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Old 11-20-2002, 03:17 AM  
p(mpdog
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Originally posted by Gman.357
Hello, I'd like to know why my dog insists on humping me, when all I ever want from him is sexless love.
I have 1st hand experience with this problem. I have a 1yr old femal dog, and she insists on humping my leg. I asked the vet why SHE would hump my leg.. And the vets response was really quite simple. Now depending on your dogs age they normally hump between ages 6mo-2yrs old.. but their sexual peek is around 1 - 1 1/2 yrs old. The sex of the dog doesnt matter, and neither does nutured or spayed sp*? . Even after my dogs operation, she was just as horny for me than ever before. It all comes down to nature, and the will to live and reproduce.. pretty much liek any animal. Now you might ask: How do I stop my dog from humping my leg?.. Well, thats easy. get the dog tired, play with it, run it, chase it, make it fetch a stick or some crap. If you sat around all day and were bored off your ass, wouldnt you try and get laid to kill some time? or rub one out to kill time? sure you would, I know i do. That is really all the dog is doing... killing time, and trying to reproduce.. Its just instinct.


hope that helped.


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