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sexandcash 05-11-2009 11:19 AM

You get to choose one superhuman power....What is it?
 
Mine would be the ability to see and alter the future....
If you were a superhero, what would your super power be?

WarChild 05-11-2009 11:19 AM

I'm the Juggernaught, bitch.

[ Nate ] 05-11-2009 11:42 AM

Reading minds or warping time.

Juicy D. Links 05-11-2009 11:50 AM

massive cock

DrChango 05-11-2009 12:02 PM

gonna get flak for this, but rapid healing...and maybe super speed. Dodging bullets would be bad ass=)

Vicious_B 05-11-2009 12:07 PM

This is going to sound so nerdy but the ability to learn anything I want instantly. Like photographic memory on hyper speed.

Scott McD 05-11-2009 12:08 PM

X-Ray vision :Graucho

MakesYouClick 05-11-2009 12:10 PM

Oh well, what's on the list?
(I am not very familiar with super `uman powers)

Joshua G 05-11-2009 12:11 PM

immortality, vampire style.

Socks 05-11-2009 12:12 PM

Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

nation-x 05-11-2009 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 15841992)
immortality, vampire style.

:2 cents:

sexandcash 05-11-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 15841995)
Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

Lets Thank Harry Potter and the invisibility cloak for that one:
http://www.gearlog.com/images/InvisibilityCloak.jpg
:thumbsup

Socks 05-11-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15842039)
Lets Thank Harry Potter and the invisibility cloak for that one:
http://www.gearlog.com/images/InvisibilityCloak.jpg
:thumbsup

y'know I still haven't seen any of those movies.. is it worth it?

quantum-x 05-11-2009 12:25 PM

teleportation. It's pretty much the cheat of all. You can use it to fly, essentially be invisible, be super fast, etc etc

The only other one: setting respawn / save points.

BFT3K 05-11-2009 12:26 PM

The ability to produce money at will.

sexandcash 05-11-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 15842043)
y'know I still haven't seen any of those movies.. is it worth it?

1,000 times yes!
The books are much better though...I must say, but the movies are wonderful....

CDSmith 05-11-2009 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15841985)
This is going to sound so nerdy but the ability to learn anything I want instantly. Like photographic memory on hyper speed.

You're already a speed-reader. Not instantaneous I know, but damn woman is there no pleasing you??!! :1orglaugh


Me, I'd go for the ability to time-travel at will. Hooyeah, back to the future baby.

The Duck 05-11-2009 12:39 PM

I want wat Hiro has.

femdomdestiny 05-11-2009 12:40 PM

......
 
Absolutely complete traffic from Google from adult searches.

michael.kickass 05-11-2009 12:43 PM

I'm having a hard time choosing between Invisibility and Rapid celular regeneration. :)

Vicious_B 05-11-2009 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15842114)
You're already a speed-reader. Not instantaneous I know, but damn woman is there no pleasing you??!! :1orglaugh


Me, I'd go for the ability to time-travel at will. Hooyeah, back to the future baby.

The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

To explain it more fully I mean to be able to learn anything at anytime. Be able to speak any language almost instantly, build anything ect. Instant knowledge, comprehension and understanding. Knowledge is power.

MIS 05-11-2009 12:45 PM

To give all women on earth an orgasm every 60 minutes.

CDSmith 05-11-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15842148)
The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

lol

You derive no knowledge from any of them? You must be reading the wrong books! :D

You know I'm just saying there's people who would kill to have your ability. Me, I can't even comprehend what it would be like to read 5 or 10 times faster than I already do.

NicAngel 05-11-2009 12:52 PM

i would love to be invisible whenever or wherever i want.

Rochard 05-11-2009 01:14 PM

I'm a huge fan of Heroes so I've given this some thought.

I'd like to fucking fly.

Then again, being invisable would be cool. Or being able to read minds. Or better yet, being able to control people.

sexandcash 05-11-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15842236)
I'm a huge fan of Heroes so I've given this some thought.

I'd like to fucking fly.

Then again, being invisable would be cool. Or being able to read minds. Or better yet, being able to control people.

oooohh....but now you're starting to sound like Sylar :(

pornguy 05-11-2009 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash (Post 15842062)
1,000 times yes!
The books are much better though...I must say, but the movies are wonderful....

I have to agree

CaptainHowdy 05-11-2009 01:21 PM

The ability to ask a woman out for a date...

maxjohan 05-11-2009 01:26 PM

Step in to other peoples state of minds and control their thoughts and
actions as if they didnt know I was there thinking for them.

I donät know if its evil, but a lot of good could come out of it.

Simply put, change the world to a better place.

96ukssob 05-11-2009 01:26 PM

stop or freeze time.

that would kick ass not only so i could finally get caught up on work, but so i could do cool stuff like move the dice at the very last second in a game of craps so I hit a $10,000 bet on aces at 30:1

that and so i can look up girls skirts in the mall without getting smacked in the face :1orglaugh

JD 05-11-2009 01:52 PM

teleporting ftw

JamesK 05-11-2009 01:54 PM

The ability to turn shit into gold & pussy.

eroticsexxx 05-11-2009 01:59 PM

The ability to emulate any other super power...

CyberHustler 05-11-2009 02:03 PM

The ability to make all of my wishes come true... every single one of them... so if I fuck everything up I can just wish everything to get fixed again and it would come true and I can then experiment with another wish and try not to fuck everything up again.

John-ACWM 05-11-2009 02:03 PM

The ability to take your powers :1orglaugh also a Heroes fan :thumbsup

Calico Jack 05-11-2009 02:08 PM

Invisibility...without a doubt!

Bama 05-11-2009 02:18 PM

Though not really super powers, this is the kind of shit I ponder when I lay down to fall asleep.

1. The ability to know the answer to any question I, or anyone else, asks and be able to repeat it verbally, draw it out, type it out or write it down.

2. The ability to have anyone/thing do whatever I wanted them to do or not do. It's important not to word the ability "do whatever I tell them to do" because then they would need to hear the question directly and that would eliminate wants like "Bin Laden put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger" or "Jennifer Anniston come to Seattle and give me a blow-job".

3. The ability to travel through time impervious to any injury of any kind on any level and no travel would ever interfere with the birth of my daughter. Caveats are very necessary - can't have myself going back a few million years and wind up at the feet of a very hungry T-Rex!

seeandsee 05-11-2009 02:31 PM

to fuck any women :)

Lonely immortal 05-11-2009 02:32 PM

X-ray vision. I want to see hot women naked without paying them lol

Penthouse Tony 05-11-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15842272)
stop or freeze time.

that would kick ass not only so i could finally get caught up on work, but so i could do cool stuff like move the dice at the very last second in a game of craps so I hit a $10,000 bet on aces at 30:1

that and so i can look up girls skirts in the mall without getting smacked in the face :1orglaugh

Yeah this would be cool. You could always know the next card in blackjack or poker.

-Sagi

prezzz 05-11-2009 02:51 PM

Understanding women's mind

Yen_HerbalRevenue 05-11-2009 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 15841995)
Cloaking with invisibility I think would be the most fun. Imagine the places you could go if you could look like someone else or be invisible.

yes I think this would be the most awesome power....

burntfilm 05-11-2009 05:41 PM

I'll take the instant healing thing and go do stunts for a living

twinkley 05-11-2009 06:47 PM

The ability to "talk" to machines - ala "rebel" in heroes - then I would know BEFORE my hard drive fails next time!

twinkley

Spunky 05-11-2009 06:51 PM

I want to fly like a eagle

mmcfadden 05-11-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15842148)
The only thing that speed reading does for me is increase how much money I spend on books a month.

To explain it more fully I mean to be able to learn anything at anytime. Be able to speak any language almost instantly, build anything ect. Instant knowledge, comprehension and understanding. Knowledge is power.

Did you ever hear about the lady who had a photographic memory and could never forget anything?? I mean nothing... she remembered every detail like it was 2 seconds ago. She couldn't sleep, was neurotic, never a peaceful time.

That is the extreme though :2 cents:

Si 05-11-2009 07:12 PM

being able to make certain body parts invisible so I could walk round as a cock, ass or just on leg just for the fucking fun of it!

And if someone tries catching you just go completely invisible and fuck off to return again another day

:thumbsup

qxm 05-11-2009 07:24 PM

my nephew told me he wanted to be Sylar when he grows up.... needless to say I am cutting ties with him asap! .... lol

mmcfadden 05-11-2009 07:28 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15843224)
being able to make certain body parts invisible so I could walk round as a cock, ass or just on leg just for the fucking fun of it!

And if someone tries catching you just go completely invisible and fuck off to return again another day

:thumbsup

If you made your body parts invisible except cock... so you could walk round as a cock... do you really think anybody would ever see it :2 cents: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jk bro

SilentKnight 05-11-2009 07:57 PM

Omnipotence - my needs are few. :1orglaugh


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