I need SERIOUS moral support & advice right now....
 

I think there is a corpse rotting in the printer next to me. Here's what happened:

The other night I was on the phone with a smart and beautiful woman in this industry (whom shall remain nameless to protect her anonymity) when my cat ran in and dropped a baby rat/really large mouse at my feet. It immediately bolted into the printer which was sitting on the floor at the time. The thing had no way out. The cat was on top of the printer and the dog was circling it. While still on the phone I decided the best option was to put the printer outside til dawn, in hopes the vermon would escape. Next day, I look in throught the tray and saw nothing. Now there is a smell eminating from it. WTF am I going to do? Where do I start?? I'm unbelievably skeeved out :Oh crap

toss the printer

lol, I'd just throw it away and buy a new one.

Death is a stinky, stinky smell. Toss the printer and buy a new one.

and you call yourself a pussycat? should have played with it for a while and then eat it

i would love to toss it but my daughter's dad gave it to her. This is my stick up his ass, ex husband we're talking about. Maybe I should let him deal with it but he's not rollin by here with her until Sunday.

Yuck.. this is one time that the cost of ink is a plus.. it's probably cheaper to buy a new one then buy new ink anyway right? If inkjet then probably close..

The stink of death is not good, attracts bad things. I think I'd double bag it with gloves on and get it to the curb.

Sorry for the trauma, darn cats.

LMAO - I can't even think of anything witty to post cuz I'm laughing so hard!! LOOOOOOOOL

My friend reminded me that I did throw copius amounts of cheese in there so the nasty creature could fend for the night. This was before I decided to put it outside.

Wait, what? Why? lol come onnnnnnnnn is this a joke? =-o

LOL, that is soooooooooooo gross

Start at best buy..

but since I have no morals... Try printing something. :)

I'm serious, this is my current fire to put out

Juli toss it. I have a printer come pick it up. It's just sitting in a box collecting dust at my house.

I have news......I tried to post but GFY booted me and I couldn't get back on to report this so I went to Charles:

Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:41 PM):
there has been a new development and i cant get on gfy to reveal it
lol
it booted me off and now has a database error
WiredGuy ‎(1:41 PM):
I've been getting that all day too
What happened?
Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
i popped open the front of the printer and i see it in there
WiredGuy ‎(1:42 PM):
Dead?
Imortyl Pussycat ‎(1:42 PM):
dead or stinky sleeping

This just keeps getting better LMAO

WiredGuy just gave me a brilliant idea! Get the new hotties in the neighborhood to come over and rescue me. I should find a spider to kill while I'm at it. Would it be too obvious if I was dressed in lingerie when they arrived?? hehehe

Hey, 'Who Moved My Mouse? ' LOL

girlllll, classic.

Wait, back pedal..... the hot guys will forever refer to me as that dirty rat girl if I choose this to be my first impression. Back to square one

you crazy girl

Ooo good thinking. I was all excited about the hotty rescue, too. Hrm.

ok Honey Calm donw...

1- Open MS Word

2- Type in Big Big Letters "GET OUT OF THERE OR WE'LL SPRAY YOU"

3- Print it ...

:)

[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: i'm workin up the nerve
[01:51] Imortyl Pussycat: put my hair up
[01:52] RHO: to?
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: got the gloves out
[01:52] RHO: are you removing the mouse or tossing the printer
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: i can clearly see the mouse
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: it is laying in there
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: takin a dirt nap
[01:52] RHO: I am gonnna hurl
[01:52] Imortyl Pussycat: way ahead of you gurl
[01:53] RHO: seriously

Give it to a local charity and tell them it just needs a clean up ..but make sure you tell them it has full ink cartridges other wise they wont take it

can't believe you posted that. wait. yes i can, lol. i am looking for some tongs now

Poor lil fella is probably just trying to sleep the whole ordeal off... and needs a bath...


If on the other hand he is dead - string 'im up and put him on display as a warning to others!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/45...450d751a01.jpg

OMG! I just spit water all over my screen..bwuahahaha. I forgot that classic too, I even wrote it down. Where is that bottle of wine when you really need it?