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CDSmith 05-04-2009 08:49 AM

For the record you can NOT get the swineflu from eating pork
 
That is a fact.
Quote:

U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack confirmed the Alberta incident will not change American trade policies on Canadian pork, and stressed there is "no justification" for bans since the virus is not food-borne.

"Some countries have imposed a ban on North American pork and swine products without scientifically justifiable evidence to support their actions," he said. "We urge these countries to base their decisions on sound science."
http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/cana...36876-sun.html


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"There is absolutely no risk whatsoever of consumers catching swine flu from eating pork," said a spokesman. "This is a respiratory air-borne illness."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/sw...-infected.html


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You can get swine flu from eating pork, bacon or other pig products.
FALSE, FALSE and FALSE! Memories of sick Thai picnickers are still fresh in many people?s minds from the bird-flu outbreak, so many people assume that with swine flu, you can catch it from eating pig products. Not true, say both the WHO and CDC:

?Swine influenza has not been shown to be transmissible to people through eating properly handled and prepared pork (pig meat) or other products derived from pigs. The swine influenza virus is killed by cooking temperatures of 160°F/70°C corresponding to the general guidance for the preparation of pork and other meat,? the WHO reports on its Web site.

Bacon lovers, rejoice!
http://www.cnbc.com/id/30441225



Seems certain whole countries need to get a clue about it.


Also:
http://www.netwellness.org/healthtop...demic/pork.cfm
Root origin of swine flu explored: http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2...sh-origin.html

Speaking of origins, one guy named "ChevyNovaLover" posted this little gem on a mainstream board where people were saying it could be contracted by touching raw pork...

"Everyone needs to get their facts straight. Swine flu isn't anything new. It's been around hundreds of years. It's a sexually transmitted virus that originated via intercourse between humans and cerdo (spanish for swine). This immoral behavior is practiced often in Mexico and folklore has linked it to Montezuma's Revenge, as he too practiced human/cerdo sex. It has been contained by Mexico's borders for so long by basic anatomy. A swine's male reproductive organ is cork-screw shaped, as is the females vagina. Mexicans are the only other species with this same cork-screw shaped reproductive organs, thus this has contained the virus within Mexico's borders. Until recently, gay human/cerdo sex was unheard of. Now, it's becoming more common, thus allowing the virus to spread by non-Mexican men having intercourse with male swine (the male swine's rectum is not cork-screw shaped)."

:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 05-04-2009 08:51 AM

well duhhhhhhhh

CDSmith 05-04-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15816972)
well duhhhhhhhh

Yes and no. Yes it should be obvious since it behaves and is transmitted just like any other flu,

but no because there are a ton of people out there who are now staying away from buying or eating pork.

Ignorance is no excuse for not eating bacon. :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 05-04-2009 08:59 AM

what if i kiss a pig?

CDSmith 05-04-2009 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15816997)
what if i kiss a pig?

Possibly.

If it sneezes during the kiss, probably.

Will you be using tongue?

_Richard_ 05-04-2009 09:21 AM

in other news.. bacon is stupid cheap at the market!

CDSmith 05-04-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15817074)
in other news.. bacon is stupid cheap at the market!

Will be checking that out later this afternoon.

Grocery day today.

I'm also craving a big feed of bbq pork chops.

JFK 05-04-2009 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15817048)
Possibly.

If it sneezes during the kiss, probably.

Will you be using tongue?

Yeah, I heard it was the tounging that does it :helpme

MetaMan 05-04-2009 10:41 AM

Whats the weather out like in winni CD?

Twistys Tim 05-04-2009 10:47 AM

This is not what the guy at the beef marketing board told me...

He said eating anything BUT beef for all meals will kill you.

Kron 05-04-2009 11:03 AM

noted ;)

Tom_PM 05-04-2009 11:08 AM

It's a human to human illness. Lets ban humans.

Scott McD 05-04-2009 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15816997)
what if i kiss a pig?

Depends on where you kiss it. I'd stick to the ass to be safe...

CDSmith 05-04-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15817367)
Whats the weather out like in winni CD?

It's raining pork here.


http://www.wunderground.com/global/s...ck=htmlSticker

DrChango 05-04-2009 11:56 AM

the local Air Force base's commissary just had a huge sale on pork products...grandfather is retired Army so he has base access privileges. He hooked it up!


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