ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? - GoFuckYourself.com

MysteryWizard · 11-25-2008, 07:22 PM

ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? by Enviromax, a Sensational Way to Help Millions of Men Have Healthier Prostate Glands

Every year, millions of men develop enlarged, inflamed, or life threatening cancerous prostate glands. Men finally have a non-invasive solution to increase circulation, and ?milk the prostate? to reduce suffering, as recommended by hundreds of medical doctors and health experts.

Alaska (PRWEB) November 26, 2008 -- Most men are expected to have some kind of prostate issue, and the longer they live, the more they are at risk. But that?s just part of the story. Doctors recommend prostate massage as preventative and therapeutic. According to Enviromax and prostatecradle.com, prostate massage is one of the oldest and most beneficial therapies, and has been prescribed by medical doctors for centuries.

Since "necessity is the mother of invention," the Prostate Cradle was invented by a Certified Massage Therapist, Adam McVay, who was inflicted with prostate health challenges. His doctors recommended prostate massage therapy. However, at the time the only prostate massagers available were invasive, requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

Adam knew there had to be a better way. After ten years of research, and guidance from medical doctors, Adam developed the first anatomically correct, non-invasive prostate massager.

The Prostate Cradle is easy to use, as users simply sit on it. Body weight creates gentle pressure for a stimulating massage. The Prostate Cradle provides the entire preventative and therapeutic benefits of ?prostate milking? massage, without being invasive.

As an additional benefit, the Prostate Cradle can train men to discover hidden tantric acupressure points. An Article in the October 2008 issue of Muscle and Fitness Magazine says, ?Prostate massage can cause more intense orgasms.?

The Prostate Cradle is available at www.ProstateCradle.com. The inventor of the Prostate Cradle, Adam McVay, is available for media interviews.

Journalists who are willing to publish a review of the prostate cradle may be eligible to receive a prostate cradle for review purposes. Call Enviromax at 907-301-8396 to see if you qualify.

Media Contact:
Adam McVay
prostatecradle(at)yahoo.com
907-301-8396

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tony286 · 11-25-2008, 07:28 PM

ouch and good luck

MysteryWizard · 11-25-2008, 07:30 PM

we've sold over 4000 units already.

Affiliate program is in place.

HorseShit · 11-25-2008, 07:40 PM

it's just an upside down croc shoe anyway

MysteryWizard · 11-25-2008, 07:42 PM

it took over 10 years of development to get an "anatomically correct design. I can personally vouch for the "Male G-spot" awareness, and better orgasms.

seeric · 11-25-2008, 07:55 PM

so where is the affiliate program?

fyi that site looks like hell.

lemme know if you guys are looking for someone to show you how to sell that thing.

stickyfingerz · 11-25-2008, 07:59 PM

A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting.

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting.

Juicy D. Links · 11-25-2008, 08:07 PM

u sit on it?

stickyfingerz · 11-25-2008, 08:08 PM

Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

Juicy D. Links · 11-25-2008, 08:09 PM

i usually just jam 2 fingers in there and massage

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:10 PM

hey if idiots will buy penis pills and extenders, they will surely buy something like this.

Juicy D. Links · 11-25-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny

i just bought you one for xmas.

MysteryWizard · 11-25-2008, 08:14 PM

yes, you sit on it

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:17 PM

looks painful to sit on.

you should sell in in a pack with something to jam up your ass.

juice will take ten if you do it that way.

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:19 PM

Here ya go!

"Amazing
Invention!"
- A.V.N.
Magazine

You have reached the pinnacle of success.

seeric · 11-25-2008, 08:22 PM

heres juicy in action on it.

gornyhuy · 11-25-2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.

stickyfingerz · 11-25-2008, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.

I don't know about giant....

Juicy D. Links · 11-25-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard

yes, you sit on it

send me one please to test and review

aico · 11-25-2008, 08:59 PM

You need to hire someone to redesign your site.

u-Bob · 11-26-2008, 07:30 AM

that design is a joke, right?

Jens Van Assterdam · 11-26-2008, 07:32 AM

I need review copy lol

The Heron · 11-26-2008, 07:45 AM

That is the dumbest fucking site and probably equally dumb product I have EVER seen.
And for 50 bucks I can get a porn membership and jerk myself off, complete with a finger in ass!

MysteryWizard · 11-26-2008, 07:52 AM

You can listen to the podcast here:

http://www.prwebpodcast.com/releases/pod1665994.htm

MysteryWizard · 11-26-2008, 04:25 PM

this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm

topnotch, standup guy · 11-26-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard

yes, you sit on it

Speak for yourself there, butter boy

MysteryWizard · 12-01-2008, 12:52 PM

it isnt uncomfortable, it actually hits the male "g-spot", so it feels really good.

If you want a "softer" experience", you can use the prostate pillow with it:

http://www.prostatecradle.com/prostateproducts.html

MysteryWizard · 12-10-2008, 03:12 PM

no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."

seeric · 12-10-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard

this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm

sorry gotta call you out. you are bullshit with a capital B.

seeric · 12-10-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard

no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."

lets see the links to all the news sources you cite that are touting your product. i can't find shit.

i can't find one article written on you. all i find are rss blog pr feeds.

MysteryWizard · 02-20-2009, 04:54 PM

Check out october muscle and fitness magazine. Also check out AVN

Quagmire · 02-20-2009, 05:59 PM

so if i sit on this thing can i spunk across the room without jacking off? I'm a lazy guy. the less i need to move my arms, the better. leaves them freee to stuff food in my mouth.

11-25-2008, 07:22 PM	#1
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? by Enviromax, a Sensational Way to Help Millions of Men Have Healthier Prostate Glands Every year, millions of men develop enlarged, inflamed, or life threatening cancerous prostate glands. Men finally have a non-invasive solution to increase circulation, and ?milk the prostate? to reduce suffering, as recommended by hundreds of medical doctors and health experts. Alaska (PRWEB) November 26, 2008 -- Most men are expected to have some kind of prostate issue, and the longer they live, the more they are at risk. But that?s just part of the story. Doctors recommend prostate massage as preventative and therapeutic. According to Enviromax and prostatecradle.com, prostate massage is one of the oldest and most beneficial therapies, and has been prescribed by medical doctors for centuries. Since "necessity is the mother of invention," the Prostate Cradle was invented by a Certified Massage Therapist, Adam McVay, who was inflicted with prostate health challenges. His doctors recommended prostate massage therapy. However, at the time the only prostate massagers available were invasive, requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion. Adam knew there had to be a better way. After ten years of research, and guidance from medical doctors, Adam developed the first anatomically correct, non-invasive prostate massager. The Prostate Cradle is easy to use, as users simply sit on it. Body weight creates gentle pressure for a stimulating massage. The Prostate Cradle provides the entire preventative and therapeutic benefits of ?prostate milking? massage, without being invasive. As an additional benefit, the Prostate Cradle can train men to discover hidden tantric acupressure points. An Article in the October 2008 issue of Muscle and Fitness Magazine says, ?Prostate massage can cause more intense orgasms.? The Prostate Cradle is available at www.ProstateCradle.com. The inventor of the Prostate Cradle, Adam McVay, is available for media interviews. Journalists who are willing to publish a review of the prostate cradle may be eligible to receive a prostate cradle for review purposes. Call Enviromax at 907-301-8396 to see if you qualify. Media Contact: Adam McVay prostatecradle(at)yahoo.com 907-301-8396 ### __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

11-25-2008, 07:30 PM	#3
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	we've sold over 4000 units already. Affiliate program is in place. __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

11-25-2008, 07:42 PM	#5
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	it took over 10 years of development to get an "anatomically correct design. I can personally vouch for the "Male G-spot" awareness, and better orgasms. __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

11-25-2008, 07:55 PM	#6
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	so where is the affiliate program? fyi that site looks like hell. lemme know if you guys are looking for someone to show you how to sell that thing. Last edited by seeric; 11-25-2008 at 07:57 PM..

11-25-2008, 08:14 PM	#15
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	yes, you sit on it __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

11-25-2008, 07:28 PM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	ouch and good luck

11-25-2008, 07:40 PM	#4
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	it's just an upside down croc shoe anyway

11-25-2008, 07:59 PM	#7
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting.

11-25-2008, 08:07 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	u sit on it?

11-25-2008, 08:08 PM	#10
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

11-25-2008, 08:09 PM	#11
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i usually just jam 2 fingers in there and massage

11-25-2008, 08:10 PM	#12
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	hey if idiots will buy penis pills and extenders, they will surely buy something like this.

11-25-2008, 08:17 PM	#16
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	looks painful to sit on. you should sell in in a pack with something to jam up your ass. juice will take ten if you do it that way.

11-25-2008, 08:19 PM	#17
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Here ya go! "Amazing Invention!" - A.V.N. Magazine You have reached the pinnacle of success.

11-25-2008, 08:22 PM	#18
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	heres juicy in action on it.

11-25-2008, 08:59 PM	#22
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	You need to hire someone to redesign your site.

11-26-2008, 07:30 AM	#23
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	that design is a joke, right?

11-26-2008, 07:32 AM	#24
Jens Van Assterdam The Dupre Pimp Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Koh Samui Posts: 6,677	I need review copy lol __________________ Read TOS for signature rules

11-26-2008, 07:45 AM	#25
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,493	That is the dumbest fucking site and probably equally dumb product I have EVER seen. And for 50 bucks I can get a porn membership and jerk myself off, complete with a finger in ass!

11-26-2008, 07:52 AM	#26
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	You can listen to the podcast here: http://www.prwebpodcast.com/releases/pod1665994.htm __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

11-26-2008, 04:25 PM	#27
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention: http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

12-01-2008, 12:52 PM	#29
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	it isnt uncomfortable, it actually hits the male "g-spot", so it feels really good. If you want a "softer" experience", you can use the prostate pillow with it: http://www.prostatecradle.com/prostateproducts.html __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

12-10-2008, 03:12 PM	#30
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms." __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

02-20-2009, 04:54 PM	#33
MysteryWizard Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: That place in your mind where all pleasure begins Posts: 117	Check out october muscle and fitness magazine. Also check out AVN __________________ Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

02-20-2009, 05:59 PM	#34
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	so if i sit on this thing can i spunk across the room without jacking off? I'm a lazy guy. the less i need to move my arms, the better. leaves them freee to stuff food in my mouth. __________________