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For the record you can NOT get the swineflu from eating pork
That is a fact.
Seems certain whole countries need to get a clue about it. Also: http://www.netwellness.org/healthtop...demic/pork.cfm Root origin of swine flu explored: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2...sh-origin.html Speaking of origins, one guy named "ChevyNovaLover" posted this little gem on a mainstream board where people were saying it could be contracted by touching raw pork... "Everyone needs to get their facts straight. Swine flu isn't anything new. It's been around hundreds of years. It's a sexually transmitted virus that originated via intercourse between humans and cerdo (spanish for swine). This immoral behavior is practiced often in Mexico and folklore has linked it to Montezuma's Revenge, as he too practiced human/cerdo sex. It has been contained by Mexico's borders for so long by basic anatomy. A swine's male reproductive organ is cork-screw shaped, as is the females vagina. Mexicans are the only other species with this same cork-screw shaped reproductive organs, thus this has contained the virus within Mexico's borders. Until recently, gay human/cerdo sex was unheard of. Now, it's becoming more common, thus allowing the virus to spread by non-Mexican men having intercourse with male swine (the male swine's rectum is not cork-screw shaped)." ![]()
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well duhhhhhhhh
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Yes and no. Yes it should be obvious since it behaves and is transmitted just like any other flu,
but no because there are a ton of people out there who are now staying away from buying or eating pork. Ignorance is no excuse for not eating bacon. ![]()
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what if i kiss a pig?
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Possibly.
If it sneezes during the kiss, probably. Will you be using tongue?
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in other news.. bacon is stupid cheap at the market!
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Will be checking that out later this afternoon.
Grocery day today. I'm also craving a big feed of bbq pork chops.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Whats the weather out like in winni CD?
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This is not what the guy at the beef marketing board told me...
He said eating anything BUT beef for all meals will kill you. |
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noted ;)
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It's a human to human illness. Lets ban humans.
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Depends on where you kiss it. I'd stick to the ass to be safe...
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the local Air Force base's commissary just had a huge sale on pork products...grandfather is retired Army so he has base access privileges. He hooked it up!
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