I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it - GoFuckYourself.com

Carmine Raguso · 02-25-2009, 11:47 AM

I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it so I sit here semi-hunched over my desk staring at the screen with my eyes watering. I am trying with dear life to hold it in.

I should just get up and go but I hate the wiping part.

HorseShit · 02-25-2009, 11:53 AM

didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?

Carmine Raguso · 02-25-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?

No, it was a week or so ago when I thought I sharted at my desk.

I can see a pattern here

Yngwie · 02-25-2009, 12:31 PM

you need to invest in some Depends. http://www.depend.com/ ;)

porndotnet · 02-25-2009, 02:13 PM

Be careful... If you hold it long enough you will suffer from Mud butt...

DrChango · 02-25-2009, 02:28 PM

just time your deuces with your showers, then you won't have to wipe ;)

Janak · 02-25-2009, 02:34 PM

Offer someone else 50% recurring to take the shit for you.

Diomed · 02-25-2009, 02:35 PM

Connect 4.

02-25-2009, 11:47 AM	#1
Carmine Raguso So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Prescott, AZ Posts: 2,158	I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it so I sit here semi-hunched over my desk staring at the screen with my eyes watering. I am trying with dear life to hold it in. I should just get up and go but I hate the wiping part.

02-25-2009, 02:28 PM	#6
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02-25-2009, 02:34 PM	#7
Janak Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 483	Offer someone else 50% recurring to take the shit for you. __________________ My stats here.

02-25-2009, 02:35 PM	#8
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02-25-2009, 11:53 AM	#2
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?

02-25-2009, 12:31 PM	#4
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	you need to invest in some Depends. http://www.depend.com/ ;)

02-25-2009, 02:13 PM	#5
porndotnet Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 317	Be careful... If you hold it long enough you will suffer from Mud butt...