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sexandcash · 05-11-2009, 11:19 AM

Mine would be the ability to see and alter the future....
If you were a superhero, what would your super power be?

WarChild · 05-11-2009, 11:19 AM

I'm the Juggernaught, bitch.

[ Nate ] · 05-11-2009, 11:42 AM

Reading minds or warping time.

Juicy D. Links · 05-11-2009, 11:50 AM

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DrChango · 05-11-2009, 12:02 PM

gonna get flak for this, but rapid healing...and maybe super speed. Dodging bullets would be bad ass=)

Vicious_B · 05-11-2009, 12:07 PM

This is going to sound so nerdy but the ability to learn anything I want instantly. Like photographic memory on hyper speed.

Scott McD · 05-11-2009, 12:08 PM

X-Ray vision

MakesYouClick · 05-11-2009, 12:10 PM

Oh well, what's on the list?
(I am not very familiar with super `uman powers)

Joshua G · 05-11-2009, 12:11 PM

immortality, vampire style.

Socks · 05-11-2009, 12:12 PM

Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

nation-x · 05-11-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by joshgirls

immortality, vampire style.

sexandcash · 05-11-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

Lets Thank Harry Potter and the invisibility cloak for that one:

Socks · 05-11-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash

Lets Thank Harry Potter and the invisibility cloak for that one:

y'know I still haven't seen any of those movies.. is it worth it?

quantum-x · 05-11-2009, 12:25 PM

teleportation. It's pretty much the cheat of all. You can use it to fly, essentially be invisible, be super fast, etc etc

The only other one: setting respawn / save points.

BFT3K · 05-11-2009, 12:26 PM

The ability to produce money at will.

sexandcash · 05-11-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

y'know I still haven't seen any of those movies.. is it worth it?

1,000 times yes!
The books are much better though...I must say, but the movies are wonderful....

CDSmith · 05-11-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

This is going to sound so nerdy but the ability to learn anything I want instantly. Like photographic memory on hyper speed.

You're already a speed-reader. Not instantaneous I know, but damn woman is there no pleasing you??!!

Me, I'd go for the ability to time-travel at will. Hooyeah, back to the future baby.

The Duck · 05-11-2009, 12:39 PM

I want wat Hiro has.

femdomdestiny · 05-11-2009, 12:40 PM

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michael.kickass · 05-11-2009, 12:43 PM

I'm having a hard time choosing between Invisibility and Rapid celular regeneration.

Vicious_B · 05-11-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You're already a speed-reader. Not instantaneous I know, but damn woman is there no pleasing you??!!

Me, I'd go for the ability to time-travel at will. Hooyeah, back to the future baby.

The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

To explain it more fully I mean to be able to learn anything at anytime. Be able to speak any language almost instantly, build anything ect. Instant knowledge, comprehension and understanding. Knowledge is power.

MIS · 05-11-2009, 12:45 PM

To give all women on earth an orgasm every 60 minutes.

CDSmith · 05-11-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

lol

You derive no knowledge from any of them? You must be reading the wrong books! :D

You know I'm just saying there's people who would kill to have your ability. Me, I can't even comprehend what it would be like to read 5 or 10 times faster than I already do.

NicAngel · 05-11-2009, 12:52 PM

i would love to be invisible whenever or wherever i want.

Rochard · 05-11-2009, 01:14 PM

I'm a huge fan of Heroes so I've given this some thought.

I'd like to fucking fly.

Then again, being invisable would be cool. Or being able to read minds. Or better yet, being able to control people.

sexandcash · 05-11-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I'm a huge fan of Heroes so I've given this some thought.

I'd like to fucking fly.

Then again, being invisable would be cool. Or being able to read minds. Or better yet, being able to control people.

oooohh....but now you're starting to sound like Sylar

pornguy · 05-11-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash

1,000 times yes!
The books are much better though...I must say, but the movies are wonderful....

I have to agree

CaptainHowdy · 05-11-2009, 01:21 PM

The ability to ask a woman out for a date...

maxjohan · 05-11-2009, 01:26 PM

Step in to other peoples state of minds and control their thoughts and
actions as if they didnt know I was there thinking for them.

I donät know if its evil, but a lot of good could come out of it.

Simply put, change the world to a better place.

96ukssob · 05-11-2009, 01:26 PM

stop or freeze time.

that would kick ass not only so i could finally get caught up on work, but so i could do cool stuff like move the dice at the very last second in a game of craps so I hit a $10,000 bet on aces at 30:1

that and so i can look up girls skirts in the mall without getting smacked in the face

JD · 05-11-2009, 01:52 PM

teleporting ftw

JamesK · 05-11-2009, 01:54 PM

The ability to turn shit into gold & pussy.

eroticsexxx · 05-11-2009, 01:59 PM

The ability to emulate any other super power...

CyberHustler · 05-11-2009, 02:03 PM

The ability to make all of my wishes come true... every single one of them... so if I fuck everything up I can just wish everything to get fixed again and it would come true and I can then experiment with another wish and try not to fuck everything up again.

John-ACWM · 05-11-2009, 02:03 PM

The ability to take your powers

also a Heroes fan

Calico Jack · 05-11-2009, 02:08 PM

Invisibility...without a doubt!

Bama · 05-11-2009, 02:18 PM

Though not really super powers, this is the kind of shit I ponder when I lay down to fall asleep.

1. The ability to know the answer to any question I, or anyone else, asks and be able to repeat it verbally, draw it out, type it out or write it down.

2. The ability to have anyone/thing do whatever I wanted them to do or not do. It's important not to word the ability "do whatever I tell them to do" because then they would need to hear the question directly and that would eliminate wants like "Bin Laden put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger" or "Jennifer Anniston come to Seattle and give me a blow-job".

3. The ability to travel through time impervious to any injury of any kind on any level and no travel would ever interfere with the birth of my daughter. Caveats are very necessary - can't have myself going back a few million years and wind up at the feet of a very hungry T-Rex!

seeandsee · 05-11-2009, 02:31 PM

to fuck any women

Lonely immortal · 05-11-2009, 02:32 PM

X-ray vision. I want to see hot women naked without paying them lol

Penthouse Tony · 05-11-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

stop or freeze time.

that would kick ass not only so i could finally get caught up on work, but so i could do cool stuff like move the dice at the very last second in a game of craps so I hit a $10,000 bet on aces at 30:1

that and so i can look up girls skirts in the mall without getting smacked in the face

Yeah this would be cool. You could always know the next card in blackjack or poker.

-Sagi

prezzz · 05-11-2009, 02:51 PM

Understanding women's mind

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 05-11-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

yes I think this would be the most awesome power....

burntfilm · 05-11-2009, 05:41 PM

I'll take the instant healing thing and go do stunts for a living

twinkley · 05-11-2009, 06:47 PM

The ability to "talk" to machines - ala "rebel" in heroes - then I would know BEFORE my hard drive fails next time!

twinkley

Spunky · 05-11-2009, 06:51 PM

I want to fly like a eagle

mmcfadden · 05-11-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

To explain it more fully I mean to be able to learn anything at anytime. Be able to speak any language almost instantly, build anything ect. Instant knowledge, comprehension and understanding. Knowledge is power.

Did you ever hear about the lady who had a photographic memory and could never forget anything?? I mean nothing... she remembered every detail like it was 2 seconds ago. She couldn't sleep, was neurotic, never a peaceful time.

That is the extreme though

Si · 05-11-2009, 07:12 PM

being able to make certain body parts invisible so I could walk round as a cock, ass or just on leg just for the fucking fun of it!

And if someone tries catching you just go completely invisible and fuck off to return again another day

qxm · 05-11-2009, 07:24 PM

my nephew told me he wanted to be Sylar when he grows up.... needless to say I am cutting ties with him asap! .... lol

mmcfadden · 05-11-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

being able to make certain body parts invisible so I could walk round as a cock, ass or just on leg just for the fucking fun of it!

And if someone tries catching you just go completely invisible and fuck off to return again another day

If you made your body parts invisible except cock... so you could walk round as a cock... do you really think anybody would ever see it

jk bro

SilentKnight · 05-11-2009, 07:57 PM

Omnipotence - my needs are few.

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