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MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-27-2002, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by theking

Of course you think I am weird. I don't bow to pussy power and that is all that ninety percent of you women have going for you. I am not going to put up with some womans whiny ass ways just because she has a hole between her legs.

I think you are weird, because you are infact just that...WEIRD! Case closed.

GotGauge · 11-27-2002, 09:23 AM

makemegrrrowl
Yep Yep

Probono · 11-27-2002, 09:23 AM

Actually I prefer to do the cooking in my house. My wife is a rbbit I am a wolf. She would provide lettuce 7 days a week given her way.

I also find cooking is an art form in which I can relax and stay away from the damn computer for an hour or two. A great stress relief when you are chained to the keyboard 18 hours a day.

archer · 11-27-2002, 09:24 AM

u guys should just stop whining about how bad/incompetent women and find yourselves a nice cute queen to settle down with.

Jakke PNG · 11-27-2002, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by archer
u guys should just stop whining about how bad/incompetent women and find yourselves a nice cute queen to settle down with.

Girls who think they are the queen are the problem

GotGauge · 11-27-2002, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Probono
Actually I prefer to do the cooking in my house. My wife is a rbbit I am a wolf. She would provide lettuce 7 days a week given her way.

I also find cooking is an art form in which I can relax and stay away from the damn computer for an hour or two. A great stress relief when you are chained to the keyboard 18 hours a day.

Well I guess I won't get rich with the laptop installed ontop of the microwave or oven idea then..

I am still going for the laptop with wireless high speed and a built in cam mounted ontop a stair machine or treadmill.

washiez · 11-27-2002, 09:30 AM

Women. Can't live with them. Can't live without em. heh

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by washiez
Women. Can't live with them. Can't live without em. heh

Can't live with em, can't kill em

I'm 21 now and I've had my share of relationships. I must say that I'm already pretty fucking pessimistic about the whole thing. Sure, the sex is nice, having a woman beside you when you go to sleep is great and even just hanging out and the dates can be cool. But sooner or later, when the girl becomes comfortable in the relationship and you try and get her to do stuff for you, it's trouble.. I'm no asshole, I'll do basically anything to make a girl happy, but a lot of girls and women nowadays have the feeling that they can get away with just about anything. Or at least, that's my experience

Solution? I stopped having relationships for now. Right now, it's either a fuck buddy or no buddy at all

And I'm loving every minute of it

theking · 11-27-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Probono
Actually I prefer to do the cooking in my house. My wife is a rbbit I am a wolf. She would provide lettuce 7 days a week given her way.

I also find cooking is an art form in which I can relax and stay away from the damn computer for an hour or two. A great stress relief when you are chained to the keyboard 18 hours a day.

I have been living with and taking care of my mother since my dad died a few months ago. She is in frail health so I do about ninety plus percent of the cooking. I enjoy making up my own reciepes, although I have to admit some of them don't turn out to well, but over all I consider myself to be a good cook.

theking · 11-27-2002, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

Can't live with em, can't kill em

I'm 21 now and I've had my share of relationships. I must say that I'm already pretty fucking pessimistic about the whole thing. Sure, the sex is nice, having a woman beside you when you go to sleep is great and even just hanging out and the dates can be cool. But sooner or later, when the girl becomes comfortable in the relationship and you try and get her to do stuff for you, it's trouble.. I'm no asshole, I'll do basically anything to make a girl happy, but a lot of girls and women nowadays have the feeling that they can get away with just about anything. Or at least, that's my experience

Solution? I stopped having relationships for now. Right now, it's either a fuck buddy or no buddy at all And I'm loving every minute of it

You are learning kid, you have my vote.

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 09:39 AM

I also cook my own food. As a matter of fact, I'm about to make some

I do agree with what some of the GFY chicks said though: You should really discuss this with your girlfriends.

Personally, Im all in favor of setting a hard line when it comes to this kind of shit. You figure out what you absolutely want from her and you discuss it with her. Make sure that you're not bullshitting - Explain why you think it's fair. Come on, you guys are porn peddlers for gods sake, you pay the bills so if she doesn't like it show her the fucking door!

Halleluja

theking · 11-27-2002, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I think you are weird, because you are infact just that...WEIRD! Case closed.

Wrong case not closed. I am not a sheep, I am my own man.

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by theking

You are learning kid, you have my vote.

Right back at ya, that's some respectable stuff you're doing for your mom man. If you ever wanna exchange recipies, just holler

newbie · 11-27-2002, 09:42 AM

Can't live with em !!!

archer · 11-27-2002, 11:26 AM

not to get too off the topic of women but with american thanksgiving coming up, all thoughts turn to food.

haven't u guys figured it out yet? Guys are simply better at cooking. Period. After all, ALL the great chefs in the world are men(straight ones at that).

cherrylula · 11-27-2002, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by archer
not to get too off the topic of women but with american thanksgiving coming up, all thoughts turn to food.

haven't u guys figured it out yet? Guys are simply better at cooking. Period. After all, ALL the great chefs in the world are men(straight ones at that).

ooh but don't get me started on their kitchen cleanup skills! hehe

Cheshire · 11-27-2002, 11:53 AM

It never ceases to amaze me ~ if someone is so unhappy and upset with their partner's habits, persona, integrity, why do they remain with them?

Jakke PNG · 11-27-2002, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by archer
not to get too off the topic of women but with american thanksgiving coming up, all thoughts turn to food.

haven't u guys figured it out yet? Guys are simply better at cooking. Period. After all, ALL the great chefs in the world are men(straight ones at that).

I know all the great chefs are men. I would be one of those, if it wasnt' for these cursed computers

I'm actually a damn good cook if I say so myself, I would have started to study cooking, to become a chef, if I didn't love my computer so much.

We all make decisions, I hope mine was right

Jakke PNG · 11-27-2002, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
It never ceases to amaze me ~ if someone is so unhappy and upset with their partner's habits, persona, integrity, why do they remain with them?

Nobody's perfect.
Also, if one has more good qualities than bad.
Like my GF, she is SOOOO annoying most of the time, yet I haven't met a girl with whom I enjoy hanging out with so much.

Undutchable · 11-27-2002, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
It never ceases to amaze me ~ if someone is so unhappy and upset with their partner's habits, persona, integrity, why do they remain with them?

The power of pussy

On a serious note, I share your amazement, if I'm not happy with a girl she's out... No point in wasting your time.

newbie · 11-27-2002, 06:39 PM

what ever happened to women teaching their daugters the simple task of cooking?

not just for a man but for themself as well... they got to eat

Cheshire · 11-27-2002, 07:01 PM

Since the 'fully domestic' days, women have taken on a more dominate roll outside the home. With so many professional women now in the world, sometimes there just isn't the time to learn more traditional ways.

UnseenWorld · 11-27-2002, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Funny...I kicked my boyfriend of four years out for this exact attitude.

Someday men WILL learn, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. The more you try to MAKE a woman feel the reason she was put on this earth was to clean up after, cook for, bear your children and sexually satisfy your big fat lazy asses whenever you see fit...the less she wants to do it. Be sweet, offer to help, do a fucking load of laundry now and again. If worse comes to worse....get another job and FUCKING HIRE someone who WAS taught to do this shit by her mother, who did it for her husband and so on.

With the rate of divorce now a days there are MANY single women raising their kids to be strong, independent and NOT have to raise the man (husband) as if they were a child. I know that's how I was raised. Yes, I clean, I cook...but I will be fucking damned if I am going to get your dirty socks out from under the bed because you're too fucking full of yourself or just feel it's MY job to pick up after you. You'll eventually find yourself with NO clean clothes.

Why don't you try cooking for her? Or helping her LEARN how to cook. Make it FUN!!

And what kind of piece of shit moron trailer-park trash guy can call a female a "girlfriend" and "C * * T" at the same time? More evidence that a lot of guys in the adult biz hate women?

marty · 11-27-2002, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Since the 'fully domestic' days, women have taken on a more dominate roll outside the home. With so many professional women now in the world, sometimes there just isn't the time to learn more traditional ways.

I don't agree with that remark.

My dad taught me to fish, fix things around the house, drive a car, tune a TV, program the VCR and the other "man stuff" while I was young.

My dad taught me a hell of a lot of things on how to take care of a family well before I was even thinking about girls.

Daughters can and have been learning this stuff well before the later part of high school. It's not like their focusing on their career from when they are 5 years of age.

jimmyf · 11-27-2002, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Her idea, her dog (the dog is registered to her, although we bought him together).
Fixing the chair was just one example, why do I have to do the following things every time, because they're a man's job:

#1 - Gut a fish
#2 - Chop wood (when on countryside)
#3 - Do everything where you get your hands dirty
#4 - Come running to help her when she yells
#5 - Carry her shoppings
.... and more, you get the point.

now, why do I also have to 'do my part' with:

#1 - cooking
#2 - dishes
#3 - cleaning the house
#4 - Laundry
..again you get the point I presume?
Why won't women do their part when it comes to 'man's job'?

ps. The feminist stuff is so much bullshit I have never encountered.

You stated a few reasons why I have soooooooo many ex-wives, and would have to think a while of all the Diff. ones I have lived with, Now am happerier than a fruit fly on a melon.

I use to take it and take it, not say shit.... Would just be gone one day and never return.

God I wish I had 1/16 the smarts I have now as when I was a youngster.

jimmyf · 11-27-2002, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by newbie

i'm just expressing my disapointment in women in general these days

they expect us to be able to get well paying jobs, fix the car, house and boat, treat them with respect and love their fat asses

but yet they won't even learn to cook ???

and this is not the first time i have encountered a girl with no idea in the kitchen... it's not like they have an education or something that they did instead of learning to cook

all they want is a rich husband who can pay servents to do that for them, well here's a news flash....

You might be surprised but of late I have run into women in there late 40's and 50's that are looking for the same as you say. And don't know shit. All looking for a rich prince charming to take'm away. I'm not bull shitting. And 95% of them look like crap. I meet'm talk to'm, they give me there phone number, I toss it as I drive home. One called me the other day and wanted 2 know if I would go to the Ballet. Fuck am 58 never been to the dam Ballet and I don't want 2 go. I thought, want's wrong with this woman, she met me, talked with me... and then lacks the brain power 2 know a person like me would not be going to the dam Ballet, another one in of lack grey matter.

UnseenWorld · 11-27-2002, 07:48 PM

I am a good cook. Always have been. As long as a gal is fun and good in bed, I'll do the cooking.

PaulSweet · 11-27-2002, 07:54 PM

Fire her before you expect the maid to sleep with you as well.

newbie · 11-27-2002, 08:56 PM

all girls should attend a finishing school when they are 16 yo and become women suitable for men

i'm sick of trailor park trash complaining that they are not beeing treated like a lady ... you see it on COPS and all those police shows all the time

learn to look and behave like a lady and you will be treated as one

look after yourself and learn your place in society....

C U N T S

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archer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,721	not to get too off the topic of women but with american thanksgiving coming up, all thoughts turn to food. haven't u guys figured it out yet? Guys are simply better at cooking. Period. After all, ALL the great chefs in the world are men(straight ones at that). __________________ Looking to promote uncut cock? Check out Uncut Cash. It rocks.

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Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I also cook my own food. As a matter of fact, I'm about to make some I do agree with what some of the GFY chicks said though: You should really discuss this with your girlfriends. Personally, Im all in favor of setting a hard line when it comes to this kind of shit. You figure out what you absolutely want from her and you discuss it with her. Make sure that you're not bullshitting - Explain why you think it's fair. Come on, you guys are porn peddlers for gods sake, you pay the bills so if she doesn't like it show her the fucking door! Halleluja

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