ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager?

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  • MysteryWizard
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 117

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    ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager?

    ProstateCradle.com Launches the First ?External Prostate Massager? by Enviromax, a Sensational Way to Help Millions of Men Have Healthier Prostate Glands

    Every year, millions of men develop enlarged, inflamed, or life threatening cancerous prostate glands. Men finally have a non-invasive solution to increase circulation, and ?milk the prostate? to reduce suffering, as recommended by hundreds of medical doctors and health experts.

    Alaska (PRWEB) November 26, 2008 -- Most men are expected to have some kind of prostate issue, and the longer they live, the more they are at risk. But that?s just part of the story. Doctors recommend prostate massage as preventative and therapeutic. According to Enviromax and prostatecradle.com, prostate massage is one of the oldest and most beneficial therapies, and has been prescribed by medical doctors for centuries.


    Since "necessity is the mother of invention," the Prostate Cradle was invented by a Certified Massage Therapist, Adam McVay, who was inflicted with prostate health challenges. His doctors recommended prostate massage therapy. However, at the time the only prostate massagers available were invasive, requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

    Adam knew there had to be a better way. After ten years of research, and guidance from medical doctors, Adam developed the first anatomically correct, non-invasive prostate massager.

    The Prostate Cradle is easy to use, as users simply sit on it. Body weight creates gentle pressure for a stimulating massage. The Prostate Cradle provides the entire preventative and therapeutic benefits of ?prostate milking? massage, without being invasive.

    As an additional benefit, the Prostate Cradle can train men to discover hidden tantric acupressure points. An Article in the October 2008 issue of Muscle and Fitness Magazine says, ?Prostate massage can cause more intense orgasms.?

    The Prostate Cradle is available at www.ProstateCradle.com. The inventor of the Prostate Cradle, Adam McVay, is available for media interviews.

    Journalists who are willing to publish a review of the prostate cradle may be eligible to receive a prostate cradle for review purposes. Call Enviromax at 907-301-8396 to see if you qualify.

    Media Contact:
    Adam McVay
    prostatecradle(at)yahoo.com
    907-301-8396

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  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    ouch and good luck

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    • MysteryWizard
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 117

      #3
      we've sold over 4000 units already.

      Affiliate program is in place.
      Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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      • HorseShit
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 17513

        #4
        it's just an upside down croc shoe anyway

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        • MysteryWizard
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 117

          #5
          it took over 10 years of development to get an "anatomically correct design. I can personally vouch for the "Male G-spot" awareness, and better orgasms.
          Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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          • seeric
            ..........
            • Aug 2004
            • 41917

            #6
            so where is the affiliate program?

            fyi that site looks like hell.

            lemme know if you guys are looking for someone to show you how to sell that thing.
            Last edited by seeric; 11-25-2008, 05:57 PM.

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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #7
              A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting.

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              • seeric
                ..........
                • Aug 2004
                • 41917

                #8
                Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                A broom handle is cheaper, and much more exciting.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  u sit on it?

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                  • stickyfingerz
                    Doin fine
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24984

                    #10
                    Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      i usually just jam 2 fingers in there and massage

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                      • seeric
                        ..........
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 41917

                        #12
                        hey if idiots will buy penis pills and extenders, they will surely buy something like this.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                          Juicy if you want we can do mutal prostate massage lmk. I have a special tool with a prostate engaging end on it.
                          someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny

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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                            someone explain how this thingy works? i sit on it? it looks funny
                            i just bought you one for xmas.

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                            • MysteryWizard
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 117

                              #15
                              yes, you sit on it
                              Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                              • seeric
                                ..........
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 41917

                                #16
                                looks painful to sit on.

                                you should sell in in a pack with something to jam up your ass.

                                juice will take ten if you do it that way.

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  Here ya go!



                                  "Amazing
                                  Invention!"
                                  - A.V.N.
                                  Magazine



                                  You have reached the pinnacle of success.

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                                  • seeric
                                    ..........
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 41917

                                    #18



                                    heres juicy in action on it.

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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041

                                      #19
                                      requiring uncomfortable rectum insertion.

                                      Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.

                                      icq:159548293

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                                      • stickyfingerz
                                        Doin fine
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24984

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                        Uncomfortable, unless its a giant cock.
                                        I don't know about giant....

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MysteryWizard
                                          yes, you sit on it

                                          send me one please to test and review

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                                          • aico
                                            Moo Moo Cow
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 14748

                                            #22
                                            You need to hire someone to redesign your site.

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                                            • u-Bob
                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 33063

                                              #23
                                              that design is a joke, right?

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                                              • Jens Van Assterdam
                                                The Dupre Pimp
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 6677

                                                #24
                                                I need review copy lol
                                                Read TOS for signature rules

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                                                • The Heron
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 4496

                                                  #25
                                                  That is the dumbest fucking site and probably equally dumb product I have EVER seen.
                                                  And for 50 bucks I can get a porn membership and jerk myself off, complete with a finger in ass!

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                                                  • MysteryWizard
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2007
                                                    • 117

                                                    #26
                                                    You can listen to the podcast here:

                                                    http://www.prwebpodcast.com/releases/pod1665994.htm
                                                    Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                                                    • MysteryWizard
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 117

                                                      #27
                                                      this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

                                                      http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm
                                                      Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                                                      • topnotch, standup guy
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 1562

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MysteryWizard
                                                        yes, you sit on it
                                                        Speak for yourself there, butter boy
                                                        A hard dick has no conscience.

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                                                        • MysteryWizard
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 117

                                                          #29
                                                          it isnt uncomfortable, it actually hits the male "g-spot", so it feels really good.

                                                          If you want a "softer" experience", you can use the prostate pillow with it:

                                                          http://www.prostatecradle.com/prostateproducts.html
                                                          Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                                                          • MysteryWizard
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 117

                                                            #30
                                                            no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."
                                                            Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                                                            • seeric
                                                              ..........
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 41917

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MysteryWizard
                                                              this story is getting a HUGE amount of media attention:

                                                              http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm
                                                              sorry gotta call you out. you are bullshit with a capital B.

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                                                              • seeric
                                                                ..........
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 41917

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MysteryWizard
                                                                no, this is no joke... great product, result of over 10 years research, and, like muscle and fitness says, "prostate massage can lead to more intense orgasms."
                                                                lets see the links to all the news sources you cite that are touting your product. i can't find shit.

                                                                i can't find one article written on you. all i find are rss blog pr feeds.
                                                                Last edited by seeric; 12-10-2008, 01:28 PM.

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                                                                • MysteryWizard
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 117

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Check out october muscle and fitness magazine. Also check out AVN
                                                                  Sig too BIG! Read the rules.

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                                                                  • Quagmire
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                    • 6490

                                                                    #34
                                                                    so if i sit on this thing can i spunk across the room without jacking off? I'm a lazy guy. the less i need to move my arms, the better. leaves them freee to stuff food in my mouth.

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