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uno · 02-03-2009, 01:19 PM

i lost 2 fingernails, luckily didnt break any of the fingertips. anyone ever lose use of a hand and have any tips to help me type? right now its tortuous having full use of my left hand, im righty, and only one finger available on the right.

Fat Panda · 02-03-2009, 01:20 PM

that sucks, tape the fucker up

BV · 02-03-2009, 01:22 PM

wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-03-2009, 01:23 PM

Ugh that shit fucking sucks, one of my friends had his index finger removed by a car door when he as 7

WeirdHomer · 02-03-2009, 01:24 PM

Dr House will fix it!

uno · 02-03-2009, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC

that sucks, tape the fucker up

taped and splinted. the splints make it impossible to type with those fingers.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-03-2009, 01:26 PM

pics or it didn't happen

uno · 02-03-2009, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

i've already figured out ways to deal with that. I can switch hit, which applies to several activities I'd need my main hand for.

uno · 02-03-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

pics or it didn't happen

it never occurred to me during the "i'm in shock because of tremendous pain and my fingernails are hanging on by threads of flesh" phase to take pics... sorry.

_Richard_ · 02-03-2009, 01:30 PM

sorry to hear dude.. hope you are feeling better asap

WeirdHomer · 02-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

it never occurred to me during the "i'm in shock because of tremendous pain and my fingernails are hanging on by threads of flesh" phase to take pics... sorry.

Yet your typing skills seem to be better then ever

John-ACWM · 02-03-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

Good one,man

Deej · 02-03-2009, 01:33 PM

damn man - harsh as fuck!

get those toes going

JenniDahling · 02-03-2009, 01:41 PM

Ouch!!!! Sorry to hear that Uno! I broke both my elbows and my wrist at the same time so I can understand how that sucks. Try using an upside down pencil to type with in your gimpy hand, its easier than hunt and peck with your finger believe it or not.

WebairGerard · 02-03-2009, 01:49 PM

uuuggh painful stuff. hope you feel better soon.

Ozarkz · 02-03-2009, 01:52 PM

Hahaha Uno! Karma is a bitch.

D-Money · 02-03-2009, 02:15 PM

Ouch. Feel better.

I burned my hand the other day, got some bad blisters.

bobby666 · 02-03-2009, 02:18 PM

i 'm glad you posted no pics

punker barbie · 02-03-2009, 02:23 PM

my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

Tom_PM · 02-03-2009, 02:27 PM

There is no way I'm watching a video of a dude doing a big toenail ectomy!

OUCHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PB!!

Hope it heals quick for you, uno!

Fletch XXX · 02-03-2009, 02:48 PM

sing it with me

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JD · 02-03-2009, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

jesus h christ...

uno · 02-03-2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeirdHomer

Yet your typing skills seem to be better then ever

i'm more careful and type much slower.

uno · 02-03-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Ouch!!!! Sorry to hear that Uno! I broke both my elbows and my wrist at the same time so I can understand how that sucks. Try using an upside down pencil to type with in your gimpy hand, its easier than hunt and peck with your finger believe it or not.

i'm almost getting used to it with my 2 good fingers on my gimpy hand. Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a shot.

uno · 02-03-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

happened to my fiance with her big toe last year from skiing also. it took almost a year to grow back.

spacedog · 02-03-2009, 04:54 PM

too bad it didn't slam on your head instead. Oh well.. better luck next time.

stickyfingerz · 02-03-2009, 04:57 PM

Sorry to hear that man. Can we call you "throb" for a while? lol Did you feel like you were in a bugs bunny cartoon with your finger growing larger than your head for a few mins? lol Don't know what to tell you on how to type with the left though. doh! Im around if you are bored to chat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Hahaha Uno! Karma is a bitch.

Who the fuck are you , and why would Uno have bad Karma? Fuck off troll.

uno · 02-03-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

sing it with me

v i c oh! d i n

Fuck that!!! P E R OH! C E T!

oxycodone > hydrocodone

Spunky · 02-03-2009, 07:04 PM

Get well soon,done that a couple times and it's a bitch

uno · 02-03-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Get well soon,done that a couple times and it's a bitch

Thanks Spunky... We'll see what the doc says tomorrow at the follow up.

ExLust · 02-03-2009, 08:26 PM

Ouch! That hurts. Hope you feel better.

LiveDose · 02-03-2009, 08:40 PM

Damn man thank god it wasn't worse... Get that Dragon Speaking software. Whatever it's called...

uno · 02-03-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Damn man thank god it wasn't worse... Get that Dragon Speaking software. Whatever it's called...

Yah I was going to ask sly if he had an affil link so he can get credit for whatever he uses.

SomeCreep · 02-03-2009, 09:24 PM

I've smashed fingers before. That shit hurts. Best thing to do is immediately put ice on it.

02-03-2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

i lost 2 fingernails, luckily didnt break any of the fingertips. anyone ever lose use of a hand and have any tips to help me type? right now its tortuous having full use of my left hand, im righty, and only one finger available on the right.

I am sorry to read that. Yikes, that must have hurt. I hurt my hand once and I just typed with the other one. It was slow ass typing, but it worked.

potter · 02-03-2009, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

pffffffffffffffffft omfg

uno · 02-03-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB

I am sorry to read that. Yikes, that must have hurt. I hurt my hand once and I just typed with the other one. It was slow ass typing, but it worked.

My father suggested typing with 2 fingers like he does. I can typically type 80-110+ wpm the correct way and can't bring myself to devolve to 2 finger typing and typing with 1 hand would probably leave me with too many bad habits. Hopefully the doc will tell me i don't need the splints tomorrow or its going to be a real rough few weeks; that is, if i have the range of motion with my swollen ass stiff fingers.

cybermike · 02-03-2009, 10:21 PM

They just had a niptuck episode where someone slams there hand in a car door.. yep

RogerV · 02-03-2009, 10:25 PM

Damn hope it doesnt effect you signing checks Haha

Hope you feel better yes i almost lost a finger on a boat when i was trying to untie it, it got crushed between the rope and that metal boat tie. I put my hand in the cooler right away to numb the feeling and pounded some drinks

uno · 02-04-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybermike

They just had a niptuck episode where someone slams there hand in a car door.. yep

I just finished watching that on DVR 10 mins ago. What a horrible fucking flashback.

punker barbie · 02-04-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

happened to my fiance with her big toe last year from skiing also. it took almost a year to grow back.

fiance? check you out. i had no idea! congrats babe :o)

baddog · 02-04-2009, 09:45 AM

I had a lumberyard employee let go of his end of a 16' long 4x12 causing it to come smashing down on my right hand, resulting it its exploding from the immediate swelling.

Unfortunately, I was attending a company school, and we did not have the luxury of computers to type on, so I had to learn to print notes left handed. Wasn't fun.

The Heron · 02-04-2009, 10:43 AM

Next time let your fiance do the heavy lifting, you pansy!

tranza · 02-04-2009, 11:40 AM

Dude, sorry to hear that, I know that's really hurt!

uno · 02-04-2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

fiance? check you out. i had no idea! congrats babe :o)

She says "Hey babes!" and misses you, as do I.

uno · 02-04-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I had a lumberyard employee let go of his end of a 16' long 4x12 causing it to come smashing down on my right hand, resulting it its exploding from the immediate swelling.

Unfortunately, I was attending a company school, and we did not have the luxury of computers to type on, so I had to learn to print notes left handed. Wasn't fun.

damn im glad my hand didnt actually explode.

Jman · 02-04-2009, 12:16 PM

You Need to Harden the Fuck Up Uno ;-)

Phoenix · 02-04-2009, 12:16 PM

dont do that ;)

lazzlo · 02-04-2009, 12:28 PM

type with a pencil in your mouth

uno · 02-10-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

You Need to Harden the Fuck Up Uno ;-)

I've never denied being a complete pussy.

I have a huge tolerance for fast, quick, sharp pain, but when its incessant, it gets to me.

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