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Old 06-18-2009, 07:37 AM   #1
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:mad A Fathers day Present?
My husband sent me this email. It better be a joke.

Fathers Day is just around the corner...








New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards...

This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.


Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.


With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.


I am not amused by this. But, I thought I would share it....
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:40 AM   #2
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that's awesome
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:52 AM   #3
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Ow, that's nice!
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:59 AM   #4
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Why are you not amused by it? Did it talk back to you? Did it talk trash about your momma?

If so...kick its ass!
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:01 AM   #5
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Ha ha ha, I might have to ask for one of those to ;)
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:10 AM   #6
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Haha, that is great
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:16 AM   #7
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LOL.... nice present!
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:27 AM   #8
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God I would be dangerous with something like that.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:06 AM   #9
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It would be worth having just for the novelity of it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:17 AM   #10
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:31 AM   #11
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damn if the cops saw you holding that
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:49 AM   #12
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now that's a Father's day present!
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:49 PM   #13
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You might not be amused but the rest of us are
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:00 PM   #14
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I want 3 of them.

Fuck can you imagine the street wars??
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:21 PM   #15
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I wonder how many laws this violates...
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:25 PM   #16
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Its now at the top of my wish list!
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:30 PM   #17
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I wonder how many laws this violates...
It is obviously fake but still funny.
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:05 PM   #18
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:44 PM   #19
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It is obviously fake but still funny.
Too bad because I was going to buy it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:46 PM   #20
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:05 PM   #21
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Looks like some people are gonna get nailed sooner or later.. just hope it aint me
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:05 PM   #22
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Too bad because I was going to buy it.
I would probably still buy it to put in the shop just for the novelty of it.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:11 PM   #23
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That's hot.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:24 PM   #24
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now you give me an idea on what present should I ask to my wife
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:00 AM   #25
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Boy, he knows how do drop a hint
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