I love getting fan mail...
I really do. The more creative the better.... but wtf am I supposed to do with this one...
I just ran across your site while surfing and it is hot! I only have one problem. I've been living in a commune in Florida for the last 2 years and I don't have any money or credit card. We share all things in common and I know they wouldn't approve of a membership, even 900 numbers can get you sent away. Anyways, something about you has gotten me stirred up and I wanted to ask, nay, beg for a complimentary membership. I know it is within your powers to help this poor, horny eunich. I won't share the site w/anyone or be a hassle to you, I just yearn to watch you fuck! Please help me!
Your truly,
Brian
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