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Libertine · 10-29-2002, 04:01 AM

My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it.

However, one thing I don't understand...

I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages.
Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more.
But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake!
What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things?

Cirrus · 10-29-2002, 04:04 AM

What's wrong with VB?

cheekycherry · 10-29-2002, 04:05 AM

Fucking women!

Serge_Oprano · 10-29-2002, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it.

However, one thing I don't understand...

I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages.
Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more.
But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake!
What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things?

dump her.
You have no future with her

bawdy · 10-29-2002, 04:07 AM

Dont think its a trust thing dude. Perhaps she wants to achieve this outside of the relationship where she doesnt feel dis-empowered by your expertise thereby maintaining the status-quo between you two.

and visual basic sucks rally monkey nuts

DarkJedi · 10-29-2002, 04:08 AM

maybe because that Visual Basic teacher fucks better than you ?

j/k man

Pornwolf · 10-29-2002, 04:14 AM

Bawdy is probably right but do yourself a favor and take a tip from old married couples... don't think too much about anything the other partner does!

If you ever notice the old folks that have been married for 40 plus years you will see that they never get upset about what the other partner does. They realize at some point that you just can't really figure the other sex out and they are gonna do what they are gonna do. Just let them do what they want with themselves and the pussy will always be warm and waiting when you get home.

Libertine · 10-29-2002, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by Cirrus
What's wrong with VB?

Just about everything. Because it's "visual", the things you can do with it are pretty limited, and the compiled EXEs are slow as hell. Also, a VB program is on average about 5 times the size of a C program that does exactly the same thing. Besides that, portability is ofcourse non-existent with VB.
There are many other issues, but I won't go into all of them right now.

ColKurtz · 10-29-2002, 04:36 AM

Because women are stubborn. My ex gf, who is still a friend, has been given tons and tons of advice by me. But she never takes it, and in the long run it turns out my advice is always right. Yet she still won't take it.

Ted · 10-29-2002, 04:41 AM

bawdy is right

and you should never try to understand women, it's just too frustrating.

Ted · 10-29-2002, 04:56 AM

I thought about this a little more and it seems that this thread is all about irony

Here we have a guy that understands multiple complex programming languages but can't understand something as simple as a woman

EscortBiz · 10-29-2002, 05:03 AM

she needs some cheating time

Libertine · 10-29-2002, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ted
Here we have a guy that understands multiple complex programming languages but can't understand something as simple as a woman

That's the whole point of being a nerd.

Loch · 10-29-2002, 05:05 AM

Dont fucking try to understand it broe......go have a beer (you will save the time and have more funn)

Women are nuts i comon knowledge

Jakk · 10-29-2002, 09:11 AM

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

If she's taking a course that means she's out of the house which means more free time for you! You should be thanking her!

Sly_RJ · 10-29-2002, 10:50 AM

Why would she want you to teach her? You have advanced knowledge, you'll probably expect her to learn very quickly, and you have no teaching experience, correct?

For beginners, teachers are a pretty good way to go.

[Labret] · 10-29-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

That's the whole point of being a nerd.

So true.

PornoDoggy · 10-29-2002, 10:55 AM

You don't understand women? Accept it. You never will. Deal with it.

Honeyslut · 10-29-2002, 10:57 AM

Maybe you are too smart and technical for her so she is taking the basic training from a teacher..

[Labret] · 10-29-2002, 10:57 AM

Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.

Your problem lies in that you most likely believe what they tell you. Which is enough to confuse anyone. Step back and look at them, question everything they say, and the blinders will be removed. And you will see them for the life sucking psychopaths they really are.

Honeyslut · 10-29-2002, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.

Guess you have not run into a rare jewel.

Sly_RJ · 10-29-2002, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Women are very simple.

Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie.

Your problem lies in that you most likely believe what they tell you. Which is enough to confuse anyone. Step back and look at them, question everything they say, and the blinders will be removed. And you will see them for the life sucking psychopaths they really are.

Coming from a man that lives with his woman. Muahaha!

Sly_RJ · 10-29-2002, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut

Guess you have not run into a rare jewel.

Rare. Too true.

Kenny B · 11-28-2002, 09:59 AM

It's simple she doesn't trust you! If you are a great programmer, let her take the course, let her make a mistake and then give her the "i told you so" speach that all women love to give us!

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Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I don't understand women... My gf just got an offer to participate in some programming course, with a pretty big discount cos she's a chick. Ofcourse, it's a great opportunity and all that shit, and she's very happy with it. However, one thing I don't understand... I'm a pretty good programmer myself. People pay me very good money for it, and I'm proficient in quite a few programming languages. Now, I offered to teach her how to program a million times already, in every single language she could possibly want, including PHP, C/C++, Turbo Pascal, Modula 3, Prolog, Delphi, Java, JavaScript, Basic, and many more. But, instead of letting me teach her a real programming language for free, she chooses to pay to learn visual basic. Visual basic for god's sake! What the hell is up with that!? Why doesn't she trust me enough to let me teach her some things? __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	Dont think its a trust thing dude. Perhaps she wants to achieve this outside of the relationship where she doesnt feel dis-empowered by your expertise thereby maintaining the status-quo between you two. and visual basic sucks rally monkey nuts

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	maybe because that Visual Basic teacher fucks better than you ? j/k man

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ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	Because women are stubborn. My ex gf, who is still a friend, has been given tons and tons of advice by me. But she never takes it, and in the long run it turns out my advice is always right. Yet she still won't take it.

10-29-2002, 04:41 AM	#10
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	bawdy is right and you should never try to understand women, it's just too frustrating.

10-29-2002, 04:56 AM	#11
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I thought about this a little more and it seems that this thread is all about irony Here we have a guy that understands multiple complex programming languages but can't understand something as simple as a woman

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Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. If she's taking a course that means she's out of the house which means more free time for you! You should be thanking her!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Women are very simple. Just keep in mind that everything that comes out of their mouth is self serving and a complete lie. Your problem lies in that you most likely believe what they tell you. Which is enough to confuse anyone. Step back and look at them, question everything they say, and the blinders will be removed. And you will see them for the life sucking psychopaths they really are. Last edited by [Labret]; 10-29-2002 at 11:01 AM..

11-28-2002, 09:59 AM	#24
Kenny B Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4	It's simple she doesn't trust you! If you are a great programmer, let her take the course, let her make a mistake and then give her the "i told you so" speach that all women love to give us! __________________ Kenny B!