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See a sexy girl at the gym... what to do??
what do you do when walking next to a hot girl at the gym on the treadmill? i wanted to say hi but just seems weird... options and thoughts please.
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take your shirt off and stand in front threadmill and start flexing
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Leave her the fuck alone. That's what civilized guys do at the gym.
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![]() ![]() I'd walk by her, flash her a smile and then grab a treadmill nearby. But don't interrupt the workout...wait to say hi when you guys are crossing paths or near the water fountain. That's what I wish dudes would do at my gym! ![]()
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many women want to goto the gym and get the fuck out when they are done. Pick them up at the bars
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Get your rape kit.
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Just walk up to her and say that you are a movie producer and that she would be perfect for a role in your upcoming blockbuster..
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ya she came up next to me and started walking when literally 20 treadmills to my left were open. that gave me a feeling she feels comfortable next to me.. so how DO i say hello..
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Just say "Hi" naturally.
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2 type of girls show up to the gym
1. shows up with almost no makeup, hair pulled back, some worn out pants or non matching outfit, no watch no designer bag, works out never pulls out her phone 2 girl shows up, all done up, designer bag, hair is done, outfit is amazing, every 6 minutes shes on the phone or texting or whatever girl #2 is almost always on the hunt, and its ok if you talk to her, after all she pretty much is done up like she would be going to a club
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Then take off you pants, start masterbating, and say 'Hey Baby'...
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Er, no.
Somebody doesn't get it. Eyes front, buster. The older I get, the more irritated I am with the whole predator/horndog mode that young men seem stuck in. It's just not necessary and it's often unwelcome. Go to your gym. Do your workout. Keep your hands and your googley-eyes to yourself. Smile nicely when smiled at, nod politely in the event of what seems like mutual eye contact. If there's a woman who interests you that you've got a chance at, eventually she'll speak to you. Take it from there. Meanwhile, you're not making the women at your gym feel like prey. Odds are, this will be noticed, and count in your favor; gentlemen always win in the end. It's true that sometimes extremely young women will fall for the aggressive pursuit routine, but by the time they've been around that block a few times, they're tired of the bullshit. And unless you're at a meat market gym, they don't want your attention, that's not why they are there. |
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Whats a 'Gym' ?
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Tell her you know Boneprone. It gets the juices flowing every time
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girls want guys with confidence, not some guy whos going to sit in the corner and wait for a girl to come to him. if another girl sees you and another girl talking shes going to want you twice as bad as she would if she saw you all by yourself.
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i am
1. shows up with almost no makeup, hair pulled back, some worn out pants or non matching outfit, no watch no designer bag, works out never pulls out her phone beemk dont bother to comment .... |
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At least that's how it is for the gals whose priority is the workout, not the chase -- they're the ones dressed in practical gym gear and leave their bags, phones and jewelry in the locker room. ![]()
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why the fuck would u put on makeup dress all fancy dancy and talk on the phone at the Gym ??
I feel sad for those insecure chicks .. |
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terrible idea.
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I know what NOT to do.
Last night I was at the gym and this guy started talking to some girl and they made their way to the free weights. He grabbed both 100lb dumbells and sat down to do a shoulder press and couldn't even do one, it was so obvious he never works out with that much weight. Then he acts all angry and says something about this place is making him feel weak. The girl was actually nice and played along at least but the rest of us were sort of snickering at him. It was embarrassing just to watch.
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More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.
How Do You Open: 1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed. 2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat) Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold |
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maybe ask her if you have seen her on TheRealWorkout.com
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most people, including women, want to be left the fuck alone at the gym. They're there to workout, not to be picked up.
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Let me end your dilemma...
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I saw this on TV once...
Guy on tread mill, going relatively slow. Girl arrives, gets on treadmill next to him, starts jogging, medium speed. Guy looks over at her, turns up speed on his treadmill, then looks as if challenging her to go faster. She turns hers up without looking at him. He turns his up. Now he's running. She turns hers up, still showing no sign of tiring. He turns his up, last five seconds and flies off the back of the thing, crashing into the wall. Lays there unmoving. Girl gets off treadmill, goes to check the guy to see if he's okay. And voila, he's in. :D Or you could just say hello.
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i dont' talk to women in the gym. they aren't there for dick, they're there to lose their fat ass.
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