WTF... my gf can't cook
 

fucking useless piece of fucking shit of a c u n t

what's wrong with women today... it's their job to learn this shit from their mothers

or am i wrong ?

kids...

you just found out?
:1orglaugh

Funny...I kicked my boyfriend of four years out for this exact attitude. :1orglaugh

Someday men WILL learn, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. The more you try to MAKE a woman feel the reason she was put on this earth was to clean up after, cook for, bear your children and sexually satisfy your big fat lazy asses whenever you see fit...the less she wants to do it. Be sweet, offer to help, do a fucking load of laundry now and again. If worse comes to worse....get another job and FUCKING HIRE someone who WAS taught to do this shit by her mother, who did it for her husband and so on.

With the rate of divorce now a days there are MANY single women raising their kids to be strong, independent and NOT have to raise the man (husband) as if they were a child. I know that's how I was raised. Yes, I clean, I cook...but I will be fucking damned if I am going to get your dirty socks out from under the bed because you're too fucking full of yourself or just feel it's MY job to pick up after you. You'll eventually find yourself with NO clean clothes.

Why don't you try cooking for her? Or helping her LEARN how to cook. Make it FUN!!

because it's a womans job

that's what they do and if they can't do that i might as well train a sheep to cook and have a better root as well

Maybe thats her way of trying to get rid of you, she's gonna starve ya to death....Hmmmm good plan~! maybe I should take notes :1orglaugh

What if the c u n t at home complains all the time how she has to do everything, when in reality one does more than her. How would you advice then. She complained how she had to take the dog out a LOT more than I did. Then we did lists, where both took him(dog) out equally many times/week, now she complains that she hasn't got any free time because she has to take the dog out all the time, she shouldn't have complained in the first place.... bitch. :)

Why can't YOU women realize that you ain't that special, fuck, if you want to be treated equally with men, then do your fucking stuff. I have to cook & and do laundry, but my GF can't fix the fucking chair 'because that's a man's job'.
Fuck you.
:zzwhip

Sorry about the rant. I just think 75% of women are retards, not saying anyone here is.. or my girl at home, really.. you're all exceptional.:girl

Good luck with your sheep!!! Eventually, you will need it.

Puhleeaaze,
I do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, clean the pool, 2 acres of yard work, have a 4 year old, work the biz, take the dog out, and he is a rottie, so he has alot of OUTS :1orglaugh
Drinking a Red Bull right now, tastes like shit btw :helpme

Whose idea was it to get the dog?

As far as not fixing a chair? Not all women are handicapped (some are and really don't know how, some are just really smart and figure...why should I do it when I can make him do it)...I could cook, clean, fix chairs and fix my friggin car if I needed to...and I have!

she swallow?

she sits on her fat lazy ass all day and watches 10 shows in a row and spends the rest of my money on phonecalls and then she has the hide to tell me when i can and can't go out for a beer

:321GFY

and if i find a good sheep i won't have any problems cloning it either

White women these days want you to cook and do the fucking dishes, while their out trying to prove to the world they can handle a career.
You don't need that bullshit.

Find yourself an asian girl, they still have the mindset of a house wife 40 years ago. They want you to bring in enough cash, so they can take care of the house without working outside....And they do a damn good job.

In my case my income can provide for both of us, and we're both very happy.
You gotta make the cash for this to work though.

I'm young but have some old fashioned thinking.

I hope you buy her a big fat diamond ring for christmas
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

Her idea, her dog (the dog is registered to her, although we bought him together).
Fixing the chair was just one example, why do I have to do the following things every time, because they're a man's job:

#1 - Gut a fish
#2 - Chop wood (when on countryside)
#3 - Do everything where you get your hands dirty
#4 - Come running to help her when she yells
#5 - Carry her shoppings
.... and more, you get the point.

now, why do I also have to 'do my part' with:

#1 - cooking
#2 - dishes
#3 - cleaning the house
#4 - Laundry
..again you get the point I presume?
Why won't women do their part when it comes to 'man's job'?:helpme

ps. The feminist stuff is so much bullshit I have never encountered.

:2 cents:

i'll tell you what

if my fridge had a pussy...

hhhmmm sounds like you cavemen will wind up alone and fending to yourselves with that attitude.Women wont take that shit for very long..

*laughs* I guess she wants you right where she's smart enough to have gotten you! Gotta love the mind of a woman.

MAYBE just MAYBE (and I don't know if you have) if you give her the option and encouragment, she would...I'm sure she can. Usually though...men don't give women this option. Demanding things is never really a way to go.

If it's her dog, her idea she should be taking care of it.

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There's part of your problem right there. Weak mind controlled completely by your penis! Therefore....you are completely controlled by her. She doesn't HAVE to do what you want her to do and you wont do a damn thing about it but whine on a message board. Suck it up, be humble and try some reverse psychology. :thumbsup

you really are in Dreamland

Yes... just like I have been ever since I turned 17.
I think my longest time without a woman was 4 weeks since then. (I was in the army.. not much women there).
..I also don't talk about one-night-stands. Women SHOULD take this shit for long, or behave. Feminist!

How did I know that all (They'll come later) women of GFY have to defend women in this thread? Why can't you accept the facts? You like to be moody, and bitchy way too often... and my experience doesn't limit to my mom, and 1 GF. Thank you very much. I love it when women think (..and have it known to us) how they're better than us.. when I reason why they/you aren't.. you cry and call me an asshole. Great. I love relationships, almost as fun as GFY

newbie - She sounds like a waste of time to be honest.

I assure you I am wide awake and here in reality. I can only comment on how I feel and most likely everyone feels different. If you really can't deal with the fact that she can't cook, dump the bitch. Plain and simple...move on...get over it...don't whine like a little girl about it.

From experience, the more someone tries to force my hand in doing something *they* feel I should do, the more I just really don't want to do it! Is it just me, or is this a universal feeling?

My brother, between his job, his commute time, and taking a full course load for his Masters Degree puts in one hundred or more hours per week. His wife works forty hours a week on her job and has basically no commute time, is not taking classes, but constantly complains that he doesn't do his share of the house work. They do not have any children and he is a neat freak so she does not have to pick up after him. She also complains that they don't go out enough. He told me that with his daily load he is lucky to get three or four hours of sleep and yet she still complains. I told him that she is entiltled to her rights and when he gets tired of that give her a few lefts too.

i'm just expressing my disapointment in women in general these days

they expect us to be able to get well paying jobs, fix the car, house and boat, treat them with respect and love their fat asses

but yet they won't even learn to cook ???

and this is not the first time i have encountered a girl with no idea in the kitchen... it's not like they have an education or something that they did instead of learning to cook

all they want is a rich husband who can pay servents to do that for them, well here's a news flash.... :321GFY

Sheesh and to think King with all the marriages you've been through, you're giving marital advice! Amazing. :1orglaugh

newbie....sounds like you're just choosing the wrong women hon. :(

gee maybe you guys should tell your girls how you feel, instead of venting here :winkwink:

well you know what's going to happen then

they'll put up a big hissy-fit untill the neighbours call the cops and your ass get's taken to jail for the night and in the morning you'll have a restraining order keeping you from your own house


why are cyclones named after women?

because they end up taking your house, your car and your dog

:321GFY We're not your mother, learn to do shit for yourself.

you guys either have worthless bitches for girlfriends....or your not giving them enough dick. ill tell ya what...send all your lazy bitches over my way...ill give them a good fucking and then send them home. they will be cleaning the house and doin dishes all fuckin day with a smile. :winkwink:

the only jobs I have to do around the house are make money, fuck her brains out, and drink beers. :glugglug

I made the mistake of getting married more than once, but never again. I am not looking for and I hope that I never even have a relationship again. I don't need or want the burden that a woman represents and in the case of my brothers fat assed nagging wife I would have put on my jump boots and booted her ass out the door bag and baggage a long time ago. I suspect that at some point he will do the same.

Do you fuck hookers then or is sex finished for you? I don't understand why wouldn't want a women next to you every night.

ya titties make great pillows

Actually the butt does :)

and i don't think chicks know how to sew on a button these days

damn if you're that unhappy with her, why the fuck are you still together?

From his posts, I doubt anyone else would have him :1orglaugh

I don't cook, I don't clean, I do laundry, but I don't iron. I don't enjoy doing any of that crap and life's too short to spend time doing things you don't like! If you want a cook and a housekeeper, HIRE THEM :thumbsup

Not that my sex life is any of your business but I do not associate with hookers, never have, and never will (although I think hookers are probably more honest up front) then your ordinary date and the fucking ritual one goes through with them. When I want to get laid I do, but I do not have a relationship with any of the females that I know, just sex. My back was fucked up during the first Gulf War and has grown worse over the years so having sex for me is a combination of pain and pleasure so I don't egage as much as I once did. As far as having a women next to me at night, I do not allow that, even when I was married I did not allow it. I had my own bed. I do not sleep well when someone else is in my bed.

AMEN!!!!

ahahah no kidding! i dont cook. unless you like ramen and mac and cheese. though i did make an awesome turkey last year. i like cleaning . and i love doing the dishes. even though i have a dishwasher. go figure. :winkwink:

it's not just me being unhappy.... it's a lot of guys i know who are having problems with these leaches

the world has advanced quite nicely without women stuffing it up by voicing their unqualified opinions everywhere

Okay...I just have to laugh!!!

Does ANYONE else think 'theking' is just straight up weird?!?


Something is definitely wrong with this person. He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic without a doubt.

Shit sorry I was just following your lead :321GFY

Well, maybe it's time for you to just...cross on over! You and all your male friends can then complain about each other.

Otherwise, understand that you have a problem and you're picking the wrong type of girls for you. Dump your woman, find someone with a career, strong head, makes more money than you, cleans, cooks and all the *girl* stuff. Guaranteed you will be right back here boo hooing about the fact that she's too independent, too outspoken, too opinionated. Either way, you will still be complaining. How come you have no problem taking the *woman's* job over in that department?

I agree here, but EVERYONE must remember
When someone makes a statement
they are talking about the girl they are with not ALL women.

It is true I have seen women do more than thier fair share,
But I have also seen many even mine cry for equal rights for freetime/ money spending but NOT when it comes to work.

I Work 2 jobs and I am expected to help clean the house?
That is her only job, and I only ask to not step on shit when walking, have atleast 1 clean towel when I want to take a shower, and not find a Monster in the refrigerator. I am not running it like the Army. I ask her if she wants me to clean half the house she needs to get a JOB, she says "thats the Mans Job"
I give up....
Remember this isn't Every Girl/Woman

I have a friend who works 40 hours his Wife works 30-40 hours
and she cleans 100% of the house cooks except on the BBQ grill (mans job LOL) and brings him beer, takes care of the 2 children, I feel sorry for Her...

Of course you think I am weird. I don't bow to pussy power and that is all that ninety percent of you women have going for you. I am not going to put up with some womans whiny ass ways just because she has a hole between her legs.

If you are gunna get in a relationship - find a woman that you agree with on things. I see SO many fucked up relationships because all the guy wants to do is fuck and all the girl wants to do is be happy with conversation/etc. I am in a perfect relationship myself, because we think alike.

Go take this test with her- Its pretty solid:


http://www.similarminds.com/match/


You seriously have to equal things out.
Not just assume what is right based on old time things. My mother lives by the idea that she will do all the cooking and cleaning - because my dad works 14-16 hours a day.

Good Luck

lol-

Very logical post. I agree with much of it. I do think if the man is working and supporting the entire home, the woman SHOULD manage it. However...I do not believe that the man should demand it, expect it or cry about it if it's not done to HIS expectations. I don't think it's hard to put your dirty clothes in the hamper, or give your wife or girl a day or two off...I mean men get that right?

I wonder if single men raising daughters teach them that they need to take care of the man they will marry completely. I also wonder if that same man that your daughter married came to you and said *This stupid hahahaha can't cook* What you would say or do, how you would feel.