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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Typo or imbecile?

    Girl looking for work. here is what she writes

    I am your typical girl next store. I am blonde with hazel eyes, perfect smile, extremely intelligent, very sweet, and very charming. I have a belly button ring, no tattoos, and no scars.
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  • pixovore
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    • May 2005
    • 1128

    #2
    I lol'ed on this
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    • burntfilm
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2008
      • 972

      #3
      is that for real? Well, For all intensive purposes it doesn't matter... as long as she's hot.

      Sorta...

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      • pornask
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2006
        • 6518

        #4
        Well, she thinks she's extremely intelligent. I bet she's got a lower back tattoo

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        • LiveDose
          Show Yer Tits!
          • Feb 2002
          • 25792

          #5
          When I was growing up I used to think 'soap operas' were 'soap boppers'... lol

          If she looks like any of your other finds I think we can let it slide...

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          • Iron Fist
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 23400

            #6
            Is it better if they are dumb as bricks?
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            • Mutt
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2002
              • 34431

              #7
              everybody has words/phrases like that.

              until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose'

              my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts'

              but girl next store ............
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              • 420
                cuck
                • Mar 2003
                • 11571

                #8
                she works in a mall I presume
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                • J. Falcon
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                  • May 2006
                  • 31645

                  #9
                  I already want to fuck her.
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                  • HorseShit
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 17513

                    #10
                    email her and ask if she has a tramp stamp

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94741

                      #11
                      I like that new niche... picking up girls at the store !

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                      • seeandsee
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 50945

                        #12
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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945

                          #13
                          what bitch regged domain back in 2004?

                          http://www.girlnextstore.com/
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                          • DarkJedi
                            No Refunds Issued.
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 28301

                            #14
                            dude, she's blonde

                            give her a break

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                            • pornguy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 62912

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mutt
                              everybody has words/phrases like that.

                              until i was way into my twenties - i used to think it was 'for all intensive purpose' until somebody corrected me that it was 'for all intent and purpose'

                              my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and on game shows at the end the announcer would tell the losing contestant that there were some 'lovely parting gifts' - she thought it was 'party gifts'

                              but girl next store ............
                              I think more that anything this is what is going on. Remember that her native language may NOT be english, and thats just what she hears..

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                              • bronco67
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 29032

                                #16
                                I used to think "beck and call" was "beckoned call".

                                But she's just stupid. Too bad spell check doesn't work with general knowledge.

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                                • pornocruto
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                                  • Jan 2009
                                  • 1308

                                  #17
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                                  • todhunter
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                                    • May 2007
                                    • 152

                                    #18
                                    I thought the phrase was "next store" until I was about 6.

                                    I stopped being confused about the phrase ("But the next store is a couple of blocks from here!") until I got it straightened out.

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                                    • UFGators2007
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2007
                                      • 1739

                                      #19
                                      Not a typo...she is an idiot.
                                      "I use the Google to pull up maps."

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                                      • Drake
                                        Hello world!
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12508

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mutt
                                        everybody has words/phrases like that.

                                        my sister used to say 'it's a doggy dog world' instead of 'dog eat dog world' and .
                                        Your sister wasn't entirely wrong.

                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPqCqasLupI lol

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                                        • Yngwie
                                          I am an Alien from space
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 11118

                                          #21
                                          it's safe to say that that's not a typo. if it had said "Girl Next Soor: than that would have been a typo, but there's no way putting "Store" instead of "Door" was a typo so imbecile it is.
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