how many of you have offshore bank accounts? - GoFuckYourself.com

doridori · 12-28-2008, 01:36 PM

how many of you have offshore bank accounts? how can you make one ? how much capital is required ?

HorseShit · 12-28-2008, 01:42 PM

you're so fucking stupid

doridori · 12-28-2008, 02:09 PM

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starpimps · 12-28-2008, 02:56 PM

zero..pay your taxes and divorce lawyer

spacedog · 12-28-2008, 03:15 PM

Seeing as I'm moving on Jan 19th my banking has already been relocated to АКТИВ-БАНК , Kyiv

doridori · 12-28-2008, 03:48 PM

russia? lol

12-28-2008, 04:00 PM

OMFG, can you please stop with your stupid posts and go to another board?
there are loads of interesting boards for surfers I think?

Fucksakes · 12-28-2008, 04:43 PM

epass works for me

fallenmuffin · 12-28-2008, 04:44 PM

I pay my taxes. I hate paying them and this year its a huge amount but I still do it.

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2008, 04:50 PM

i just fowarded this to IRS Tip Line , they come get uuuuuuuuu

DWB · 12-28-2008, 06:38 PM

What is your goal?

$1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

doridori · 12-28-2008, 08:58 PM

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doridori · 12-28-2008, 08:59 PM

DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

d-null · 12-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori

DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

well alrighty then

marketsmart · 12-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori

DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

why just some?

i recommend avoiding all your taxes...

and to conceal your identity, consider getting a mask...

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

What is your goal?

$1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name

Juicy D. Links · 12-28-2008, 09:18 PM

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i send this to canadian govt and RMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d-null · 12-28-2008, 09:22 PM

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this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name

he had $80 earlier but he spent it on his groundbreaking traffic purchasing experiment

DaddyHalbucks · 12-28-2008, 09:24 PM

Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

marketsmart · 12-28-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

International Tax Treaty... ya heard....

Slappin Fish · 12-29-2008, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori

DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

Pornwolf · 12-29-2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

I dunno about that:

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Originally Posted by NYPOST.com

MADOFF'S OFFSHORE CASH STASH

By LAURA ITALIANO

Posted: 9:20 pm
December 28, 2008

Investigators believe that Bernard Madoff has stuffed hundreds of millions of dollars in Ponzi profits into offshore tax havens from which they could prove tricky to recover.

In the weeks since his Dec. 11 arrest, forensic accountants have been scouring Madoff's books as federal officials ready an indictment against the hated hedge-funder, who remains under house arrest in his $7 million Upper East Side penthouse.

The accountants believe Madoff regularly sent bundles of money to offshore accounts in the Caribbean and Europe, the Observer newspaper in London reported today.

Madoff, 70, has been ordered by a Manhattan federal judge to provide to the Securities and Exchange Commission by New Year's Eve a detailed list of all of his assets - including investments, loans, lines of credit, business interests and brokerage accounts.

But tracking what happened to the estimated $50 billion Madoff is accused of making off with is already promising to be one of the longest and most complicated financial investigations on record, the Observer noted.

And should Madoff prove less than forthcoming regarding his offshore accounts, investigators could be in for an even tougher time.

The tax havens are designed under local laws to be nearly impervious to subpoenas or other investigative inquiries, making it notoriously tough for US officials to seize or even see what's there.

Still, officials promised they'll be dogged in their pursuit.

"We will trace funds wherever the trail goes," the Observer quoted Stephen Harbeck, chief executive of the Securities Investor Protection Corp., the receiver of Madoff's now-defunct fund, as saying.

The paper quoted a "senior source" as saying, "There are accounts at New York Mellon Bank that we have been looking at that appear to have sent and received money from offshore locations."

Klen · 12-29-2008, 04:49 AM

I have american trade account and irs(american tax service) wants to take 25% of all profits which i gain there.I just filled tax form for it.

tranza · 12-29-2008, 05:40 AM

I ain't get it...

CaptainHowdy · 12-29-2008, 06:51 AM

I'm calling the cops...

12-28-2008, 01:36 PM	#1
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12-28-2008, 02:09 PM	#3
doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	jdavis This message is hidden because jdavis is on your ignore list. thanks for the bump

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starpimps Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: internets Posts: 6,954	zero..pay your taxes and divorce lawyer

12-28-2008, 03:15 PM	#5
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Seeing as I'm moving on Jan 19th my banking has already been relocated to АКТИВ-БАНК , Kyiv

12-28-2008, 03:48 PM	#6
doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	russia? lol

12-28-2008, 04:00 PM	#7
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	OMFG, can you please stop with your stupid posts and go to another board? there are loads of interesting boards for surfers I think?

12-28-2008, 04:43 PM	#8
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	epass works for me

12-28-2008, 04:44 PM	#9
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	I pay my taxes. I hate paying them and this year its a huge amount but I still do it.

12-28-2008, 04:50 PM	#10
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i just fowarded this to IRS Tip Line , they come get uuuuuuuuu

12-28-2008, 06:38 PM	#11
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	What is your goal? $1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000. You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

12-28-2008, 08:58 PM	#12
doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	this is an automated message: Juicy D. Links This message is hidden because Juicy D. Links is on your ignore list. thx for the bump!

12-28-2008, 08:59 PM	#13
doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

12-29-2008, 04:49 AM	#23
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I have american trade account and irs(american tax service) wants to take 25% of all profits which i gain there.I just filled tax form for it.