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donkevlar

07-25-2009 01:35 PM

Do you jerk off in the shower?

I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?

Juicy D. Links

07-25-2009 01:43 PM

all the time

CaptainHowdy

07-25-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 16106102)

I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?

http://svmomblog.typepad.com/photos/...5/too_much.jpg

iTouch!

07-25-2009 01:44 PM

i fuck in the shower .. why jerk off?

Babaganoosh

07-25-2009 01:46 PM

Yup, in the shower too...

bobby666

07-25-2009 01:48 PM

we already had this poll here

footmonkey

07-25-2009 01:59 PM

I guess the shower would be better than the bath.

dav3	07-25-2009 02:03 PM

thats actually where i lost my jerkin virginity. lol shampoo

VeriSexy

07-25-2009 02:04 PM

Not really, hard to get into the mood

brassmonkey

07-25-2009 02:06 PM

too much info

Jarmusch

07-25-2009 02:07 PM

I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

mrwilson

07-25-2009 02:12 PM

not my shower, just yours.
Its far to messy.

Supz	07-25-2009 02:12 PM

no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.

Matt Collins

07-25-2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16106185)

I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

LOL! A lot of logistical problems with the shower jerkin thing!!

Matt

Chosen

07-25-2009 02:47 PM

I don't :)

mvee	07-25-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16106185)

I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

:1orglaugh

SilentKnight

07-25-2009 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16106185)

I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jay23

07-25-2009 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 16106102)

I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?

The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.

donkevlar

07-25-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay23 (Post 16106320)

The worst is when your Jizz get cooked with the left over hair that your girl dumps in the shower.

Gotta love pulling a pubic omlette out of the drain.

STAROTICA

07-25-2009 03:08 PM

you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:helpme

donkevlar

07-27-2009 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAROTICA (Post 16106380)

you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:helpme

Shit gets itchy as hell though.

SexualDragon

07-27-2009 04:32 PM

Only if told to

DefaultMan

07-27-2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 16106204)

no, for some reason the friction of the water and my hand, cant bust a nut.

Good to know I am not the only one

bronco67

07-27-2009 05:29 PM

Sure, it's fun, just make sure you don't use Prell...that shit burns like hellfire.

Blingbaby

07-27-2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STAROTICA (Post 16106380)

you dont shave "down there" porn star style????

go shave that shit.....more aerodynamic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:helpme

I just did this weekend for the first time and it itches like hell, now I have a rash. The bald fucking was worth it, my gf is clean also..

Zuzana Designs

07-27-2009 06:07 PM

no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.

Nikki_Licks

07-27-2009 06:23 PM

Not since Juicy sent me a Fleshlight :winkwink:

LoveSandra

07-27-2009 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16106185)

I would need to get a waterproof laptop.

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

ZeroHero

07-27-2009 07:52 PM

lol nice replays :)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

07-27-2009 08:10 PM

I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.

donkevlar

07-27-2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 16113166)

no.............. But I do use the shower head to get off.

I just discovered this the other day... if you use the setting where the water shoots out in a ring shape it feels like a giant aquatic monster blowing you. Just fyi.

Danny B

07-27-2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 16106102)

I don't unless I have to. It's just a big fucking mess. Especially with a hot shower, the jizz cooks and you have scrambled eggs in your pubes. Thoughts?

I do occasionally.
Trim the package, make sure there's no GF hair in the drain, shoot load in the right direction (wall), step back and hose your omelet down from the wall with colder water. It'll come off a lot easier. Wait for it to go down the drain, turn up the heat again and continue your shower.

sarah peachez

07-27-2009 09:24 PM

no I don't., I always do fuck on shower

CDSmith

07-27-2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Do you jerk off in the shower?

Whenever I see this thread title I can't help but wonder why another guy would want to know about my jerking off habits.

:D

CyberHustler

07-27-2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16113435)

I prefer to jerk off at my desk and blow under it and squish my toes in the goop while I work.

I do that sometimes... but most times I just have to stand up for some reason and splash the wall next to my desk. There's fucked up drip stains there, good thing nobody ever questioned me about that ever growing stain.

Spunky

07-27-2009 09:48 PM

I prefer white sportsocks

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