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  • donkevlar
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2006
    • 4325
    #1

    Do you jerk off in the shower?

    I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      all the time

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94026
          #3
          Originally posted by donkevlar
          I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?

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            • iTouch!
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2007
              • 1457
              #4
              i fuck in the shower .. why jerk off?

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                • Babaganoosh
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 15841
                  #5
                  Yup, in the shower too...
                  I like pie.

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                    • bobby666
                      boots are my religion
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 21765
                      #6
                      we already had this poll here

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                        • footmonkey
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 639
                          #7
                          I guess the shower would be better than the bath.

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                            • dav3
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                              • May 2007
                              • 7348
                              #8
                              thats actually where i lost my jerkin virginity. lol shampoo
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                                • VeriSexy
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                                  #9
                                  Not really, hard to get into the mood
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                                    • brassmonkey
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                                        • Jarmusch
                                           
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 12479
                                          #11
                                          I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

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                                            • mrwilson
                                              mrwilson 2.0
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 5122
                                              #12
                                              not my shower, just yours.
                                              Its far to messy.

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                                                • Supz
                                                  Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 11057
                                                  #13
                                                  no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.

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                                                    • Matt Collins
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 1060
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                      I would need to get a waterproof laptop.


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                                                        • Chosen
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 63151
                                                          #15
                                                          I don't

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                                                            • mvee
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                              • 938
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                              I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

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                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24812
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                  I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

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                                                                    • jay23
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 1444
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                                      I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
                                                                      The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.

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                                                                        • donkevlar
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 4325
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by jay23
                                                                          The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.
                                                                          Gotta love pulling a pubic omlette out of the drain.
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                                                                            • STAROTICA
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 1079
                                                                              #20
                                                                              you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

                                                                              go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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                                                                                • donkevlar
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                  • 4325
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by STAROTICA
                                                                                  you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

                                                                                  go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                                                                                  Shit gets itchy as hell though.
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                                                                                    • SexualDragon
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                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                      • 3038
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • DefaultMan
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                                                          • 1869
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Supz
                                                                                          no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.
                                                                                          Good to know I am not the only one
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                                                                                            • bronco67
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                                              • 29026
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Sure, it's fun, just make sure you don't use Prell...that shit burns like hellfire.

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                                                                                                • Blingbaby
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                                                  • 1079
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by STAROTICA
                                                                                                  you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

                                                                                                  go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                                                                                                  I just did this weekend for the first time and it itches like hell, now I have a rash. The bald fucking was worth it, my gf is clean also..

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                                                                                                    • Zuzana Designs
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 20900
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.

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                                                                                                        • Nikki_Licks
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                                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • LoveSandra
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                                              • 10551
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                                                                              I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

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                                                                                                                • ZeroHero
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                  • 15336
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  lol nice replays

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                                                                                                                    • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.

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                                                                                                                        • donkevlar
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                          • 4325
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                                                                                                                          no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.
                                                                                                                          I just discovered this the other day... if you use the setting where the water shoots out in a ring shape it feels like a giant aquatic monster blowing you. Just fyi.
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                                                                                                                            • Danny B
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                              • 4423
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                                                                                              I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?
                                                                                                                              I do occasionally.
                                                                                                                              Trim the package, make sure there's no GF hair in the drain, shoot load in the right direction (wall), step back and hose your omelet down from the wall with colder water. It'll come off a lot easier. Wait for it to go down the drain, turn up the heat again and continue your shower.
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                                                                                                                                • sarah peachez
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2009
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  no I don't., I always do fuck on shower
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                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Do you jerk off in the shower?
                                                                                                                                      Whenever I see this thread title I can't help but wonder why another guy would want to know about my jerking off habits.

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                                                                                                                                        • CyberHustler
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 28751
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Killswitch
                                                                                                                                          I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.
                                                                                                                                          I do that sometimes... but most times I just have to stand up for some reason and splash the wall next to my desk. There's fucked up drip stains there, good thing nobody ever questioned me about that ever growing stain.
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                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I prefer white sportsocks

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