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What would you do with your money if you were getting older and had no kids ?
Just some random thought..... if you were having some nice savings/investments and were getting old, but had no kids and no wife/husband/life partner.... (and no really close relatives)
would you blow the money on yourself on some ridicolous things suddenly before you die? Or would you decide that what you worked for most of your life, goes for some charity of your choice, after you're dead? Or anything else?
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making it rain
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No life partner/spouse? No close relatives at all? Any close friends? This is a pretty sad hypothetical story you're telling...
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I'd blow all the money, then jump out of a plane with no parachute.
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definitely good charity
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I'd travel the world and spend most of it on hookers/booze.
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I'd donate it to the auto industry . . . . either that or mortgage companies.
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i am just saying you work hard so get a good amount of savings and you just dont get married, dont have kids. You can even live the playboy lifestyle, but then it means no serious, long lasting relationsips, so you wouldn't have anyone worth leaving most of your $$$ to...
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Is dying on the day you go broke tragic, or perfect timing?
You could pre-pay for the most kick ass funeral/wake party ever.
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Let's do some business!
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"Getting older" is not the same as dying, which a lot of you are talking about. So by "getting older" are we talking about 50s or like 70s...
If 50s, I would make sure that retirement was taken care of (investments, House paid off, savings, etc.) and then enjoy the rest. If 70s, possibly create some kind of charity or give money to some charity I believe in.
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hmm, If I was nearing the end.
1. I'd be a sugardaddy to some 18 year old strippers 2. buy lots of viagra 3. whatever money was left I'd set up a trust fund that would award college scholarships to those who couldn't afford it
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I never thought about it. I have many relatives, so it never crossed my mind. Dunno what to answer
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by the way, we are all getting older, nobody gets younger every day that is gone forever
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Probably would be my route too, with that said I'd blow a good bit of it too though.
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Get a 23 year old pregnant or just leave your money to good causes
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Hire a wife and some kids... j/k!
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any other ideas?
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send it to me how old we talking
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setup a charity/trust and have them do whatever you want with the $$... have them invest the $$, then spend only the interest it earns each year...
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Buy russian or filipina bride (or both), get her (or them) pregnant, leave money to wife (or wives) and kids.
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I would leave money to city.
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make a list of crazy things to do and go see. Id party alot, meet lots of new ppl daily.. buy the car I always wanted, take great care of my health and looks and alot of business.
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Bucket List Baby
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But obviously I'd have family or friends. Currently I have all my stuff setup that if I die, it goes to one of my nephews. So if I died, I'd have all my assets split 5 ways and put away for my nieces and nephews when they turn 18. |
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coke and whores, baby....
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erect a massive monument honoring me at the local strip club
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Shut up, dork.
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"You can't take it with you."
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Go out and have fun
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hookers and cocaine.
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