I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it

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  • Carmine Raguso
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2008
    • 2158
    #1

    I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it

    I have to take a shit but I am too lazy to get up and do it so I sit here semi-hunched over my desk staring at the screen with my eyes watering. I am trying with dear life to hold it in.

    I should just get up and go but I hate the wiping part.
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    • HorseShit
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 17513
      #2
      didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?

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        • Carmine Raguso
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2008
          • 2158
          #3
          Originally posted by jdavis
          didn't you do a thread like this a month ago?
          No, it was a week or so ago when I thought I sharted at my desk.

          I can see a pattern here

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            • Yngwie
              I am an Alien from space
              • May 2003
              • 11118
              #4
              you need to invest in some Depends. http://www.depend.com/ ;)
              ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                • porndotnet
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 317
                  #5
                  Be careful... If you hold it long enough you will suffer from Mud butt...

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                    • DrChango
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 938
                      #6
                      just time your deuces with your showers, then you won't have to wipe ;)
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                        • Janak
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 483
                          #7
                          Offer someone else 50% recurring to take the shit for you.
                          My stats here.

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                            • Diomed
                              Converting like it's 1999
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 6167
                              #8
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