Typo or imbecile?
 

Girl looking for work. here is what she writes

I am your typical girl next store. I am blonde with hazel eyes, perfect smile, extremely intelligent, very sweet, and very charming. I have a belly button ring, no tattoos, and no scars.

I lol'ed on this

is that for real? Well, For all intensive purposes it doesn't matter... as long as she's hot.
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Well, she thinks she's extremely intelligent. I bet she's got a lower back tattoo :1orglaugh

When I was growing up I used to think 'soap operas' were 'soap boppers'... lol

If she looks like any of your other finds I think we can let it slide...

Is it better if they are dumb as bricks?

everybody has words/phrases like that.

until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose'

my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts'

but girl next store ............

she works in a mall I presume

I already want to fuck her.

email her and ask if she has a tramp stamp

I like that new niche... picking up girls at the store :)!

lol omg lol

what bitch regged domain back in 2004? :)

http://www.girlnextstore.com/

dude, she's blonde

give her a break :1orglaugh

I think more that anything this is what is going on. Remember that her native language may NOT be english, and thats just what she hears..

When my son was first born, I walked into the bedroom and hear her singing the itchy bitchy spider to him.

I used to think "beck and call" was "beckoned call".

But she's just stupid. Too bad spell check doesn't work with general knowledge.

Did you fuck her yet?

I thought the phrase was "next store" until I was about 6.

I stopped being confused about the phrase ("But the next store is a couple of blocks from here!") until I got it straightened out.

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Not a typo...she is an idiot.

Your sister wasn't entirely wrong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPqCqasLupI lol

it's safe to say that that's not a typo. if it had said "Girl Next Soor: than that would have been a typo, but there's no way putting "Store" instead of "Door" was a typo so imbecile it is.