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p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:39 PM

answer any questions about anal sex,oral sex,fisting,bukkake, and making brownies(yes the real kind, nothing sick or obscene).

NetRodent · 11-19-2002, 11:40 PM

Why are brownie pans square?

Pipecrew · 11-19-2002, 11:41 PM

My question is, do you think you will get over 30 posts before getting banned? yet again

p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Why are brownie pans square?

as you can see here:
http://www.kitchenconservatory.com/cakepans.htm

square brownies are easy to stack and keep organized. They look nicer, and hold their form better vs a round pan.. How do you know where to begin cutting the brownies? you dont. I would rather eat something with 4 sides more than something with only 1 side.

thanks for calling.

p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
My question is, do you think you will get over 30 posts before getting banned? yet again

sorry, scammers from russia and canada are not allowd to ask questions on this thread.

Spunkyed · 11-19-2002, 11:44 PM

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spunky
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

none.(you must eat your way to the tootsie part)
thank you for calling.

clickpimp · 11-19-2002, 11:46 PM

i love this shit.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-19-2002, 11:46 PM

what will your next handle be?

p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
what will your next handle be?

p)mpdog.
thanks for calling.

stevo · 11-19-2002, 11:49 PM

When you participate in Bukkakes do you give or receive?

p(mpdog · 11-19-2002, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevo
When you participate in Bukkakes do you give or receive?

If you understood how a bukkake party was done.. you would know that everyone gives and recives.. Its a nasty job.. and we ALL share it.
I might however enjoy recieving it more than others.. but hey*shrugs*.. we all have our fetishes.

thanks for calling.

rdunn404 · 11-20-2002, 12:20 AM

Over the past few months you've tried to go from Arnold in Terminator to Arnold in Twins. With your ban rate still as high as ever, do you have plans to return to the old P)mpD0g? Or is this the kinder gentler 'turn the other cheek when they ban me again' version? Thanks in advance for your reply!

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
Over the past few months you've tried to go from Arnold in Terminator to Arnold in Twins. With your ban rate still as high as ever, do you have plans to return to the old P)mpD0g? Or is this the kinder gentler 'turn the other cheek when they ban me again' version? Thanks in advance for your reply!

If they released the original pimpdog.. I would snatch it back in a second.. better yet. I would PAY to get that nick back. But it doesnt seem like any of the gfy admins give a fuck. So I make due with what i have.

As far as your arnold comment goes.. Im confused on what you are implying.. If you have followed the pimpdog saga, you would know that pimpdog has been pretty damn good for the last 5 months atleast. I am just a victim.

thanks for calling.

picpile · 11-20-2002, 12:29 AM

why is spunky so gay?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by picpile
why is spunky so gay?

lol

well, from what i understand he is married(to a woman) and I dont think he has homosexual thoughts(that i am aware of).

thanks for calling.

rip raster · 11-20-2002, 12:31 AM

MMMMMMMMMMMMasrhMellow Brownies

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by rip raster
MMMMMMMMMMMMasrhMellow Brownies

sir, we are live on the air.. do you have a question?

picpile · 11-20-2002, 12:33 AM

why is spunky's wife larger then a mac truck?

rip raster · 11-20-2002, 12:35 AM

Just comenting on how much I like Marshmellow Brownies MMMMMMMMMMMM

rip raster · 11-20-2002, 12:35 AM

Even better with a Little CROWN ROYAL !!!!!!!!!!!

Spunkyed · 11-20-2002, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by picpile
why is spunky's wife larger then a mac truck?

Why is it everytime i see liver at the grocery store, i think about your mom?

NetRodent · 11-20-2002, 12:42 AM

Why do people contaminate perfectly good brownies with nuts? Are they just careless while baking them or is it some sinister plot to irk my tastebuds?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Why do people contaminate perfectly good brownies with nuts? Are they just careless while baking them or is it some sinister plot to irk my tastebuds?

That is a prefectly valid question. And I will tell you why!
Nuts are bland, and offer little flavor, BUT.. they offer substance and texture to an otherwise 'smooth' food. Kind of like nuts in a cookie, or sesame sp*? seeds on a bun, or something of that nature.. There is no real reason for nuts in a brownie.. just texture unfortunately.

thanks for calling.

tree · 11-20-2002, 12:54 AM

????? how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? ?????

minimouse · 11-20-2002, 12:56 AM

rdunn404 · 11-20-2002, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p(mpdog

If they released the original pimpdog.. I would snatch it back in a second.. better yet. I would PAY to get that nick back. But it doesnt seem like any of the gfy admins give a fuck. So I make due with what i have.

As far as your arnold comment goes.. Im confused on what you are implying.. If you have followed the pimpdog saga, you would know that pimpdog has been pretty damn good for the last 5 months atleast. I am just a victim.

thanks for calling.

Yeah that's what I meant....
Arnold in Terminator - badass looking for trouble
Arnold in Twins - chilled out type of guy

Mutt · 11-20-2002, 01:02 AM

i enjoy the pimpdog. he is amusing.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-20-2002, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p(mpdog

sorry, scammers from russia and canada are not allowd to ask questions on this thread.

Hey I'm canadian! So I'm not allowed to ask questions?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
????? how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? ?????

already been asked sir.
thanks for calling.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-20-2002, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p(mpdog

already been asked sir.
thanks for calling.

Well I guess my question went unanswered because I am canadian eh pimpdog

[The Leader] · 11-20-2002, 01:19 AM

Why do you cry when people call you on shit, saying they should show proof or shut up, but then accuse people like Drewkole and now I guess Pipecrew of things that are obviously not true?

er this questions is about brownies

Jimbo · 11-20-2002, 01:23 AM

whats the best brownie receipy?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Hey I'm canadian! So I'm not allowed to ask questions?

I said SCAMMERS. Not cute blonde girls

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
Why do you cry when people call you on shit, saying they should show proof or shut up, but then accuse people like Drewkole and now I guess Pipecrew of things that are obviously not true?

er this questions is about brownies

you are a hater. I dont like haters.

click.

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo
whats the best brownie receipy?

Betty crocker makes tons of bad ass brownie mixes.

thanks fro calling.

[The Leader] · 11-20-2002, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p(mpdog

you are a hater. I dont like haters.

click.

LOL, yeah I guess I am a douche bad hater, I'd say that's pretty accurate.

I could care less about anything you say, I just find it funny how you cry like a school girl every time the shit slings the other way.

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]

LOL, yeah I guess I am a douche bad hater, I'd say that's pretty accurate.

I could care less about anything you say, I just find it funny how you cry like a school girl every time the shit slings the other way.

please stop calling stalker.

click.

[The Leader] · 11-20-2002, 01:50 AM

sniff, if you'd just answer the damn phone and talk to me, I know we can work things out

DarkJedi · 11-20-2002, 02:17 AM

My questions is: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
My questions is: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

crapping their pants.

thanks for calling.

DarkJedi · 11-20-2002, 02:29 AM

thats a wrong answer. you dont know shit.

the true answer is: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

rip raster · 11-20-2002, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Why do people contaminate perfectly good brownies with nuts? Are they just careless while baking them or is it some sinister plot to irk my tastebuds?

Ya FUCK theNUTS DOUBLE MARSHMELLOWS!!!!!!!!

Gman.357 · 11-20-2002, 02:50 AM

Hello, I'd like to know why my dog insists on humping me, when all I ever want from him is sexless love.

Hooterdog · 11-20-2002, 03:14 AM

<BR>
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

why does that make my head whirl?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
Hello, I'd like to know why my dog insists on humping me, when all I ever want from him is sexless love.

I have 1st hand experience with this problem. I have a 1yr old femal dog, and she insists on humping my leg. I asked the vet why SHE would hump my leg.. And the vets response was really quite simple. Now depending on your dogs age they normally hump between ages 6mo-2yrs old.. but their sexual peek is around 1 - 1 1/2 yrs old. The sex of the dog doesnt matter, and neither does nutured or spayed sp*? . Even after my dogs operation, she was just as horny for me than ever before. It all comes down to nature, and the will to live and reproduce.. pretty much liek any animal. Now you might ask: How do I stop my dog from humping my leg?.. Well, thats easy. get the dog tired, play with it, run it, chase it, make it fetch a stick or some crap. If you sat around all day and were bored off your ass, wouldnt you try and get laid to kill some time? or rub one out to kill time? sure you would, I know i do. That is really all the dog is doing... killing time, and trying to reproduce.. Its just instinct.

hope that helped.

thanks for calling.

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooterdog
<BR>
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

why does that make my head whirl?

thats a trick question. Infact the top statement is true. the bottom is false because the top statement is true.. You cant have 2 false positives.. so only 1 can be right..
now im confused.
lol

thanks for calling.

theking · 11-20-2002, 03:25 AM

Do you still intend to humiliate DrewKole at the convention?

p(mpdog · 11-20-2002, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Do you still intend to humiliate DrewKole at the convention?

I can neither confirm or deny that congressman.

thanks for calling.

11-19-2002, 11:39 PM	#1
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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	thats a wrong answer. you dont know shit. the true answer is: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.

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