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SuzzyQ · 06-18-2009, 07:37 AM

My husband sent me this email. It better be a joke.

Fathers Day is just around the corner...

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards...

This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

I am not amused by this. But, I thought I would share it....

06-18-2009, 07:37 AM
SuzzyQ Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Along the shore. Posts: 1,557	A Fathers day Present? My husband sent me this email. It better be a joke. Fathers Day is just around the corner... New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards... This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again. I am not amused by this. But, I thought I would share it....