I think there is a corpse rotting in the printer next to me. Here's what happened:
The other night I was on the phone with a smart and beautiful woman in this industry (whom shall remain nameless to protect her anonymity) when my cat ran in and dropped a baby rat/really large mouse at my feet. It immediately bolted into the printer which was sitting on the floor at the time. The thing had no way out. The cat was on top of the printer and the dog was circling it. While still on the phone I decided the best option was to put the printer outside til dawn, in hopes the vermon would escape. Next day, I look in throught the tray and saw nothing. Now there is a smell eminating from it. WTF am I going to do? Where do I start?? I'm unbelievably skeeved out
