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11-27-2002, 09:00 PM
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Location: NYC
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I love getting fan mail...
I really do. The more creative the better.... but wtf am I supposed to do with this one...
I just ran across your site while surfing and it is hot! I only have one problem. I've been living in a commune in Florida for the last 2 years and I don't have any money or credit card. We share all things in common and I know they wouldn't approve of a membership, even 900 numbers can get you sent away. Anyways, something about you has gotten me stirred up and I wanted to ask, nay, beg for a complimentary membership. I know it is within your powers to help this poor, horny eunich. I won't share the site w/anyone or be a hassle to you, I just yearn to watch you fuck! Please help me! Your truly, Brian |
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11-27-2002, 09:04 PM
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Location: The House Of Rage
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if its true....
Give him a membership. Corrupt them all... You'll have the whole commune snappa dn jerkin to you. |
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11-27-2002, 09:04 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Yea me too, i won't be a hassle.....hook a brutha up
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11-27-2002, 09:04 PM
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Dear Brian, Sucks to be you. Luv...Nina |
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11-27-2002, 09:05 PM
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congrats to the winners
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send him some galleries
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11-27-2002, 09:08 PM
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Tell him to kill himself and then send him a knife in the mail.
Include a note reading 'Love your Nina'. |
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11-27-2002, 09:10 PM
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Hi Nina,
I think I am your biggest fan. Come visit me in Seattle. Please. |
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11-27-2002, 09:10 PM
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I wouldn't believe a darn word he says
 He could tell you he's Bill Clinton. I'd tell him "no sorry I don't have control over my memberships" etc... 
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11-27-2002, 09:11 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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11-27-2002, 09:11 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
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11-27-2002, 09:13 PM
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Can eunichs get horny?
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11-27-2002, 09:14 PM
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I envey you Nina, my fans never want to see me nekid. All they ever write me about is relationships, suicide, or substance abuse problems.
I sent a nude photo of myself to the last guy that wrote me. Turns out he killed his wife and children the next day. Go figure? |
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11-27-2002, 09:16 PM
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11-27-2002, 09:18 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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11-27-2002, 09:21 PM
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11-27-2002, 09:24 PM
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give em a 30 minute trial and some galleries
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11-27-2002, 09:33 PM
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HAL 9000
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tell him to become adult webmaster
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11-27-2002, 10:15 PM
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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ignore the email.
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11-27-2002, 10:35 PM
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Send him your credit card!
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11-28-2002, 05:10 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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give him a free 3 day trial membership you never know it could result in more sales for you!
Or tell him to F*** off if you wish..... LOL!!! I get some e-mails about that and it is annoying, in the summer especially I used to get it about 5 times per day form people who can't have credit cards.... There was one person who came to my site every day and downloaded my free movie and e-mailed me occasionally for 2 months and he offered to send me the money as he never believed in credit cards.... That guy got a free 1 week pas to www.mybestmovies.com and we asked him if he could have a look and offer any advice on what he would like to see.... about 4 days later we got a huge e-mail from this guy telling us what he liked and didn't like and what he thought would make it better..... So I think that was worth it!!! |
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11-28-2002, 06:20 AM
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Dear Nina,
while doing research in our Monastery, i just happened to come across your website. it is the most heavenly experience that i have ever had. However due to Monsignor's security precautions on the church's visa card and the block he has on the phone so there can be no 900 calls placed, I am sitting here with my rosary beads praying for divine intervention on getting access to the rest of your site.. So i write to you to ask if you can donate a membership to me out of the kindness of your heart and for the good of all mankind so we may praise all of Sister Nina. Kind regards, Brother Hyper
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11-28-2002, 06:25 AM
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Do like the cam girls, have him buy you stuff from your wishlist in return for access. At least you'll get something from his sectarian ass
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11-28-2002, 07:01 AM
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no money or credit card.. Hmm..
Wonder where he got the computer.. or isp account..or phone line.. |
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11-28-2002, 07:25 AM
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I look at it this way... If he's telling the truth, then its still not clear that you should give a free membership. Add in the huge probability that it's 100% fabrication, and I think the path is clear. Especially since he is probably underage if it is a lie.
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