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Though not really super powers, this is the kind of shit I ponder when I lay down to fall asleep.
1. The ability to know the answer to any question I, or anyone else, asks and be able to repeat it verbally, draw it out, type it out or write it down.
2. The ability to have anyone/thing do whatever I wanted them to do or not do. It's important not to word the ability "do whatever I tell them to do" because then they would need to hear the question directly and that would eliminate wants like "Bin Laden put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger" or "Jennifer Anniston come to Seattle and give me a blow-job".
3. The ability to travel through time impervious to any injury of any kind on any level and no travel would ever interfere with the birth of my daughter. Caveats are very necessary - can't have myself going back a few million years and wind up at the feet of a very hungry T-Rex!
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