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MysteryWizard 11-25-2008 07:22 PM

ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager?
 
ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? by Enviromax, a Sensational Way to Help Millions of Men Have Healthier Prostate Glands

Every year, millions of men develop enlarged, inflamed, or life threatening cancerous prostate glands. Men finally have a non-invasive solution to increase circulation, and ?milk the prostate? to reduce suffering, as recommended by hundreds of medical doctors and health experts.

Alaska (PRWEB) November 26, 2008 -- Most men are expected to have some kind of prostate issue, and the longer they live, the more they are at risk. But that?s just part of the story. Doctors recommend prostate massage as preventative and therapeutic. According to Enviromax and prostatecradle.com, prostate massage is one of the oldest and most beneficial therapies, and has been prescribed by medical doctors for centuries.


Since "necessity is the mother of invention," the Prostate Cradle was invented by a Certified Massage Therapist, Adam McVay, who was inflicted with prostate health challenges. His doctors recommended prostate massage therapy. However, at the time the only prostate massagers available were invasive, requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

Adam knew there had to be a better way. After ten years of research, and guidance from medical doctors, Adam developed the first anatomically correct, non-invasive prostate massager.

The Prostate Cradle is easy to use, as users simply sit on it. Body weight creates gentle pressure for a stimulating massage. The Prostate Cradle provides the entire preventative and therapeutic benefits of ?prostate milking? massage, without being invasive.

As an additional benefit, the Prostate Cradle can train men to discover hidden tantric acupressure points. An Article in the October 2008 issue of Muscle and Fitness Magazine says, ?Prostate massage can cause more intense orgasms.?

The Prostate Cradle is available at www.ProstateCradle.com. The inventor of the Prostate Cradle, Adam McVay, is available for media interviews.

Journalists who are willing to publish a review of the prostate cradle may be eligible to receive a prostate cradle for review purposes. Call Enviromax at 907-301-8396 to see if you qualify.

Media Contact:
Adam McVay
prostatecradle(at)yahoo.com
907-301-8396

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tony286 11-25-2008 07:28 PM

ouch and good luck

MysteryWizard 11-25-2008 07:30 PM

we've sold over 4000 units already.

Affiliate program is in place.

HorseShit 11-25-2008 07:40 PM

it's just an upside down croc shoe anyway

MysteryWizard 11-25-2008 07:42 PM

it took over 10 years of development to get an "anatomically correct design. I can personally vouch for the "Male G-spot" awareness, and better orgasms.

seeric 11-25-2008 07:55 PM

so where is the affiliate program?

fyi that site looks like hell.

lemme know if you guys are looking for someone to show you how to sell that thing.

stickyfingerz 11-25-2008 07:59 PM

A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting. :2 cents:

seeric 11-25-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15105862)
A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 11-25-2008 08:07 PM

u sit on it?

stickyfingerz 11-25-2008 08:08 PM

Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

Juicy D. Links 11-25-2008 08:09 PM

i usually just jam 2 fingers in there and massage

seeric 11-25-2008 08:10 PM

hey if idiots will buy penis pills and extenders, they will surely buy something like this.

Juicy D. Links 11-25-2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15105896)
Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny

seeric 11-25-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15105903)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny

i just bought you one for xmas.

MysteryWizard 11-25-2008 08:14 PM

yes, you sit on it

seeric 11-25-2008 08:17 PM

looks painful to sit on.

you should sell in in a pack with something to jam up your ass.

juice will take ten if you do it that way.

seeric 11-25-2008 08:19 PM

Here ya go!



"Amazing
Invention!"
- A.V.N.
Magazine



You have reached the pinnacle of success.

seeric 11-25-2008 08:22 PM




heres juicy in action on it.

gornyhuy 11-25-2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.

stickyfingerz 11-25-2008 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15105967)
Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.

I don't know about giant.... :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 11-25-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard (Post 15105918)
yes, you sit on it


send me one please to test and review

aico 11-25-2008 08:59 PM

You need to hire someone to redesign your site.

u-Bob 11-26-2008 07:30 AM

that design is a joke, right?

Jens Van Assterdam 11-26-2008 07:32 AM

I need review copy lol

The Heron 11-26-2008 07:45 AM

That is the dumbest fucking site and probably equally dumb product I have EVER seen.
And for 50 bucks I can get a porn membership and jerk myself off, complete with a finger in ass!

MysteryWizard 11-26-2008 07:52 AM

You can listen to the podcast here:

http://www.prwebpodcast.com/releases/pod1665994.htm

MysteryWizard 11-26-2008 04:25 PM

this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm

topnotch, standup guy 11-26-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard (Post 15105918)
yes, you sit on it

Speak for yourself there, butter boy :1orglaugh

MysteryWizard 12-01-2008 12:52 PM

it isnt uncomfortable, it actually hits the male "g-spot", so it feels really good.

If you want a "softer" experience", you can use the prostate pillow with it:

http://www.prostatecradle.com/prostateproducts.html

MysteryWizard 12-10-2008 03:12 PM

no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."

seeric 12-10-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard (Post 15110375)
this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm

sorry gotta call you out. you are bullshit with a capital B.

seeric 12-10-2008 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MysteryWizard (Post 15174047)
no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."

lets see the links to all the news sources you cite that are touting your product. i can't find shit.

i can't find one article written on you. all i find are rss blog pr feeds.

MysteryWizard 02-20-2009 04:54 PM

Check out october muscle and fitness magazine. Also check out AVN

Quagmire 02-20-2009 05:59 PM

so if i sit on this thing can i spunk across the room without jacking off? I'm a lazy guy. the less i need to move my arms, the better. leaves them freee to stuff food in my mouth.


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