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  • doridori
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2008
    • 2222

    #1

    how many of you have offshore bank accounts?

    how many of you have offshore bank accounts? how can you make one ? how much capital is required ?
  • HorseShit
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 17513

    #2
    you're so fucking stupid

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    • doridori
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2008
      • 2222

      #3
      jdavis
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      thanks for the bump

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      • starpimps
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2006
        • 6954

        #4
        zero..pay your taxes and divorce lawyer
        Teen Porn Models / Solo Girls

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        • spacedog
          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
          • Nov 2001
          • 14149

          #5
          Seeing as I'm moving on Jan 19th my banking has already been relocated to АКТИВ-БАНК , Kyiv

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          • doridori
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2008
            • 2222

            #6
            russia? lol

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            • ThumbLord

              #7
              OMFG, can you please stop with your stupid posts and go to another board?
              there are loads of interesting boards for surfers I think?

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              • Fucksakes
                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                • Dec 2003
                • 7567

                #8
                epass works for me

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                • fallenmuffin
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 8170

                  #9
                  I pay my taxes. I hate paying them and this year its a huge amount but I still do it.

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    i just fowarded this to IRS Tip Line , they come get uuuuuuuuu

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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      What is your goal?

                      $1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

                      You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

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                      • doridori
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 2222

                        #12
                        this is an automated message:

                        Juicy D. Links
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                        thx for the bump!

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                        • doridori
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 2222

                          #13
                          DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

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                          • d-null
                            . . .
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 13724

                            #14
                            Originally posted by doridori
                            DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.
                            well alrighty then

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                            • marketsmart
                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 20419

                              #15
                              Originally posted by doridori
                              DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.
                              why just some?

                              i recommend avoiding all your taxes...

                              and to conceal your identity, consider getting a mask...

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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                What is your goal?

                                $1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

                                You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.
                                this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by doridori
                                  this is an automated message:

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                                  thx for the bump!
                                  i send this to canadian govt and RMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                  • d-null
                                    . . .
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 13724

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                    this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name
                                    he had $80 earlier but he spent it on his groundbreaking traffic purchasing experiment

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                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                      A freakin' legend!
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 18975

                                      #19
                                      Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.
                                      Boner Money

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                                      • marketsmart
                                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 20419

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                        Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.
                                        International Tax Treaty... ya heard....

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                                        • Slappin Fish
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 2512

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by doridori
                                          DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

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                                          • Pornwolf
                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 22712

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                            Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.
                                            I dunno about that:

                                            Originally posted by NYPOST.com
                                            MADOFF'S OFFSHORE CASH STASH

                                            By LAURA ITALIANO

                                            Posted: 9:20 pm
                                            December 28, 2008

                                            Investigators believe that Bernard Madoff has stuffed hundreds of millions of dollars in Ponzi profits into offshore tax havens from which they could prove tricky to recover.

                                            In the weeks since his Dec. 11 arrest, forensic accountants have been scouring Madoff's books as federal officials ready an indictment against the hated hedge-funder, who remains under house arrest in his $7 million Upper East Side penthouse.

                                            The accountants believe Madoff regularly sent bundles of money to offshore accounts in the Caribbean and Europe, the Observer newspaper in London reported today.

                                            Madoff, 70, has been ordered by a Manhattan federal judge to provide to the Securities and Exchange Commission by New Year's Eve a detailed list of all of his assets - including investments, loans, lines of credit, business interests and brokerage accounts.

                                            But tracking what happened to the estimated $50 billion Madoff is accused of making off with is already promising to be one of the longest and most complicated financial investigations on record, the Observer noted.

                                            And should Madoff prove less than forthcoming regarding his offshore accounts, investigators could be in for an even tougher time.

                                            The tax havens are designed under local laws to be nearly impervious to subpoenas or other investigative inquiries, making it notoriously tough for US officials to seize or even see what's there.

                                            Still, officials promised they'll be dogged in their pursuit.

                                            "We will trace funds wherever the trail goes," the Observer quoted Stephen Harbeck, chief executive of the Securities Investor Protection Corp., the receiver of Madoff's now-defunct fund, as saying.

                                            The paper quoted a "senior source" as saying, "There are accounts at New York Mellon Bank that we have been looking at that appear to have sent and received money from offshore locations."
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                                            • Klen
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 32234

                                              #23
                                              I have american trade account and irs(american tax service) wants to take 25% of all profits which i gain there.I just filled tax form for it.

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                                              • tranza
                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                I ain't get it...
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94033

                                                  #25
                                                  I'm calling the cops...

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