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I love getting fan mail...

11-27-2002, 07:00 PM

I really do. The more creative the better.... but wtf am I supposed to do with this one...

I just ran across your site while surfing and it is hot! I only have one problem. I've been living in a commune in Florida for the last 2 years and I don't have any money or credit card. We share all things in common and I know they wouldn't approve of a membership, even 900 numbers can get you sent away. Anyways, something about you has gotten me stirred up and I wanted to ask, nay, beg for a complimentary membership. I know it is within your powers to help this poor, horny eunich. I won't share the site w/anyone or be a hassle to you, I just yearn to watch you fuck! Please help me!

Your truly,
Brian
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11-27-2002, 07:04 PM

if its true....

Give him a membership.

Corrupt them all...

You'll have the whole commune snappa dn jerkin to you.

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11-27-2002, 07:04 PM

Yea me too, i won't be a hassle.....hook a brutha up

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11-27-2002, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by Nina
I've been living in a commune in Florida for the last 2 years and I don't have any money or credit card. We share all things in common and I know they wouldn't approve of a membership, even 900 numbers can get you sent away.

Dear Brian,

Sucks to be you.

Luv...Nina
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11-27-2002, 07:05 PM

send him some galleries

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11-27-2002, 07:08 PM

Tell him to kill himself and then send him a knife in the mail.

Include a note reading 'Love your Nina'.
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11-27-2002, 07:10 PM

Hi Nina,

I think I am your biggest fan.

Come visit me in Seattle.

Please.
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11-27-2002, 07:10 PM

I wouldn't believe a darn word he says
He could tell you he's Bill Clinton. I'd tell him "no sorry I don't have control over my memberships" etc...

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11-27-2002, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp
send him some galleries

shemp

or better yet...send him to the shemp

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11-27-2002, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp
send him some galleries

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word

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11-27-2002, 07:13 PM

Can eunichs get horny?
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11-27-2002, 07:14 PM

I envey you Nina, my fans never want to see me nekid. All they ever write me about is relationships, suicide, or substance abuse problems.

I sent a nude photo of myself to the last guy that wrote me. Turns out he killed his wife and children the next day. Go figure?
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11-27-2002, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by Jakk
Can eunichs get horny?

my question exactly.
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11-27-2002, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by DearAbby
I envey you Nina, my fans never want to see me nekid. All they ever write me about is relationships, suicide, or substance abuse problems.

I sent a nude photo of myself to the last guy that wrote me. Turns out he killed his wife and children the next day. Go figure?

wtf

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11-27-2002, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by DearAbby
I envey you Nina, my fans never want to see me nekid. All they ever write me about is relationships, suicide, or substance abuse problems.

I sent a nude photo of myself to the last guy that wrote me. Turns out he killed his wife and children the next day. Go figure?

lol
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11-27-2002, 07:24 PM

give em a 30 minute trial and some galleries

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11-27-2002, 07:33 PM

tell him to become adult webmaster
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11-27-2002, 08:15 PM

ignore the email.

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11-27-2002, 08:35 PM

Send him your credit card!
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11-27-2002, 10:49 PM

just give me, errr... i mean him the membership

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11-28-2002, 03:10 AM

give him a free 3 day trial membership you never know it could result in more sales for you!

Or tell him to F*** off if you wish.....

LOL!!!

I get some e-mails about that and it is annoying, in the summer especially I used to get it about 5 times per day form people who can't have credit cards....

There was one person who came to my site every day and downloaded my free movie and e-mailed me occasionally for 2 months and he offered to send me the money as he never believed in credit cards....

That guy got a free 1 week pas to www.mybestmovies.com and we asked him if he could have a look and offer any advice on what he would like to see....

about 4 days later we got a huge e-mail from this guy telling us what he liked and didn't like and what he thought would make it better.....

So I think that was worth it!!!

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11-28-2002, 04:20 AM

Dear Nina,

while doing research in our Monastery, i just happened to come across your website.

it is the most heavenly experience that i have ever had. However due to Monsignor's security precautions on the church's visa card and the block he has on the phone so there can be no 900 calls placed,

I am sitting here with my rosary beads praying for divine intervention on getting access to the rest of your site..

So i write to you to ask if you can donate a membership to me out of the kindness of your heart and for the good of all mankind so we may praise all of Sister Nina.

Kind regards,
Brother Hyper
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11-28-2002, 04:25 AM

Do like the cam girls, have him buy you stuff from your wishlist in return for access. At least you'll get something from his sectarian ass
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11-28-2002, 05:01 AM

no money or credit card.. Hmm..

Wonder where he got the computer.. or isp account..or phone line..
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11-28-2002, 05:25 AM

I look at it this way... If he's telling the truth, then its still not clear that you should give a free membership. Add in the huge probability that it's 100% fabrication, and I think the path is clear. Especially since he is probably underage if it is a lie.

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