I don't understand women...
My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it.
However, one thing I don't understand...
I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages.
Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more.
But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake!
What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things?
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