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27 | 60.00% |
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Do you jerk off in the shower?
I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
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all the time
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So Fucking Banned
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i fuck in the shower .. why jerk off?
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Yup, in the shower too...
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boots are my religion
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we already had this poll here
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I guess the shower would be better than the bath.
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thats actually where i lost my jerkin virginity. lol shampoo
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Not really, hard to get into the mood
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Pay It Forward
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too much info
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I would need to get a waterproof laptop.
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mrwilson 2.0
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not my shower, just yours.
Its far to messy. |
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.
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LOL! A lot of logistical problems with the shower jerkin thing!! Matt
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I don't
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Gotta love pulling a pubic omlette out of the drain.
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you dont shave "down there" porn star style????
go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ![]() |
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Shit gets itchy as hell though.
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Only if told to
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Good to know I am not the only one
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Sure, it's fun, just make sure you don't use Prell...that shit burns like hellfire.
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no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.
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Not since Juicy sent me a Fleshlight
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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lol nice replays
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I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.
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I just discovered this the other day... if you use the setting where the water shoots out in a ring shape it feels like a giant aquatic monster blowing you. Just fyi.
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Trim the package, make sure there's no GF hair in the drain, shoot load in the right direction (wall), step back and hose your omelet down from the wall with colder water. It'll come off a lot easier. Wait for it to go down the drain, turn up the heat again and continue your shower.
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I do that sometimes... but most times I just have to stand up for some reason and splash the wall next to my desk. There's fucked up drip stains there, good thing nobody ever questioned me about that ever growing stain.
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I need a beer
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I prefer white sportsocks
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