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B-Eazy 02-27-2009 01:36 PM

See a sexy girl at the gym... what to do??
 
what do you do when walking next to a hot girl at the gym on the treadmill? i wanted to say hi but just seems weird... options and thoughts please.

Juicy D. Links 02-27-2009 01:43 PM

take your shirt off and stand in front threadmill and start flexing

Forkbeard 02-27-2009 01:44 PM

Leave her the fuck alone. That's what civilized guys do at the gym.

Ahoddie 02-27-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15559618)
take your shirt off and stand in front threadmill and start flexing

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'd walk by her, flash her a smile and then grab a treadmill nearby. But don't interrupt the workout...wait to say hi when you guys are crossing paths or near the water fountain.

That's what I wish dudes would do at my gym! :)

starpimps 02-27-2009 01:45 PM

many women want to goto the gym and get the fuck out when they are done. Pick them up at the bars

alias 02-27-2009 01:46 PM

Get your rape kit.

Ahoddie 02-27-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559620)
Leave her the fuck alone. That's what civilized guys do at the gym.

That works, too. :thumbsup

NaughtyRob 02-27-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559620)
Leave her the fuck alone. That's what civilized guys do at the gym.

Yep, just take a look and enjoy.

RoCkMaN 02-27-2009 01:52 PM

Just walk up to her and say that you are a movie producer and that she would be perfect for a role in your upcoming blockbuster..

B-Eazy 02-27-2009 01:53 PM

ya she came up next to me and started walking when literally 20 treadmills to my left were open. that gave me a feeling she feels comfortable next to me.. so how DO i say hello..

alias 02-27-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Eazy (Post 15559655)
ya she came up next to me and started walking when literally 20 treadmills to my left were open. that gave me a feeling she feels comfortable next to me.. so how DO i say hello..

Just say "Hi" naturally.

EscortBiz 02-27-2009 01:55 PM

2 type of girls show up to the gym

1. shows up with almost no makeup, hair pulled back, some worn out pants or non matching outfit, no watch no designer bag, works out never pulls out her phone

2 girl shows up, all done up, designer bag, hair is done, outfit is amazing, every 6 minutes shes on the phone or texting or whatever

girl #2 is almost always on the hunt, and its ok if you talk to her, after all she pretty much is done up like she would be going to a club

CurrentlySober 02-27-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15559618)
take your shirt off and stand in front threadmill and start flexing

Then take off you pants, start masterbating, and say 'Hey Baby'...

EscortBiz 02-27-2009 01:56 PM

in addition post a pic of you and a pic of her and we will let you know whats if anything shes looking at

to many men out there are convinced every girl wants them

RoCkMaN 02-27-2009 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 15559666)
Then take off you pants, start masterbating, and say 'Hey Baby'...


Coming from you I'm surprised you didn't tell him to start poooing..

PR_Sebas 02-27-2009 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15559663)
2 type of girls show up to the gym

1. shows up with almost no makeup, hair pulled back, some worn out pants or non matching outfit, no watch no designer bag, works out never pulls out her phone

2 girl shows up, all done up, designer bag, hair is done, outfit is amazing, every 6 minutes shes on the phone or texting or whatever

girl #2 is almost always on the hunt, and its ok if you talk to her, after all she pretty much is done up like she would be going to a club

Pretty much what I was thinking

Forkbeard 02-27-2009 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 15559651)
Yep, just take a look and enjoy.

Er, no.

Somebody doesn't get it. Eyes front, buster.

The older I get, the more irritated I am with the whole predator/horndog mode that young men seem stuck in. It's just not necessary and it's often unwelcome.

Go to your gym. Do your workout. Keep your hands and your googley-eyes to yourself. Smile nicely when smiled at, nod politely in the event of what seems like mutual eye contact.

If there's a woman who interests you that you've got a chance at, eventually she'll speak to you. Take it from there.

Meanwhile, you're not making the women at your gym feel like prey. Odds are, this will be noticed, and count in your favor; gentlemen always win in the end. It's true that sometimes extremely young women will fall for the aggressive pursuit routine, but by the time they've been around that block a few times, they're tired of the bullshit. And unless you're at a meat market gym, they don't want your attention, that's not why they are there.

CurrentlySober 02-27-2009 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RoCkMaN (Post 15559673)
Coming from you I'm surprised you didn't tell him to start poooing..


Dont be silly ! You wouldnt want to freak her out would you ?

Besides... You gotta leave something special for the second date... :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 02-27-2009 02:02 PM

Whats a 'Gym' ?

Machete_ 02-27-2009 02:03 PM

Tell her you know Boneprone. It gets the juices flowing every time

RyuLion 02-27-2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 15559623)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'd walk by her, flash her a smile and then grab a treadmill nearby. But don't interrupt the workout...wait to say hi when you guys are crossing paths or near the water fountain.

That's what I wish dudes would do at my gym! :)

you tell them girl!:2 cents:

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559696)
Er, no.

Somebody doesn't get it. Eyes front, buster.

The older I get, the more irritated I am with the whole predator/horndog mode that young men seem stuck in. It's just not necessary and it's often unwelcome.

Go to your gym. Do your workout. Keep your hands and your googley-eyes to yourself. Smile nicely when smiled at, nod politely in the event of what seems like mutual eye contact.

If there's a woman who interests you that you've got a chance at, eventually she'll speak to you. Take it from there.

Meanwhile, you're not making the women at your gym feel like prey. Odds are, this will be noticed, and count in your favor; gentlemen always win in the end. It's true that sometimes extremely young women will fall for the aggressive pursuit routine, but by the time they've been around that block a few times, they're tired of the bullshit. And unless you're at a meat market gym, they don't want your attention, that's not why they are there.

Have fun with that gentleman thing.

Hope the celibacy works out for you.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-27-2009 02:12 PM

Stalk her.

beemk 02-27-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559696)
Er, no.

Somebody doesn't get it. Eyes front, buster.

The older I get, the more irritated I am with the whole predator/horndog mode that young men seem stuck in. It's just not necessary and it's often unwelcome.

Go to your gym. Do your workout. Keep your hands and your googley-eyes to yourself. Smile nicely when smiled at, nod politely in the event of what seems like mutual eye contact.

If there's a woman who interests you that you've got a chance at, eventually she'll speak to you. Take it from there.

Meanwhile, you're not making the women at your gym feel like prey. Odds are, this will be noticed, and count in your favor; gentlemen always win in the end. It's true that sometimes extremely young women will fall for the aggressive pursuit routine, but by the time they've been around that block a few times, they're tired of the bullshit. And unless you're at a meat market gym, they don't want your attention, that's not why they are there.

what kinda pansy shit is that? grow some balls. guys that wait for girls to come to them will get laid 1/10th of the time they normally would. if you want something in life you have to go out and get it.

girls want guys with confidence, not some guy whos going to sit in the corner and wait for a girl to come to him. if another girl sees you and another girl talking shes going to want you twice as bad as she would if she saw you all by yourself.

webgurl 02-27-2009 02:16 PM

i am
1. shows up with almost no makeup, hair pulled back, some worn out pants or non matching outfit, no watch no designer bag, works out never pulls out her phone


beemk dont bother to comment ....

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk (Post 15559764)
what kinda pansy shit is that? grow some balls. guys that wait for girls to come to them will get laid 1/10th of the time they normally would. if you want something in life you have to go out and get it.

girls want guys with confidence, not some guy whos going to sit in the corner and wait for a girl to come to him. if another girl sees you and another girl talking shes going to want you twice as bad as she would if she saw you all by yourself.

Shhhh.

More pussy for us.

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 15559777)
beemk dont bother to comment ....

Hahahahahahahahah. GurlOWN3D.

Ahoddie 02-27-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559696)
Go to your gym. Do your workout. Keep your hands and your googley-eyes to yourself. Smile nicely when smiled at, nod politely in the event of what seems like mutual eye contact.

If there's a woman who interests you that you've got a chance at, eventually she'll speak to you. Take it from there.

I guarantee that, usually, if the chick shows interest in response to a smile or mutual eye contact, she's going to keep on doing her workout and wait for the dude to speak first.

At least that's how it is for the gals whose priority is the workout, not the chase -- they're the ones dressed in practical gym gear and leave their bags, phones and jewelry in the locker room. :)

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559696)
It's true that sometimes extremely young women will fall for the aggressive pursuit routine, but by the time they've been around that block a few times, they're tired of the bullshit.

Well if there's anything I'd rather have than an extremely young woman it's an older one that's 'been around the block a few times'.

[/heavy sarcasm]

webgurl 02-27-2009 02:20 PM

why the fuck would u put on makeup dress all fancy dancy and talk on the phone at the Gym ??
I feel sad for those insecure chicks ..

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 15559786)
I guarantee that, usually, if the chick shows interest in response to a smile or mutual eye contact, she's going to keep on doing her workout and wait for the dude to speak first.

At least that's how it is for the gals whose priority is the workout, not the chase -- they're the ones dressed in practical gym gear and leave their bags, phones and jewelry in the locker room. :)

Where do you stand on playful jog-bra snapping?

Achmed's Wife Halimah 02-27-2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Forkbeard (Post 15559620)
Leave her the fuck alone. That's what civilized guys do at the gym.



yes Halimah agree with you. Only Loser dudes start chatting it up blah blah

Ahoddie 02-27-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 15559807)
Where do you stand on playful jog-bra snapping?

terrible idea.

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by XBIZAnne (Post 15559821)
terrible idea.

Wet blanket.

420 02-27-2009 02:26 PM

squeeze her boob

mynameisjim 02-27-2009 02:28 PM

I know what NOT to do.

Last night I was at the gym and this guy started talking to some girl and they made their way to the free weights. He grabbed both 100lb dumbells and sat down to do a shoulder press and couldn't even do one, it was so obvious he never works out with that much weight. Then he acts all angry and says something about this place is making him feel weak. The girl was actually nice and played along at least but the rest of us were sort of snickering at him.

It was embarrassing just to watch.

RamsesPickUp 02-27-2009 02:30 PM

More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.

How Do You Open:

1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold

Paper_Amar 02-27-2009 02:31 PM

maybe ask her if you have seen her on TheRealWorkout.com :)

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RamsesPickUp (Post 15559851)
More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.

How Do You Open:

1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold

Better than nothing but you're way off base man.

jimmy-3-way 02-27-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Paper_Amar (Post 15559857)
maybe ask her if you have seen her on TheRealWorkout.com :)

Best thread jack EVER.

B-Eazy 02-27-2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RamsesPickUp (Post 15559851)
More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.

How Do You Open:

1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold

Good job, sounds decent. its all about the approach.

badmunchkin 02-27-2009 04:33 PM

most people, including women, want to be left the fuck alone at the gym. They're there to workout, not to be picked up.

seeandsee 02-27-2009 04:51 PM

abuse her!

lofasz 02-27-2009 04:52 PM

Let me end your dilemma...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Eazy (Post 15559655)
ya she came up next to me and started walking when literally 20 treadmills to my left were open. that gave me a feeling she feels comfortable next to me.. so how DO i say hello..

Look her right in the eyes and say:

"Nice shoes, wanna FUCK?"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-27-2009 04:54 PM

follow her home...
http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk...m%20bottle.jpg

webair 02-27-2009 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 15559626)
Get your rape kit.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

stalkers!

d-null 02-27-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RamsesPickUp (Post 15559851)
More than 90% of the time women will never make the first move in an interaction. If she moved so that she was in close proximity with you and flashed you a smile, that there are 2 indicators of interest. That means she wants you.

How Do You Open:

1. It's during the day so you can do a direct approach. Tell her that she looks good, most girls at the gym have a low sense of self appearance (no makeup, sweats etc..) so this will be well welcomed.

2. Ask for her opinion on something, be creative could relate to anything around you or things in the neighbourhood (ie, good place to eat)

Whatever you do avoid small talk, say whatever you say with confidence and you're good as gold

this is guaranteed FAIL when the guy has no game to back it up, things will get awkward in a big hurry and it will turn into a situation where they both hope that they don't run into each other at the gym any day after that


Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin
most people, including women, want to be left the fuck alone at the gym. They're there to workout, not to be picked up.

I think that is true mostly, and then there are the girls that you think are alone and then the boyfriend shows up an hour later from across the gym. I think the best bet if you have a bit of confidence are when you see a couple of girls together, they are often single and the situation is more casual for them.

CDSmith 02-27-2009 05:31 PM

I saw this on TV once...

Guy on tread mill, going relatively slow.
Girl arrives, gets on treadmill next to him, starts jogging, medium speed.
Guy looks over at her, turns up speed on his treadmill, then looks as if challenging her to go faster.
She turns hers up without looking at him.
He turns his up. Now he's running.
She turns hers up, still showing no sign of tiring.
He turns his up, last five seconds and flies off the back of the thing, crashing into the wall. Lays there unmoving.
Girl gets off treadmill, goes to check the guy to see if he's okay.

And voila, he's in. :D



Or you could just say hello.

seeric 02-27-2009 05:52 PM

i dont' talk to women in the gym. they aren't there for dick, they're there to lose their fat ass.

Donfoolio 02-27-2009 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Eazy (Post 15559655)
ya she came up next to me and started walking when literally 20 treadmills to my left were open. that gave me a feeling she feels comfortable next to me.. so how DO i say hello..

ignore all the stuck ups and don't be a suck up. Next time she is around and the moment to speak is proper just say "I just wanted to say hi, you look interesting" but not in those exact words unless you're weird like I am. :1orglaugh

If you timed it properly and she began with a smile on her face that should tell you right there if you have what she wants so far. Good luck man! :thumbsup


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