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SuzzyQ 06-18-2009 07:37 AM

A Fathers day Present?
 
My husband sent me this email. It better be a joke.

Fathers Day is just around the corner...





http://www.tubeorama.net/temp/dewalt1.jpg


New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards...

This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.


Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.


With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.


http://www.tubeorama.net/temp/dewalt1.jpg

I am not amused by this. But, I thought I would share it....

HorseShit 06-18-2009 07:40 AM

that's awesome

tranza 06-18-2009 07:52 AM

Ow, that's nice!

UFGators2007 06-18-2009 07:59 AM

Why are you not amused by it? Did it talk back to you? Did it talk trash about your momma?

If so...kick its ass!

Slick 06-18-2009 08:01 AM

Ha ha ha, I might have to ask for one of those to ;)

Got Porn? 06-18-2009 08:10 AM

Haha, that is great

Chicks Delivery 06-18-2009 08:16 AM

LOL.... nice present!

Vicious_B 06-18-2009 08:27 AM

God I would be dangerous with something like that.

SuzzyQ 06-18-2009 11:06 AM

It would be worth having just for the novelity of it.

seeandsee 06-18-2009 11:17 AM

that kills easy

brassmonkey 06-18-2009 11:31 AM

damn if the cops saw you holding that :helpme

GetSCORECash 06-18-2009 11:49 AM

now that's a Father's day present!

Kenny B! 06-18-2009 01:49 PM

You might not be amused but the rest of us are

pornguy 06-18-2009 02:00 PM

I want 3 of them.

Fuck can you imagine the street wars??

who 06-18-2009 03:21 PM

I wonder how many laws this violates...

WhiplashDug 06-18-2009 03:25 PM

Its now at the top of my wish list!

Darkland 06-18-2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15975465)
I wonder how many laws this violates...

It is obviously fake but still funny.

MakesYouClick 06-18-2009 04:05 PM

Funny gift :)

BVF 06-18-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 15975496)
It is obviously fake but still funny.

Too bad because I was going to buy it.

Spunky 06-18-2009 05:46 PM

Awesome looking gift

fujiko 06-18-2009 06:05 PM

Looks like some people are gonna get nailed sooner or later.. just hope it aint me :)

Darkland 06-18-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15975955)
Too bad because I was going to buy it.

I would probably still buy it to put in the shop just for the novelty of it.

onwebcam 06-18-2009 08:11 PM

That's hot.

raven1083 06-18-2009 08:24 PM

now you give me an idea on what present should I ask to my wife

gmr324 06-19-2009 08:00 AM

Boy, he knows how do drop a hint


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