. It's just sitting in a box collecting dust at my house.

08-14-2009, 01:48 PM	#15
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	I have news......I tried to post but GFY booted me and I couldn't get back on to report this so I went to Charles: Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:41 PM): there has been a new development and i cant get on gfy to reveal it lol it booted me off and now has a database error WiredGuy ‎(1:41 PM): I've been getting that all day too What happened? Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM): i popped open the front of the printer and i see it in there WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM): Dead? Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM): dead or stinky sleeping __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-14-2009, 01:50 PM	#16
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	This just keeps getting better LMAO __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

08-14-2009, 01:51 PM	#17
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	WiredGuy just gave me a brilliant idea! Get the new hotties in the neighborhood to come over and rescue me. I should find a spider to kill while I'm at it. Would it be too obvious if I was dressed in lingerie when they arrived?? hehehe __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

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08-14-2009, 01:53 PM	#19
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

08-14-2009, 01:54 PM	#22
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	ok Honey Calm donw... 1- Open MS Word 2- Type in Big Big Letters "GET OUT OF THERE OR WE'LL SPRAY YOU" 3- Print it ...

08-14-2009, 01:56 PM	#23
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,272	[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve [01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up [01:52] RHO: to? [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out [01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap [01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl [01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl [01:53] RHO: seriously

08-14-2009, 01:58 PM	#24
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	Give it to a local charity and tell them it just needs a clean up ..but make sure you tell them it has full ink cartridges other wise they wont take it __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net