I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it
 

I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it so I sit here semi-hunched over my desk staring at the screen with my eyes watering. I am trying with dear life to hold it in.

I should just get up and go but I hate the wiping part. :(

didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?

No, it was a week or so ago when I thought I sharted at my desk. :1orglaugh

I can see a pattern here :1orglaugh

you need to invest in some Depends. http://www.depend.com/ ;)

Be careful... If you hold it long enough you will suffer from Mud butt...

just time your deuces with your showers, then you won't have to wipe ;)

Offer someone else 50% recurring to take the shit for you.

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