Top 10 Reasons Why I Am Happy To Have a Small Cock - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 12-30-2008, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

"If your this small you cant get on the ride!"

Porno Dan · 12-30-2008, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

What day are you getting to town? First day of AEE?

I am getting in town on the 7th.

We have to get there early as we have a booth at AEE.

br4sco · 12-30-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by c-lo

Or the inside of the bowl...

That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.

i was thinking the same thing, that shit is gross

seeandsee · 12-30-2008, 06:12 AM

small cocks anonymous?

tranza · 12-30-2008, 06:24 AM

Hahaha...very funny!

BenBlingBucks · 12-30-2008, 06:33 AM

Good reasons... I guess. :p

You can add to your list:

13. You don't get dizzy or lightheaded every time you get a hard-on.

I hate having to feel that way every time... he he. ;)

Peace,
Ben

John-ACWM · 12-30-2008, 07:20 AM

Hilarious thread

gornyhuy · 12-30-2008, 07:26 AM

This thread just made me more sad about my baby dick.

LadyMischief · 12-30-2008, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by johnuno11

This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.

Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

Porno Dan · 12-30-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

You just made me spit my food out of my mouth!

Donfoolio · 12-30-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...

firecracker · 12-30-2008, 03:15 PM

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LadyMischief · 12-30-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

You just made me spit my food out of my mouth!

Seriously lol all our years in the lifestyle I've almost always found this to be the case.

LadyMischief · 12-30-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...

I guess you haven't been blessed to find the tighties in the world lol. Hopefully someday you will!

jact · 12-30-2008, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donfoolio

I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare...

She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn?

Jman · 12-30-2008, 04:34 PM

That's awesome ;-)

mineistaken · 12-30-2008, 04:47 PM

someone should post reasons to have a big dick :D

Violetta · 12-30-2008, 04:55 PM

haha... those are bad!

Rui · 12-30-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

skrinkladoo · 12-30-2008, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-30-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jact

She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn?

ADG

CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2008, 08:19 PM

Now I wish I had a small cock...

Penny Flame · 12-30-2008, 09:19 PM

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Donfoolio · 12-30-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jact

She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn?

Nice stuff man! And thank you, I have renewed faith in finding something tighter than a tube sock out there someday! Bless the both of you

Porno Dan · 12-31-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

i love this thread

And I love you!

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