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  • uno
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    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    crushed my hand in a very heavy door

    i lost 2 fingernails, luckily didnt break any of the fingertips. anyone ever lose use of a hand and have any tips to help me type? right now its tortuous having full use of my left hand, im righty, and only one finger available on the right.
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  • Fat Panda
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    • Aug 2006
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    #2
    that sucks, tape the fucker up

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    • BV
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      • Sep 2001
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      #3
      wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

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        • Jan 2004
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        #4
        Ugh that shit fucking sucks, one of my friends had his index finger removed by a car door when he as 7

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        • WeirdHomer
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          #5
          Dr House will fix it!

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          • uno
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            • Dec 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by SAC
            that sucks, tape the fucker up
            taped and splinted. the splints make it impossible to type with those fingers.
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            • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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              #7
              pics or it didn't happen

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              • uno
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                • Dec 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by BV
                wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah
                i've already figured out ways to deal with that. I can switch hit, which applies to several activities I'd need my main hand for.
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                • uno
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr.Right
                  pics or it didn't happen
                  it never occurred to me during the "i'm in shock because of tremendous pain and my fingernails are hanging on by threads of flesh" phase to take pics... sorry.
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                  • _Richard_
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                    • Oct 2006
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                    #10
                    sorry to hear dude.. hope you are feeling better asap

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                    • WeirdHomer
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by uno
                      it never occurred to me during the "i'm in shock because of tremendous pain and my fingernails are hanging on by threads of flesh" phase to take pics... sorry.
                      Yet your typing skills seem to be better then ever

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                      • John-ACWM
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BV
                        wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah

                        Good one,man

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                        • Deej
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                          • Jun 2005
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                          #13
                          damn man - harsh as fuck!

                          get those toes going

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                          • JenniDahling
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                            • Jul 2005
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                            #14
                            Ouch!!!! Sorry to hear that Uno! I broke both my elbows and my wrist at the same time so I can understand how that sucks. Try using an upside down pencil to type with in your gimpy hand, its easier than hunt and peck with your finger believe it or not.

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                            • WebairGerard
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                              • Sep 2005
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                              #15
                              uuuggh painful stuff. hope you feel better soon.

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                              • Ozarkz
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                                #16
                                Hahaha Uno! Karma is a bitch.

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                                • D-Money
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                                  • Feb 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Ouch. Feel better.

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                                  • bobby666
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                                    • Nov 2005
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                                    #18
                                    i 'm glad you posted no pics

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                                    • punker barbie
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                                      #19
                                      my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

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                                      • Tom_PM
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                                        #20
                                        There is no way I'm watching a video of a dude doing a big toenail ectomy!

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                                          #21
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                                          • JD
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                                            • Sep 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by punker barbie
                                            my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

                                            jesus h christ...

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                                            • uno
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                                              • Dec 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WeirdHomer
                                              Yet your typing skills seem to be better then ever
                                              i'm more careful and type much slower.
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                                              • uno
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by JenniDahling
                                                Ouch!!!! Sorry to hear that Uno! I broke both my elbows and my wrist at the same time so I can understand how that sucks. Try using an upside down pencil to type with in your gimpy hand, its easier than hunt and peck with your finger believe it or not.
                                                i'm almost getting used to it with my 2 good fingers on my gimpy hand. Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a shot.
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                                                • uno
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                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                  my bf landed a jump incorrectly on his ski and lost his big toe nail which resulted in me filming this :/

                                                  happened to my fiance with her big toe last year from skiing also. it took almost a year to grow back.
                                                  Last edited by uno; 02-03-2009, 02:55 PM.
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                                                  • spacedog
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                                                    • Nov 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    too bad it didn't slam on your head instead. Oh well.. better luck next time.

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                                                    • stickyfingerz
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                                                      • Oct 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      Sorry to hear that man. Can we call you "throb" for a while? lol Did you feel like you were in a bugs bunny cartoon with your finger growing larger than your head for a few mins? lol Don't know what to tell you on how to type with the left though. doh! Im around if you are bored to chat.


                                                      Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                                      Hahaha Uno! Karma is a bitch.
                                                      Who the fuck are you , and why would Uno have bad Karma? Fuck off troll.

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                                                      • uno
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Get well soon,done that a couple times and it's a bitch

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                                                          • uno
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                                            Get well soon,done that a couple times and it's a bitch
                                                            Thanks Spunky... We'll see what the doc says tomorrow at the follow up.
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                                                            • ExLust
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                                                              #31
                                                              Ouch! That hurts. Hope you feel better.

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                                                              • LiveDose
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                                                                #32
                                                                Damn man thank god it wasn't worse... Get that Dragon Speaking software. Whatever it's called...

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                                                                • uno
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                  Damn man thank god it wasn't worse... Get that Dragon Speaking software. Whatever it's called...
                                                                  Yah I was going to ask sly if he had an affil link so he can get credit for whatever he uses.
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                                                                  • SomeCreep
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                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've smashed fingers before. That shit hurts. Best thing to do is immediately put ice on it.

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                                                                    • JaneB

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by uno
                                                                      i lost 2 fingernails, luckily didnt break any of the fingertips. anyone ever lose use of a hand and have any tips to help me type? right now its tortuous having full use of my left hand, im righty, and only one finger available on the right.

                                                                      I am sorry to read that. Yikes, that must have hurt. I hurt my hand once and I just typed with the other one. It was slow ass typing, but it worked.

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                                                                      • potter
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BV
                                                                        wait till it comes time to wipe your ass, hahahahahah


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                                                                        • uno
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JaneB
                                                                          I am sorry to read that. Yikes, that must have hurt. I hurt my hand once and I just typed with the other one. It was slow ass typing, but it worked.
                                                                          My father suggested typing with 2 fingers like he does. I can typically type 80-110+ wpm the correct way and can't bring myself to devolve to 2 finger typing and typing with 1 hand would probably leave me with too many bad habits. Hopefully the doc will tell me i don't need the splints tomorrow or its going to be a real rough few weeks; that is, if i have the range of motion with my swollen ass stiff fingers.
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                                                                          • cybermike
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            They just had a niptuck episode where someone slams there hand in a car door.. yep
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                                                                            • RogerV
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                                                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Damn hope it doesnt effect you signing checks Haha

                                                                              Hope you feel better yes i almost lost a finger on a boat when i was trying to untie it, it got crushed between the rope and that metal boat tie. I put my hand in the cooler right away to numb the feeling and pounded some drinks

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                                                                              • uno
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by cybermike
                                                                                They just had a niptuck episode where someone slams there hand in a car door.. yep
                                                                                I just finished watching that on DVR 10 mins ago. What a horrible fucking flashback.
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                                                                                • punker barbie
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by uno
                                                                                  happened to my fiance with her big toe last year from skiing also. it took almost a year to grow back.

                                                                                  fiance? check you out. i had no idea! congrats babe :o)
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                                                                                  • baddog
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I had a lumberyard employee let go of his end of a 16' long 4x12 causing it to come smashing down on my right hand, resulting it its exploding from the immediate swelling.

                                                                                    Unfortunately, I was attending a company school, and we did not have the luxury of computers to type on, so I had to learn to print notes left handed. Wasn't fun.

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                                                                                    • The Heron
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                                                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Next time let your fiance do the heavy lifting, you pansy!

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                                                                                      • tranza
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Dude, sorry to hear that, I know that's really hurt!
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                                                                                        • uno
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                                                          fiance? check you out. i had no idea! congrats babe :o)
                                                                                          She says "Hey babes!" and misses you, as do I.
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                                                                                          • uno
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                            I had a lumberyard employee let go of his end of a 16' long 4x12 causing it to come smashing down on my right hand, resulting it its exploding from the immediate swelling.

                                                                                            Unfortunately, I was attending a company school, and we did not have the luxury of computers to type on, so I had to learn to print notes left handed. Wasn't fun.
                                                                                            damn im glad my hand didnt actually explode.
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                                                                                            • Jman
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You Need to Harden the Fuck Up Uno ;-)
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                                                                                              • Phoenix
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                dont do that ;)
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                                                                                                • lazzlo
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  type with a pencil in your mouth

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                                                                                                  • uno
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                                                                                    You Need to Harden the Fuck Up Uno ;-)
                                                                                                    I've never denied being a complete pussy. I have a huge tolerance for fast, quick, sharp pain, but when its incessant, it gets to me.
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