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Old 07-25-2009, 01:35 PM   #1
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Do you jerk off in the shower?

I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:44 PM   #3
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I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:44 PM   #4
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i fuck in the shower .. why jerk off?
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:46 PM   #5
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:48 PM   #6
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we already had this poll here
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:59 PM   #7
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I guess the shower would be better than the bath.
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:03 PM   #8
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thats actually where i lost my jerkin virginity. lol shampoo
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
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Not really, hard to get into the mood
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:06 PM   #10
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:07 PM   #11
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I would need to get a waterproof laptop.
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:12 PM   #12
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not my shower, just yours.
Its far to messy.
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:12 PM   #13
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no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:19 PM   #14
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I would need to get a waterproof laptop.


LOL! A lot of logistical problems with the shower jerkin thing!!

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Old 07-25-2009, 02:47 PM   #15
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:48 PM   #16
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:50 PM   #17
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:51 PM   #18
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I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.
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Old 07-25-2009, 03:01 PM   #19
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The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.
Gotta love pulling a pubic omlette out of the drain.
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Old 07-25-2009, 03:08 PM   #20
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you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:01 PM   #21
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you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Shit gets itchy as hell though.
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:32 PM   #22
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:40 PM   #23
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no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.
Good to know I am not the only one
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Old 07-27-2009, 05:29 PM   #24
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Sure, it's fun, just make sure you don't use Prell...that shit burns like hellfire.
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:06 PM   #25
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go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I just did this weekend for the first time and it itches like hell, now I have a rash. The bald fucking was worth it, my gf is clean also..
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:07 PM   #26
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:23 PM   #27
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Old 07-27-2009, 06:39 PM   #28
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:52 PM   #29
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:10 PM   #30
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:43 PM   #31
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no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.
I just discovered this the other day... if you use the setting where the water shoots out in a ring shape it feels like a giant aquatic monster blowing you. Just fyi.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:18 PM   #32
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I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
I do occasionally.
Trim the package, make sure there's no GF hair in the drain, shoot load in the right direction (wall), step back and hose your omelet down from the wall with colder water. It'll come off a lot easier. Wait for it to go down the drain, turn up the heat again and continue your shower.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:24 PM   #33
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no I don't., I always do fuck on shower
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:31 PM   #34
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:47 PM   #35
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I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.
I do that sometimes... but most times I just have to stand up for some reason and splash the wall next to my desk. There's fucked up drip stains there, good thing nobody ever questioned me about that ever growing stain.
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:48 PM   #36
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