Top 10 Reasons Why I Am Happy To Have a Small Cock
 

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

amen to you brother

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

3. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

4. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

5. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

6. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

7. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

8. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

9. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

10. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

Fuck you!

:)

Who cares if they object ? You do it anyway. :1orglaugh

Are you saying u told them u have a small cock and they ask to see it? If so, did they use a magnify glass to find it?

My reason is this:

"you can't get to england in a row boat"

No you can't but you can in a big speed boat... but would you rather get there quickly or take the row boat and enjoy the ride?

i am happy with my large cock thank you

2 more reasons

11. When you sit down there is no worry of injury
12. When you pee while taking a shit there is no worry of your cock head bobbing for poop in the toilet water

11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!

lol great reasons

:Oh crap:1orglaugh

way to read the entire thread shit stain

Can I see your cock?

From what I can tell its not that small is it!

I call it as forgivable... 1 minute apart... :Oh crap:Oh crap


Somebody poop in the old cocoa puffs?

Im glad I don't need any reasons to be happy with one. lol

crap ... i love it being as is ... 7.36 long at 1.85 diameter ...
ok, i must admit ... it IS very hard to insert in a girls ass 8)
its not always fun to be above average lol ... fuck :D

http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/puppet4.jpg

Porno Dan, have you ever considered trying your hand at the Art of Genital Origami?

I mean, with your showmanship skills, you might be a natural in this artform which has been passed down (some say tossed down), from hand to gland for centuries.

Check out the web site Puppetry of the Penis.

Here is a YouTube video about their "act":



Give it a whack - you might enjoy it!

:jerkoff

ADG

This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.

speaking of foolish, did you know that majority of girls LOVE a guy to have a HUGE and EXPENSIVE car...not to mention they LOVE guys to have muscles that are bigger than the total size of the girl....oh, and they LOVE when guys call their muscles their GUNS and KISS THEM!!!

your post shows that you have no knowledge of what girls like or dislike, only shit you think you know so you can appease yourself before walking out of a club with a drunk slut that you plan to date rape that night

Way to notice he was probably writing his reply when you posted yours, dumb nig.

Good for you! You should start a club, so us Non-Members can point and laugh.

you are a cum stain

I've never tried sticking it in their ass while they were awake

haha funny shit tho I disagree on 5, 7, an 9. girls want to touch big ones more and girls ask to see it big more and I don't wear tight pants. :winkwink:

haha, you got a point, porno dan :)

Now that is funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Good for you

You have more estrogen so you're more emotional thus enjoy partaking in super homoerotic activities. Explains all the public BJs from any whore who will open her mouth. :)

Just how small is it (cause some of your points are borderline scary haha)?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ROCK ON DAN, you get more pussy, than all your critiques put together:thumbsup

You are a super negro? Please tell me Obama is smarter than you.

I feel you Dan! There is nothing you can't do with a small cock! :)

oint joint alert! oint joint alert! :1orglaugh

love this thread Dano :thumbsup

Oh, I get it. You're claiming to have big cock, right?

Very clever. :upsidedow

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.

That makes things grow."

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.

"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"

Or the inside of the bowl... :Oh crap

That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.

Satisfy a woman???

:Oh crap:Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.penisinsider.org/post_ima...l_penis_01.jpg

Thank goodness for Porno Dan, the chicks have always dug him first and foremost for his charming and incredible wit and wisdom, instead of something as superficial as the Vienna size of his wiener (hey, many people like cocktails).

Hang in there "big" guy, well, you know what I mean... :winkwink: :thumbsup

ADG

You run???

:error Huh? :1orglaugh
Getting blowjob from random whore = Homo?

Does not compute...:1orglaugh

There are times when I am required to run to the bar to buy a shot of Jager when I hear the two words I fear most - "Last Call"

i think its clear. the prime advantage is

It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit and catch some horrible disease.

What day are you getting to town? First day of AEE?

im 100% sure he's not black dumb fuck