Typo or imbecile? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 03-03-2009, 12:29 AM

Girl looking for work. here is what she writes

I am your typical girl next store. I am blonde with hazel eyes, perfect smile, extremely intelligent, very sweet, and very charming. I have a belly button ring, no tattoos, and no scars.

pixovore · 03-03-2009, 12:36 AM

I lol'ed on this

burntfilm · 03-03-2009, 12:37 AM

is that for real? Well, For all intensive purposes it doesn't matter... as long as she's hot.

pornask · 03-03-2009, 12:39 AM

Well, she thinks she's extremely intelligent. I bet she's got a lower back tattoo

LiveDose · 03-03-2009, 12:39 AM

When I was growing up I used to think 'soap operas' were 'soap boppers'... lol

If she looks like any of your other finds I think we can let it slide...

Iron Fist · 03-03-2009, 12:39 AM

Is it better if they are dumb as bricks?

Mutt · 03-03-2009, 12:58 AM

everybody has words/phrases like that.

until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose'

my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts'

but girl next store ............

420 · 03-03-2009, 01:00 AM

she works in a mall I presume

J. Falcon · 03-03-2009, 05:43 AM

I already want to fuck her.

HorseShit · 03-03-2009, 06:44 AM

email her and ask if she has a tramp stamp

CaptainHowdy · 03-03-2009, 06:54 AM

I like that new niche... picking up girls at the store

!

seeandsee · 03-03-2009, 06:57 AM

lol omg lol

seeandsee · 03-03-2009, 06:58 AM

what bitch regged domain back in 2004?

http://www.girlnextstore.com/

DarkJedi · 03-03-2009, 07:03 AM

dude, she's blonde

give her a break

pornguy · 03-03-2009, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

everybody has words/phrases like that.

until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose'

my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts'

but girl next store ............

I think more that anything this is what is going on. Remember that her native language may NOT be english, and thats just what she hears..

When my son was first born, I walked into the bedroom and hear her singing the itchy bitchy spider to him.

bronco67 · 03-03-2009, 08:20 AM

I used to think "beck and call" was "beckoned call".

But she's just stupid. Too bad spell check doesn't work with general knowledge.

pornocruto · 03-03-2009, 09:57 AM

Did you fuck her yet?

todhunter · 03-03-2009, 10:58 AM

I thought the phrase was "next store" until I was about 6.

I stopped being confused about the phrase ("But the next store is a couple of blocks from here!") until I got it straightened out.

--t

UFGators2007 · 03-03-2009, 11:08 AM

Not a typo...she is an idiot.

Drake · 03-03-2009, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

everybody has words/phrases like that.

my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and .

Your sister wasn't entirely wrong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPqCqasLupI lol

Yngwie · 03-03-2009, 11:27 AM

it's safe to say that that's not a typo. if it had said "Girl Next Soor: than that would have been a typo, but there's no way putting "Store" instead of "Door" was a typo so imbecile it is.

03-03-2009, 12:29 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Typo or imbecile? Girl looking for work. here is what she writes I am your typical girl next store. I am blonde with hazel eyes, perfect smile, extremely intelligent, very sweet, and very charming. I have a belly button ring, no tattoos, and no scars. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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03-03-2009, 12:58 AM	#7
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	everybody has words/phrases like that. until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose' my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts' but girl next store ............ __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

03-03-2009, 01:00 AM	#8
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	she works in a mall I presume

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03-03-2009, 10:58 AM	#18
todhunter Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 152	I thought the phrase was "next store" until I was about 6. I stopped being confused about the phrase ("But the next store is a couple of blocks from here!") until I got it straightened out. --t __________________ Tod Hunter Proprietor Tod-Hunter.net Porn. Politics. Mainstream. http://tod-hunter.net tod at tod hyphen hunter dot net AIM: TodHunter

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03-03-2009, 11:27 AM	#21
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	it's safe to say that that's not a typo. if it had said "Girl Next Soor: than that would have been a typo, but there's no way putting "Store" instead of "Door" was a typo so imbecile it is. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca