I love getting fan mail...
 

I really do. The more creative the better.... but wtf am I supposed to do with this one...

I just ran across your site while surfing and it is hot! I only have one problem. I've been living in a commune in Florida for the last 2 years and I don't have any money or credit card. We share all things in common and I know they wouldn't approve of a membership, even 900 numbers can get you sent away. Anyways, something about you has gotten me stirred up and I wanted to ask, nay, beg for a complimentary membership. I know it is within your powers to help this poor, horny eunich. I won't share the site w/anyone or be a hassle to you, I just yearn to watch you fuck! Please help me!


Your truly,
Brian

if its true....

Give him a membership.

Corrupt them all...

You'll have the whole commune snappa dn jerkin to you.

Yea me too, i won't be a hassle.....hook a brutha up :thumbsup

Dear Brian,

Sucks to be you.

Luv...Nina

send him some galleries



shemp

Tell him to kill himself and then send him a knife in the mail.

Include a note reading 'Love your Nina'.

Hi Nina,

I think I am your biggest fan.

Come visit me in Seattle.

Please.

I wouldn't believe a darn word he says :1orglaugh
He could tell you he's Bill Clinton. I'd tell him "no sorry I don't have control over my memberships" etc...

:)

or better yet...send him to the shemp :thumbsup

word

Can eunichs get horny?

I envey you Nina, my fans never want to see me nekid. All they ever write me about is relationships, suicide, or substance abuse problems.

I sent a nude photo of myself to the last guy that wrote me. Turns out he killed his wife and children the next day. Go figure?

my question exactly.

wtf

lol

give em a 30 minute trial and some galleries :thumbsup

tell him to become adult webmaster

ignore the email.

Send him your credit card!

just give me, errr... i mean him the membership

give him a free 3 day trial membership you never know it could result in more sales for you!

Or tell him to F*** off if you wish.....

LOL!!!

I get some e-mails about that and it is annoying, in the summer especially I used to get it about 5 times per day form people who can't have credit cards....

There was one person who came to my site every day and downloaded my free movie and e-mailed me occasionally for 2 months and he offered to send me the money as he never believed in credit cards....

That guy got a free 1 week pas to www.mybestmovies.com and we asked him if he could have a look and offer any advice on what he would like to see....

about 4 days later we got a huge e-mail from this guy telling us what he liked and didn't like and what he thought would make it better.....

So I think that was worth it!!!

:)

Dear Nina,

while doing research in our Monastery, i just happened to come across your website.

it is the most heavenly experience that i have ever had. However due to Monsignor's security precautions on the church's visa card and the block he has on the phone so there can be no 900 calls placed,

I am sitting here with my rosary beads praying for divine intervention on getting access to the rest of your site..

So i write to you to ask if you can donate a membership to me out of the kindness of your heart and for the good of all mankind so we may praise all of Sister Nina.

Kind regards,
Brother Hyper

Do like the cam girls, have him buy you stuff from your wishlist in return for access. At least you'll get something from his sectarian ass :glugglug

no money or credit card.. Hmm..

Wonder where he got the computer.. or isp account..or phone line..

I look at it this way... If he's telling the truth, then its still not clear that you should give a free membership. Add in the huge probability that it's 100% fabrication, and I think the path is clear. Especially since he is probably underage if it is a lie.