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Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 06:18 PM

Matt Damon

DTK · 11-27-2002, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz

GW doesn't hang from strings -- he's moved around by the oil companies' hand up his butt, like Frank Oz and Yoda...

As US prsidents go, he's got to be the worst public speaker I've ever seen. He is so not believable.

Martin · 11-27-2002, 06:37 PM

Oh Yeah Ice Cube

CDSmith · 11-27-2002, 06:45 PM

Two words: Adam and Sandler. Cheese city.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
Pauly Shore for sure.

Keanu Reeves is totally lame. I once knew a chick who dated him, no clue why.

worst actress = Julia Roberts

Are you fucking kidding me?

She's the worst actress you can come up with? lol

You muct have something wrong or you don't pay attention to her movies. She beautiful,smart and talented sorry she gets a

from me.

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 06:47 PM

exactly.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Matt Damon

Okay now stop picking on the cute boy. You're just jealous

UnseenWorld · 11-27-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Daymare
Pauly Shore

Just what I was thinking, though Tonya Harding (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0115747) has to be a close runner-up.

NetRodent · 11-27-2002, 07:08 PM

Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.

Ash!

"gimme some sugar, baby"
<img src=http://www.pcgamer.cz/pic/bruce.jpg>

dirtymonkey · 11-27-2002, 07:12 PM

TOM GREEN
DOLPH LUNDGREN
STEVEN SEAGAL

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 07:14 PM

how can you not like a guy with a chainsaw for a hand

SykkBoy · 11-27-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.

Hail the king baby!

worst actor? Julia Roberts, god I hate that horse faced, coke snorting Keiffer Sutherland dumping, Lyle Lovett humping, snorts when laughs, won't do nudity, sorry sack of acting shit........

After the endless parade of bad movies I've undereed there are actors I can list that guarantee 99.99999999% of you never have and never will hear of.......but Orien Von Lechtnestien who plays Wayne Phillips in "Sampson Vs. The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space" almost caused me a divorce ;))) Sadly, the two actors who played Sampson in that movie (one did the "wrestling" sequences and "stunt" driving (the whole of which included pulling out driving up to a curb, turning around and coming back to where he started)) and the other did the walking around and talking)

Someday I will bring that movie to a webmaster show and inflict it upon the webmasters

than I shall truly be the MOST EVIL WEBMASTER ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 08:40 PM

Pink will debate anything I say.

Wonder why?

My opinions mean that much do they?

I said Matt Damon, yeah that makes me jealous.

CDSmith · 11-27-2002, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Pink will debate anything I say.

No, I think you're wrong.

ha ha, j/k.

Cheesy.....cheesy.....hmm,..... how about a few of those "brat packers",
like James Spader, or Andrew McCarthy?

Maybe the ultimate in cheesy acting is that Doug McClure dude who used to be in all those 70's "Land that time forgot" movies. Ya, him for sure.

Indeed · 11-27-2002, 10:14 PM

Ben Afleck IS the king of cheeziness.

-he's the worst actor ever
-all his movies are extremely cheezy
-he's gonna get married with JLO the fucking queen of cheeziness

now who can beat that????

InsaneMidget · 11-27-2002, 10:15 PM

I always hated Steven Seagal...

I find some things annoying about some actors rather then there abilitity to act I guess. Like Harrison Ford I find annoying, but he is good. One's already mentioned, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan. ummm, I think it was CD, you mentioned Adam Sandler being a bad actor, I actually find him original and good for playing his part down pretty good.

I think Mel Gibson is amazing, by far my favorite actor.
My favorite female actor is Cameron Diaz....

adultone · 11-27-2002, 10:35 PM

Roger Moore

makavelii · 11-27-2002, 10:44 PM

my vote would go for david hasslehof hes not just a bad actor hes just plain old bad at everything

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Pink will debate anything I say.

Wonder why?

My opinions mean that much do they?

I said Matt Damon, yeah that makes me jealous.

WOW...Have another drink there buddy

I was kidding

Probono · 11-27-2002, 11:05 PM

How about Bozo's buddy Ronald Raygun!

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

WOW...Have another drink there buddy
I was kidding

Not drinking tonight.

archer · 11-27-2002, 11:10 PM

matt damon and ben affleck are definately not cheesy but they are edible.

how come no one's mentioned the big himself.... yes... i'm talking about he of 'pumping iron' fame... arnold swartzenegger.

Mortimer · 11-27-2002, 11:12 PM

This thread is a good shot at the DVD

There are so many bad actors out there that we could go on for weeks without naming them all. A better question would have been: Who is your favorite actor, who is your favorite actress, and what is your all time favorite movie? That would have made things much simpler, since there are so little of them, lol

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 11:25 PM

Ron Jeremy

tekart · 11-27-2002, 11:46 PM

worst actor..man..what a tough one..but i'd say either:

William Shattner
Pauley Shore
Dolph Lundgren
or Jerry Seinfeld

Speaking on the topic of Harrison Ford...FYI...if it wasn't for Allec Baldwin having turned down the Jack Ryan character after makiing the "Hunt for Red Octboer", there would have been no Harrison Ford in either: The Patriot Games (92') or Clear & Present Danger (94)...would have been interesting to see who would have taken the part if not for Harrison Ford.

Matter of fact, I think only the James Bond character has had more actors take on the same role than Jack Ryan himself...

007:
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan

Jack Ryan:
Alec Baldwin
Harrison Ford
Ben Affleck

mmmmm...oh well...

Tek

harvey · 11-28-2002, 12:53 AM

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^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:05 AM

Anyone who has done a movie and then followed thier debute by being in a crest commercial

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:07 AM

Sylvester Stallone

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:08 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:09 AM

Rob Schneider

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:09 AM

patrick swayze

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:12 AM

Freddie Prinze Jr

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:13 AM

Tom Green

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:14 AM

Russell Crowe

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:16 AM

anyone in Moulin Rouge.

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:17 AM

David Hasselhoff

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:17 AM

Dennis Rodman

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:18 AM

Rodney Dangerfield

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:19 AM

Madonna

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:19 AM

everyone who's last name is Baldwin..

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:20 AM

David Hasslehoff

^R3K^ · 11-28-2002, 01:21 AM

And anyone who wants to break out of sports or music and into acting...

goBigtime · 11-28-2002, 02:14 AM

Dick Dietrick is the king of cheese by far
(tho thats stage name I spose)

http://www.dickdietrick.com/

CDSmith · 11-28-2002, 04:39 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
ummm, I think it was CD, you mentioned Adam Sandler being a bad actor, I actually find him original and good for playing his part down pretty good.

I never said he was a bad actor. I said he was cheezy. A bad actor would be Pam Anderson.

CDSmith · 11-28-2002, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by tekart
007:
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan

You forgot George Lanzenby ("On her majesty's secret service" 1969)

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-28-2002, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^
anyone in Moulin Rouge.

That movie sucked!

Hot Tropical Babes · 11-28-2002, 04:52 AM

carrot stick, (or whatever his name is) the dude that does the commercials, he makes me wanna

Ernest , (ernest goes to jail)
Bean
The "Dad" on full house...yick

Cement Head · 11-28-2002, 06:59 AM

Freddie Price Jr... FOR SURE!! KING OF CHEESE

Turf · 11-28-2002, 07:26 AM

i would have to say any actor from any of the flix that they comment on in Mystery science theater 2000....

The movies they comment on are just too horrid and bad.. and so is the acting if you can call it that...

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	I always hated Steven Seagal... I find some things annoying about some actors rather then there abilitity to act I guess. Like Harrison Ford I find annoying, but he is good. One's already mentioned, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan. ummm, I think it was CD, you mentioned Adam Sandler being a bad actor, I actually find him original and good for playing his part down pretty good. I think Mel Gibson is amazing, by far my favorite actor. My favorite female actor is Cameron Diaz....

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makavelii Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ontario canada Posts: 38	my vote would go for david hasslehof hes not just a bad actor hes just plain old bad at everything

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archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	matt damon and ben affleck are definately not cheesy but they are edible. how come no one's mentioned the big himself.... yes... i'm talking about he of 'pumping iron' fame... arnold swartzenegger. __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

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Mortimer Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Where the hell am I now? Posts: 153	This thread is a good shot at the DVD There are so many bad actors out there that we could go on for weeks without naming them all. A better question would have been: Who is your favorite actor, who is your favorite actress, and what is your all time favorite movie? That would have made things much simpler, since there are so little of them, lol __________________ The wiseman owns little but knows much, while the fool knows little but owns much

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tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	worst actor..man..what a tough one..but i'd say either: William Shattner Pauley Shore Dolph Lundgren or Jerry Seinfeld Speaking on the topic of Harrison Ford...FYI...if it wasn't for Allec Baldwin having turned down the Jack Ryan character after makiing the "Hunt for Red Octboer", there would have been no Harrison Ford in either: The Patriot Games (92') or Clear & Present Danger (94)...would have been interesting to see who would have taken the part if not for Harrison Ford. Matter of fact, I think only the James Bond character has had more actors take on the same role than Jack Ryan himself... 007: Sean Connery Roger Moore Timothy Dalton Pierce Brosnan Jack Ryan: Alec Baldwin Harrison Ford Ben Affleck mmmmm...oh well... Tek Last edited by tekart; 11-27-2002 at 11:47 PM..

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Turf Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: ICQ: 64644691 Posts: 1,865	i would have to say any actor from any of the flix that they comment on in Mystery science theater 2000.... The movies they comment on are just too horrid and bad.. and so is the acting if you can call it that...