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Old 10-29-2002, 04:01 AM   #1
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I don't understand women...

My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it.

However, one thing I don't understand...

I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages.
Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more.
But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake!
What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things?
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:04 AM   #2
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What's wrong with VB?
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:05 AM   #3
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Fucking women!
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:06 AM   #4
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My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it.

However, one thing I don't understand...

I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages.
Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more.
But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake!
What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things?
dump her.
You have no future with her
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:07 AM   #5
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Dont think its a trust thing dude. Perhaps she wants to achieve this outside of the relationship where she doesnt feel dis-empowered by your expertise thereby maintaining the status-quo between you two.

and visual basic sucks rally monkey nuts
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:08 AM   #6
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maybe because that Visual Basic teacher fucks better than you ?



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Old 10-29-2002, 04:14 AM   #7
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Bawdy is probably right but do yourself a favor and take a tip from old married couples... don't think too much about anything the other partner does!

If you ever notice the old folks that have been married for 40 plus years you will see that they never get upset about what the other partner does. They realize at some point that you just can't really figure the other sex out and they are gonna do what they are gonna do. Just let them do what they want with themselves and the pussy will always be warm and waiting when you get home.
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:32 AM   #8
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What's wrong with VB?
Just about everything. Because it's "visual", the things you can do with it are pretty limited, and the compiled EXEs are slow as hell. Also, a VB program is on average about 5 times the size of a C program that does exactly the same thing. Besides that, portability is ofcourse non-existent with VB.
There are many other issues, but I won't go into all of them right now.
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:36 AM   #9
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Because women are stubborn. My ex gf, who is still a friend, has been given tons and tons of advice by me. But she never takes it, and in the long run it turns out my advice is always right. Yet she still won't take it.
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:41 AM   #10
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bawdy is right

and you should never try to understand women, it's just too frustrating.
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Old 10-29-2002, 04:56 AM   #11
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I thought about this a little more and it seems that this thread is all about irony

Here we have a guy that understands multiple complex programming languages but can't understand something as simple as a woman
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Old 10-29-2002, 05:04 AM   #13
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Here we have a guy that understands multiple complex programming languages but can't understand something as simple as a woman
That's the whole point of being a nerd.
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Old 10-29-2002, 05:05 AM   #14
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Dont fucking try to understand it broe......go have a beer (you will save the time and have more funn)

Women are nuts i comon knowledge
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Old 10-29-2002, 09:11 AM   #15
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

If she's taking a course that means she's out of the house which means more free time for you! You should be thanking her!
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Old 10-29-2002, 10:50 AM   #16
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Why would she want you to teach her? You have advanced knowledge, you'll probably expect her to learn very quickly, and you have no teaching experience, correct?

For beginners, teachers are a pretty good way to go.
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Old 10-29-2002, 10:53 AM   #17
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That's the whole point of being a nerd.
So true.
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Old 10-29-2002, 10:55 AM   #18
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You don't understand women? Accept it. You never will. Deal with it.
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Old 10-29-2002, 10:57 AM   #19
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Maybe you are too smart and technical for her so she is taking the basic training from a teacher..


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Old 10-29-2002, 10:57 AM   #20
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Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.

Your problem lies in that you most likely believe what they tell you. Which is enough to confuse anyone. Step back and look at them, question everything they say, and the blinders will be removed. And you will see them for the life sucking psychopaths they really are.

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Old 10-29-2002, 11:02 AM   #21
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Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.
Guess you have not run into a rare jewel.
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Old 10-29-2002, 11:12 AM   #22
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Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.

Your problem lies in that you most likely believe what they tell you. Which is enough to confuse anyone. Step back and look at them, question everything they say, and the blinders will be removed. And you will see them for the life sucking psychopaths they really are.
Coming from a man that lives with his woman. Muahaha!
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Old 10-29-2002, 11:12 AM   #23
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Guess you have not run into a rare jewel.
Rare. Too true.
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Old 11-28-2002, 09:59 AM   #24
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It's simple she doesn't trust you! If you are a great programmer, let her take the course, let her make a mistake and then give her the "i told you so" speach that all women love to give us!
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