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yellofello · 11-27-2002, 04:57 PM

off the top of my head i'd have to vote for eric roberts

Martin · 11-27-2002, 04:58 PM

Jackie Chan.

Dildozer · 11-27-2002, 05:02 PM

Steven Seagal

SimonBalk · 11-27-2002, 05:02 PM

George W. Bush. He's a realy bad mupput. Sometimes I even see the strings he hangs on

Cheshire · 11-27-2002, 05:04 PM

David Schwimmer

[Labret] · 11-27-2002, 05:05 PM

Christian Slater

Keanu Reaves

Serpent Jesus, Snake of Christ.

thatdykeliz · 11-27-2002, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by SimonBalk
George W. Bush. He's a realy bad mupput. Sometimes I even see the strings he hangs on

GW doesn't hang from strings -- he's moved around by the oil companies' hand up his butt, like Frank Oz and Yoda...

CDSmith · 11-27-2002, 05:06 PM

Kevin Sorbo.

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 05:09 PM

Ralph Macchio

stanton · 11-27-2002, 05:10 PM

LEONARDO DICAPRIO

KingK7 · 11-27-2002, 05:12 PM

Bruce Willis

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 05:13 PM

I've never liked Chuck Norris. Just because you can kick some ass doesn't mean your butt ugly mug should be allowed on the television. Go back to your trailer park already!

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Christian Slater

Keanu Reaves

Good call. Deffinatly not good actors

CDSmith · 11-27-2002, 05:27 PM

William Shatner

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7
Bruce Willis

Oh no he's good. He gets a

from me.

Pipecrew · 11-27-2002, 05:28 PM

Colin Hanks
Vin Diesel

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
William Shatner

Oh my ...

Pipecrew · 11-27-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Oh no he's good. He gets a from me.

me too! i got all the Die Hard Movies!

Daymare · 11-27-2002, 05:29 PM

Pauly Shore

quiet · 11-27-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
Steven Seagal

agreed. worst actor ever.

if john tesh acted, he might be even worse.

.:Frog:. · 11-27-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

me too! i got all the Die Hard Movies!

Same here.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by stanton
LEONARDO DICAPRIO

He's very talented. Have you seen "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"?
Now you tell me that guy is no good.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Daymare
Pauly Shore

At least he's funny

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 05:32 PM

Bruce Willis definitely doesn't belong in this thread

I totally love his movies, with hardly any exceptions. Perhaps Sixth Sense was his worst, but stuff like Last Boy Scout completely makes up for that...

KingK7 · 11-27-2002, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
Bruce Willis definitely doesn't belong in this thread
I totally love his movies, with hardly any exceptions. Perhaps Sixth Sense was his worst, but stuff like Last Boy Scout completely makes up for that...

You see Armageddon?
I saw Sixth Sense, and yes that sucked, but Armageddon made me sick.

He has some good movies, but I dont think he is a good actor.

Jerry Seinfeld is a TERRIBLE actor, still his shows are great.

yellofello · 11-27-2002, 05:37 PM

holy shit, nobody's even mentioned van damme yet

Honeyslut · 11-27-2002, 05:37 PM

Paul Reubens
Jeffrey Jones
Matthew Broderick
Pauly Shore

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

You see Armageddon?
I saw Sixth Sense, and yes that sucked, but Armageddon made me sick.

He has some good movies, but I dont think he is a good actor.

Jerry Seinfeld is a TERRIBLE actor, still his shows are great.

Armageddon was a great flick.
And Jerry Seinfeld is a gut buster

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 05:40 PM

Ron Howard
Tom Hanks

Wenchy · 11-27-2002, 05:42 PM

Casper Van Diem (or however the hell you spell it)
Jean Claude Van Damme
Fred Ward
Any WWF bozo
The big ugly Russian dude from Rocky 96
Sylvester Stallone (monosyllabic "dialogue" just does nothing for me)

KingK7 · 11-27-2002, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Armageddon was a great flick.

Hehe, well everyone has a different taste I guess.
Seeing as that movie sold bigtime, I guess alot of people agree with you.

I have never seen a cheezier flick in my entire life.

.:Frog:. · 11-27-2002, 05:43 PM

Jean Claude Van Damme movies kick ass.

KingK7 · 11-27-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

I have never seen a cheezier flick in my entire life.

Actually that is a lie, Fast and the Furious, The Last Castle and Air Force One, those are some classic piece of shit movies.

Sometimes you americans just overdo the patriotic thing SO much.

gornyhuy · 11-27-2002, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
Paul Reubens
Jeffrey Jones
Matthew Broderick
Pauly Shore

What's wrong with Mathew Broderick???

let us not forget "My COLD DEAD HANDS"... mr. NRA himself...
Charlton Heston.

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 05:49 PM

I didn't like Armageddon either. Willis is a reality actor, he's good at playing everyday violent slobs that kick ass. Armageddon was way too much of a positive parade for him. I want him to crack bad guy's skulls and finish them off with a kickass understatement. I don't want him to save the world from a comet and all that crap

Damn, I so wanna see Last Boy Scout now!!

fear · 11-27-2002, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Daymare
Pauly Shore

I agree, he sucks ass.

And there`s Steve Martin, Patrick Swayze and Owen Wilson

Honeyslut · 11-27-2002, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy

What's wrong with Mathew Broderick???

let us not forget "My COLD DEAD HANDS"... mr. NRA himself...
Charlton Heston.

Mathew acts the same in everything same as Keanu Reaves

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 05:50 PM

I have read a few of the Jack Ryan novels though, good stuff.

I like Harrison Ford.

KingK7 · 11-27-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I like Harrison Ford.

Yeah, Harrison Ford is good.
I love the Indiana Jones movies.

D-Money · 11-27-2002, 05:56 PM

Master P
Erkle (did I spell it right?)
Natalie from Facts of Life
OJ Simpson
Luke Perry
John Stamos
Joey Lawrence
George Forman

and Steve Cohen

DTK · 11-27-2002, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
William Shatner

Yep, that's the first one that came to my mind

eru · 11-27-2002, 06:03 PM

Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

Daymare · 11-27-2002, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by eru
Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

aaaahhhahahaha
me too!

Fletch XXX · 11-27-2002, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7

Yeah, Harrison Ford is good.
I love the Indiana Jones movies.

Did you know Tom Selleck was originally casted for Indian Jones?

Wouldn't it have sucked <i>then</i>

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by eru
Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

Haha, we won't be seeing you on this board much longer, only a matter of time until Nelly does his own flick. I agree with you, although I do think there are exceptions. Eminems flick got good reviews...

letshunt · 11-27-2002, 06:05 PM

I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.

eru · 11-27-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by letshunt
I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.

I heard that flick was one of the worst box office bombs in HISTORY.

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 06:11 PM

Pauly Shore for sure.

Keanu Reeves is totally lame. I once knew a chick who dated him, no clue why.

worst actress = Julia Roberts

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is awesome ...why would you even think diffrently?

pink_in_the_middle · 11-27-2002, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by fear
Owen Wilson

Oh no...he's so f**king funny!!!!
His voice,his nose

Nah he gets a

from me.

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