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  • yellofello
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    • Oct 2002
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    #1

    Cheeziest actor of all time?

    off the top of my head i'd have to vote for eric roberts
    Due to the fact that light is faster than sound, a person will appear intelligent until they open their mouth
  • Martin
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    • Dec 2001
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    #2
    Jackie Chan.

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    • Dildozer
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      #3
      Steven Seagal
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      • SimonBalk
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        #4
        George W. Bush. He's a realy bad mupput. Sometimes I even see the strings he hangs on

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        • Cheshire
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          #5
          David Schwimmer


          just a little bit naughty

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          • [Labret]
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            #6
            Christian Slater

            Keanu Reaves

            Serpent Jesus, Snake of Christ.

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            • thatdykeliz
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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonBalk
              George W. Bush. He's a realy bad mupput. Sometimes I even see the strings he hangs on
              GW doesn't hang from strings -- he's moved around by the oil companies' hand up his butt, like Frank Oz and Yoda...
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              • CDSmith
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                #8
                Kevin Sorbo.
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                • Fletch XXX
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                  #9
                  Ralph Macchio

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                  • stanton
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                    #10
                    LEONARDO DICAPRIO

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                    • KingK7
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                      #11
                      Bruce Willis

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                      • Undutchable
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                        #12
                        I've never liked Chuck Norris. Just because you can kick some ass doesn't mean your butt ugly mug should be allowed on the television. Go back to your trailer park already!

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                        • pink_in_the_middle
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by [Labret]
                          Christian Slater

                          Keanu Reaves
                          Good call. Deffinatly not good actors
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                          • CDSmith
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                            #14
                            William Shatner
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                            • pink_in_the_middle
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by KingK7
                              Bruce Willis
                              Oh no he's good. He gets a from me.
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                              • Pipecrew
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                                #16
                                Colin Hanks
                                Vin Diesel

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                                • pink_in_the_middle
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  William Shatner
                                  Oh my ...
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                                  • Pipecrew
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


                                    Oh no he's good. He gets a from me.
                                    me too! i got all the Die Hard Movies!

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                                    • Daymare
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                                      #19
                                      Pauly Shore

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                                      • quiet
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dildozer
                                        Steven Seagal
                                        agreed. worst actor ever.

                                        if john tesh acted, he might be even worse.
                                        we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                        • .:Frog:.
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew

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                                          • pink_in_the_middle
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by stanton
                                            LEONARDO DICAPRIO
                                            He's very talented. Have you seen "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"?
                                            Now you tell me that guy is no good.
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                                            • pink_in_the_middle
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Daymare
                                              Pauly Shore
                                              At least he's funny
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                                              • Undutchable
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                                                #24
                                                Bruce Willis definitely doesn't belong in this thread

                                                I totally love his movies, with hardly any exceptions. Perhaps Sixth Sense was his worst, but stuff like Last Boy Scout completely makes up for that...

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                                                • KingK7
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Undutchable
                                                  Bruce Willis definitely doesn't belong in this thread
                                                  I totally love his movies, with hardly any exceptions. Perhaps Sixth Sense was his worst, but stuff like Last Boy Scout completely makes up for that...
                                                  You see Armageddon?
                                                  I saw Sixth Sense, and yes that sucked, but Armageddon made me sick.

                                                  He has some good movies, but I dont think he is a good actor.

                                                  Jerry Seinfeld is a TERRIBLE actor, still his shows are great.

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                                                  • yellofello
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                                                    #26
                                                    holy shit, nobody's even mentioned van damme yet
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                                                    • Honeyslut
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                                                      #27
                                                      Paul Reubens
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                                                      Matthew Broderick
                                                      Pauly Shore
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                                                      • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by KingK7


                                                        You see Armageddon?
                                                        I saw Sixth Sense, and yes that sucked, but Armageddon made me sick.

                                                        He has some good movies, but I dont think he is a good actor.

                                                        Jerry Seinfeld is a TERRIBLE actor, still his shows are great.
                                                        Armageddon was a great flick.
                                                        And Jerry Seinfeld is a gut buster
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                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                          #29
                                                          Ron Howard
                                                          Tom Hanks

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                                                          • Wenchy
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                                                            #30
                                                            Casper Van Diem (or however the hell you spell it)
                                                            Jean Claude Van Damme
                                                            Fred Ward
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                                                            The big ugly Russian dude from Rocky 96
                                                            Sylvester Stallone (monosyllabic "dialogue" just does nothing for me)
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                                                            • KingK7
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

                                                              Armageddon was a great flick.


                                                              Hehe, well everyone has a different taste I guess.
                                                              Seeing as that movie sold bigtime, I guess alot of people agree with you.

                                                              I have never seen a cheezier flick in my entire life.

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                                                              • .:Frog:.
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                                                                #32
                                                                Jean Claude Van Damme movies kick ass.
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                                                                • KingK7
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by KingK7

                                                                  I have never seen a cheezier flick in my entire life.
                                                                  Actually that is a lie, Fast and the Furious, The Last Castle and Air Force One, those are some classic piece of shit movies.

                                                                  Sometimes you americans just overdo the patriotic thing SO much.

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                                                                  • gornyhuy
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Honeyslut
                                                                    Paul Reubens
                                                                    Jeffrey Jones
                                                                    Matthew Broderick
                                                                    Pauly Shore
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                                                                    • Undutchable
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I didn't like Armageddon either. Willis is a reality actor, he's good at playing everyday violent slobs that kick ass. Armageddon was way too much of a positive parade for him. I want him to crack bad guy's skulls and finish them off with a kickass understatement. I don't want him to save the world from a comet and all that crap

                                                                      Damn, I so wanna see Last Boy Scout now!!

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                                                                      • fear
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Daymare
                                                                        Pauly Shore
                                                                        I agree, he sucks ass.

                                                                        And there`s Steve Martin, Patrick Swayze and Owen Wilson

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                                                                        • Honeyslut
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by gornyhuy


                                                                          What's wrong with Mathew Broderick???

                                                                          let us not forget "My COLD DEAD HANDS"... mr. NRA himself...
                                                                          Charlton Heston.
                                                                          Mathew acts the same in everything same as Keanu Reaves
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                                                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I have read a few of the Jack Ryan novels though, good stuff.

                                                                            I like Harrison Ford.


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                                                                            • KingK7
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                                              I like Harrison Ford.
                                                                              Yeah, Harrison Ford is good.
                                                                              I love the Indiana Jones movies.

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                                                                              • D-Money
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • DTK
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
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                                                                                  • eru
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Any rapper who gets into acting.

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                                                                                    • Daymare
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by eru
                                                                                      Any rapper who gets into acting.

                                                                                      If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

                                                                                      aaaahhhahahaha
                                                                                      me too!

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                                                                                      • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by KingK7


                                                                                        Yeah, Harrison Ford is good.
                                                                                        I love the Indiana Jones movies.
                                                                                        Did you know Tom Selleck was originally casted for Indian Jones?

                                                                                        Wouldn't it have sucked <i>then</i>


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                                                                                        • Undutchable
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by eru
                                                                                          Any rapper who gets into acting.

                                                                                          If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.
                                                                                          Haha, we won't be seeing you on this board much longer, only a matter of time until Nelly does his own flick. I agree with you, although I do think there are exceptions. Eminems flick got good reviews...

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                                                                                          • letshunt
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

                                                                                            I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

                                                                                            Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.
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                                                                                            • eru
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by letshunt
                                                                                              I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

                                                                                              I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

                                                                                              Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.
                                                                                              I heard that flick was one of the worst box office bombs in HISTORY.
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                                                                                              • cherrylula
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Pauly Shore for sure.

                                                                                                Keanu Reeves is totally lame. I once knew a chick who dated him, no clue why.

                                                                                                worst actress = Julia Roberts
                                                                                                Last edited by cherrylula; 11-27-2002, 04:13 PM.

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                                                                                                • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX

                                                                                                  Tom Hanks
                                                                                                  Tom Hanks is awesome ...why would you even think diffrently?
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                                                                                                  • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fear
                                                                                                    Owen Wilson
                                                                                                    Oh no...he's so f**king funny!!!!
                                                                                                    His voice,his nose
                                                                                                    Nah he gets a from me.
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