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Old 12-30-2008, 01:32 AM   #51
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Old 12-30-2008, 02:10 AM   #52
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM   #53
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Or the inside of the bowl...

That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.
i was thinking the same thing, that shit is gross
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:12 AM   #54
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:24 AM   #55
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:33 AM   #56
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Good reasons... I guess. :p

You can add to your list:

13. You don't get dizzy or lightheaded every time you get a hard-on.

I hate having to feel that way every time... he he. ;)

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Old 12-30-2008, 07:20 AM   #57
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Old 12-30-2008, 07:26 AM   #58
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This thread just made me more sad about my baby dick.
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:43 AM   #59
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This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.
Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:18 PM   #60
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Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

You just made me spit my food out of my mouth!
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:40 PM   #61
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Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P
I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:15 PM   #62
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:20 PM   #63
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Seriously lol all our years in the lifestyle I've almost always found this to be the case.
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:23 PM   #64
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I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...
I guess you haven't been blessed to find the tighties in the world lol. Hopefully someday you will!
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:24 PM   #65
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I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...
She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn?
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:34 PM   #66
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:55 PM   #68
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Nice stuff man! And thank you, I have renewed faith in finding something tighter than a tube sock out there someday! Bless the both of you
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