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doridori 12-28-2008 01:36 PM

how many of you have offshore bank accounts?
 
how many of you have offshore bank accounts? how can you make one ? how much capital is required ?

HorseShit 12-28-2008 01:42 PM

you're so fucking stupid

doridori 12-28-2008 02:09 PM

jdavis
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thanks for the bump

starpimps 12-28-2008 02:56 PM

zero..pay your taxes and divorce lawyer

spacedog 12-28-2008 03:15 PM

Seeing as I'm moving on Jan 19th my banking has already been relocated to АКТИВ-БАНК , Kyiv

doridori 12-28-2008 03:48 PM

russia? lol

ThumbLord 12-28-2008 04:00 PM

OMFG, can you please stop with your stupid posts and go to another board?
there are loads of interesting boards for surfers I think?

Fucksakes 12-28-2008 04:43 PM

epass works for me

fallenmuffin 12-28-2008 04:44 PM

I pay my taxes. I hate paying them and this year its a huge amount but I still do it.

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2008 04:50 PM

i just fowarded this to IRS Tip Line , they come get uuuuuuuuu

DWB 12-28-2008 06:38 PM

What is your goal?

$1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

doridori 12-28-2008 08:58 PM

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thx for the bump!

doridori 12-28-2008 08:59 PM

DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

d-null 12-28-2008 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15255406)
DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

well alrighty then :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 12-28-2008 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15255406)
DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

why just some?

i recommend avoiding all your taxes...

and to conceal your identity, consider getting a mask...

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15255084)
What is your goal?

$1500 - $3500 should set you up with a corp and a bank account. To have an ATM card many banks want a min balance of $5000.

You really need to do your homework on this though. Lots of ways to set it up, lots of places to set it up. Each having its own advantage. Without knowing what your goal is, I can't suggest any options to you.

this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name

Juicy D. Links 12-28-2008 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15255402)
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i send this to canadian govt and RMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d-null 12-28-2008 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15255455)
this idiot dont even hav 100 bucks to his name

:1orglaugh he had $80 earlier but he spent it on his groundbreaking traffic purchasing experiment :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 12-28-2008 09:24 PM

Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

marketsmart 12-28-2008 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15255470)
Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

International Tax Treaty... ya heard....

Slappin Fish 12-29-2008 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15255406)
DWB, my goal is to just avoid some taxes, and conceal my identity.

:helpme:helpme:helpme

Pornwolf 12-29-2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15255470)
Offshore ain't what it used to be. The IRS has closed all the loopholes.

I dunno about that:

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYPOST.com
MADOFF'S OFFSHORE CASH STASH

By LAURA ITALIANO

Posted: 9:20 pm
December 28, 2008

Investigators believe that Bernard Madoff has stuffed hundreds of millions of dollars in Ponzi profits into offshore tax havens from which they could prove tricky to recover.

In the weeks since his Dec. 11 arrest, forensic accountants have been scouring Madoff's books as federal officials ready an indictment against the hated hedge-funder, who remains under house arrest in his $7 million Upper East Side penthouse.

The accountants believe Madoff regularly sent bundles of money to offshore accounts in the Caribbean and Europe, the Observer newspaper in London reported today.

Madoff, 70, has been ordered by a Manhattan federal judge to provide to the Securities and Exchange Commission by New Year's Eve a detailed list of all of his assets - including investments, loans, lines of credit, business interests and brokerage accounts.

But tracking what happened to the estimated $50 billion Madoff is accused of making off with is already promising to be one of the longest and most complicated financial investigations on record, the Observer noted.

And should Madoff prove less than forthcoming regarding his offshore accounts, investigators could be in for an even tougher time.

The tax havens are designed under local laws to be nearly impervious to subpoenas or other investigative inquiries, making it notoriously tough for US officials to seize or even see what's there.

Still, officials promised they'll be dogged in their pursuit.

"We will trace funds wherever the trail goes," the Observer quoted Stephen Harbeck, chief executive of the Securities Investor Protection Corp., the receiver of Madoff's now-defunct fund, as saying.

The paper quoted a "senior source" as saying, "There are accounts at New York Mellon Bank that we have been looking at that appear to have sent and received money from offshore locations."


Klen 12-29-2008 04:49 AM

I have american trade account and irs(american tax service) wants to take 25% of all profits which i gain there.I just filled tax form for it.

tranza 12-29-2008 05:40 AM

I ain't get it...

CaptainHowdy 12-29-2008 06:51 AM

I'm calling the cops...


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